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Gymkata!
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Alleged musician, asshole, Ex world champion fuckhead, part time dummy. baseball fan. DETROIT Tigers. Probably sleepy.
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If you're having trouble watching other versions, here's an Internet Archive link for the 60 Minutes CECOT segment suppressed by Bari Weiss in the U.S.
Inside Cecot : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
https://bsky.app/profile/jasonparis.bsky.social/post/3mam565pyes24
archive.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.
September 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
She got me. Goddamnit!😎
I found this great authentic Italian place in NYC. Get this, they liked us so much that when we ran out of breadsticks, they brought a whole new order FOR FREE.

Thank you, Olive Garden!

Hospitaliano!
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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i tore the tag off my mattress and it played a message from a princess asking for help from Obi-Wan Kenobi. i wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi
September 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"Look at you, you piece of shit!"

-excerpt from my forthcoming book, "Things I Say into the Mirror"
August 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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from the biggest public health association “RFK Jr. must be removed from his position.”
apha.org APHA @apha.org · Aug 28
The abrupt attempt to oust Dr. Susan Monarez, the CDC’s director just weeks after her Senate confirmation, is yet another glaring sign of Secretary Kennedy’s failed leadership and reckless mismanagement. www.apha.org/news-and-med...
Kennedy’s attack on public health must be stopped
The abrupt attempt to oust Dr. Susan Monarez, the CDC’s director just weeks after her Senate confirmation, is yet another glaring sign of Secretary Kennedy’s failed leadership and reckless mismanageme...
www.apha.org
August 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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“PERSON!!!! WOMAN!!!!! MAN!!!!! CAMERA!!!!! TV!!!!!!!”
August 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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i suspect my grandmother is in fight club bc she literally never talks about it. i’m on to you, bitch.
August 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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When film makers do discover two male leads with chemistry they should knock out a dozen pictures. We should have a The Nice Guys universe.
August 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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me to my pug every time i have to leave for work
August 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.
August 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
May 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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From Nov 11, 2024. 🤔
August 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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We have always made delightful little guys.
July 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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whyte people are so annoying
July 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I should write GI JOE.

I've never watched the cartoon but my favorite Joes are WhipDip, AcidWash, Nectarine Todd, Freddy the Fridge, Buttskull, Hawaiian Punch, WetEar, ToggleSwitch, BatGuano, RipFart, RanchFlavor, TallyTwang, BallSack, Cretinair, and PartyDip.

PartyDip was badass.
July 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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In 80 seconds, AOC has completely dismantled the #BigUglyBill.

Dems should turn this into a prime time campaign ad NOW.

“This Bill is a deal with the devil”💥

@aoc.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
😎
June 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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My new album, featuring BGVs by Sami Michelsen, guest guitar by Joe DeRosa, and mixes by Kristofer Sampson, is out today.
Worry Disco
Pinkstone · Album · 2025 · 13 songs
open.spotify.com
May 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM