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Transsexual retail worker. She/her
Republicans are like “maybe instead of snap you should get a job” and then also say stuff like “it should be illegal for companies to hire you”
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Republicans are like “maybe instead of snap you should get a job” and then also say stuff like “it should be illegal for companies to hire you”
Bro sports betting is legal
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Bro sports betting is legal
Did Jesus know about the germ theory of disease and antibiotics while he was alive?
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Did Jesus know about the germ theory of disease and antibiotics while he was alive?
Spire update: 10,10,10,10
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Spire update: 10,10,10,10
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ITS NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY CAPITAL DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OUTSMARTED BY DONALD FUCKING TRUMP WAKE UP
March 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
ITS NOT ENTIRELY BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY CAPITAL DO YOU THINK THESE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING OUTSMARTED BY DONALD FUCKING TRUMP WAKE UP
Representative democracy doesn’t work at all. It’s just a contest to see who gets to do legal insider trading for a while
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Representative democracy doesn’t work at all. It’s just a contest to see who gets to do legal insider trading for a while
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Lucy promising Charlie Brown that she'll hold the football for him a couple months down the road in exchange for all of his hoes now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Lucy promising Charlie Brown that she'll hold the football for him a couple months down the road in exchange for all of his hoes now.
I wish I had a job shoveling coal into a furnace. I would get so good at it
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I wish I had a job shoveling coal into a furnace. I would get so good at it
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Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Funny prank: everyone becomes militantly communist very quickly
Cat broke my computer
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Cat broke my computer
Spire update 10,10,9,9
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Spire update 10,10,9,9
Spire update:9999 complete.
As a look down on the steps from midway, I am met with renewed clarity on which to meditate the suffering of Christ.
As a look down on the steps from midway, I am met with renewed clarity on which to meditate the suffering of Christ.
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Spire update:9999 complete.
As a look down on the steps from midway, I am met with renewed clarity on which to meditate the suffering of Christ.
As a look down on the steps from midway, I am met with renewed clarity on which to meditate the suffering of Christ.
Corporations should have to list a “guy who gets charged with crimes if the corporation does a crime” and it should have to be the person with the largest total compensation
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Corporations should have to list a “guy who gets charged with crimes if the corporation does a crime” and it should have to be the person with the largest total compensation
Trickle down insider trading
There’s a cottage industry of investors who monitor former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s disclosed stock trades, match her every move, and usually make a profit along the way.
That trend will now end in 2027.
That trend will now end in 2027.
Stock traders might miss Pelosi after she retires | CNN Politics
There's a cottage industry of investors who monitor former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's disclosed stock trades, match her every move, and usually make a profit along the way.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Trickle down insider trading
Streak is fucking over. Creative AI is a fucking honey pot
Slay the spire: 9988 done. Current streak 5
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Streak is fucking over. Creative AI is a fucking honey pot
Slay the spire: 9988 done. Current streak 5
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Slay the spire: 9988 done. Current streak 5
Spire update: 9888 done, 4 win streak
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Spire update: 9888 done, 4 win streak
Spire progress, on ascension 9 with all characters
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Spire progress, on ascension 9 with all characters
I think trans people should start a religion.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I think trans people should start a religion.
8777 spire progress
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
8777 spire progress
Due to a loophole in new anti immigrant voter laws, Hank Hill is only eligible to vote in New York City, New York. Hank struggles to pick between “jackass” Cuomo and “socialist” mamdani before begrudgingly picking mamdani. Peggy registers in New York illegally to cast a vote for Curtis Sliwa.
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Due to a loophole in new anti immigrant voter laws, Hank Hill is only eligible to vote in New York City, New York. Hank struggles to pick between “jackass” Cuomo and “socialist” mamdani before begrudgingly picking mamdani. Peggy registers in New York illegally to cast a vote for Curtis Sliwa.
The computer intelligence that tells the Democratic Party what voters want has been spitting out “Muslim dude with a little bit of swag” since 2005 but they got scared of how effective it was when they let Obama run
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The computer intelligence that tells the Democratic Party what voters want has been spitting out “Muslim dude with a little bit of swag” since 2005 but they got scared of how effective it was when they let Obama run
Spire update: 7/7/7/7 complete. Onto 8s
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Spire update: 7/7/7/7 complete. Onto 8s
The good nog is in at the store. It’s nog season, boys
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The good nog is in at the store. It’s nog season, boys