Swollen urethra
Solstice piss breaking the seal
Steamy window pane

oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold

instead of any
character limitation:
users MUST write in haiku

Haiku:

We don't need AI
It drains our electric grids
And steals our data

Well, as the saying goes, in the land of dudes with 64 step sequencers, the guy with two 64 step sequencers is mayor

In 1966 my mom was 10 years old and they gave her an allergy test and informed her she was allergic to vermouth

again I am at far far greater personal risk than anyone who is so anonymous that leaving their name off a sign-up sheet would make them impossible to identify. I do agree that all else equal white men and middle-class people are less vulnerable and should step up and use that privilege as a bludgeon

It’s important to rsvp for protests so the cops know how much zip ties and tear gas they should bring

If we made more gold maybe people would calm down for once

Problematic YA authors in anime have ruined us.

criticizing the sirens lack
of motivic development

Leader of the Tiny Dick Society called and said you met all the requirements, congratulations!

doordash for cat treats. oh wait, that's me.