American "Chinese" food is just sticky meat candy for when you're sad.
August 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
American "Chinese" food is just sticky meat candy for when you're sad.
My new album, featuring BGVs by Sami Michelsen, guest guitar by Joe DeRosa, and mixes by Kristofer Sampson, is out today.
Worry Disco
Pinkstone · Album · 2025 · 13 songs
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May 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My new album, featuring BGVs by Sami Michelsen, guest guitar by Joe DeRosa, and mixes by Kristofer Sampson, is out today.
My new single "The Terrible Future," featuring guitar by Joe DeRosa and artwork by @willpottorff.bsky.social, is out today.
The Terrible Future
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April 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My new single "The Terrible Future," featuring guitar by Joe DeRosa and artwork by @willpottorff.bsky.social, is out today.
Starting to think maybe I should sell all my Hawk Tuah Coin.
April 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Starting to think maybe I should sell all my Hawk Tuah Coin.
"Hey Satan," the first single from my upcoming album Worry Disco, is now streaming. BGVs by Sami Michelsen, mix by Kristofer Sampson, and artwork by @willpottorff.bsky.social
Hey Satan
Pinkstone · Single · 2025 · 1 songs
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April 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"Hey Satan," the first single from my upcoming album Worry Disco, is now streaming. BGVs by Sami Michelsen, mix by Kristofer Sampson, and artwork by @willpottorff.bsky.social
New single drops tomorrow. Artwork by @willpottorff.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
New single drops tomorrow. Artwork by @willpottorff.bsky.social
When dudes on Bridgerton bust a nut, they probably yell something like, "I am arriving forthright!"
March 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When dudes on Bridgerton bust a nut, they probably yell something like, "I am arriving forthright!"
Ayn Rand and Ani DiFranco both have that unique kind of name that can only be properly pronounced by two people: one to say it, and another to correct them.
March 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ayn Rand and Ani DiFranco both have that unique kind of name that can only be properly pronounced by two people: one to say it, and another to correct them.
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It's so hard to watch Severance knowing that Mark has wound up in a position where these two strong, beautiful women both desperately want him, what possible solution could there be for such a dilemma
March 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It's so hard to watch Severance knowing that Mark has wound up in a position where these two strong, beautiful women both desperately want him, what possible solution could there be for such a dilemma
The roof in my local Home Depot leaks, which is just terrible for their image.
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The roof in my local Home Depot leaks, which is just terrible for their image.
The dumbest people I have ever met all had one thing in common: they assumed everything they didn't understand was some kind of trick.
February 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The dumbest people I have ever met all had one thing in common: they assumed everything they didn't understand was some kind of trick.
Danzig's "horror" lyrics are so simple and literal, it's like he's just describing a cartoon on the back of a box of Frankenberry.
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Danzig's "horror" lyrics are so simple and literal, it's like he's just describing a cartoon on the back of a box of Frankenberry.
When I was thirteen, I told my girlfriend she was a "fallen angel with the devil's charm."
I stole it from a Dokken song.
I stole it from a Dokken song.
February 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When I was thirteen, I told my girlfriend she was a "fallen angel with the devil's charm."
I stole it from a Dokken song.
I stole it from a Dokken song.
I tried to kill a moth in the kitchen, and just ended up applauding it.
February 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I tried to kill a moth in the kitchen, and just ended up applauding it.
Fritos are dark meat tortilla chips.
February 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Fritos are dark meat tortilla chips.
My coworker made this. I asked if they were getting ready for the big test, but they didn't understand the joke.
February 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My coworker made this. I asked if they were getting ready for the big test, but they didn't understand the joke.
With Freedy Johnston after his wonderful show in Decatur, GA last night.
February 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
With Freedy Johnston after his wonderful show in Decatur, GA last night.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but probably the visually impaired.
February 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but probably the visually impaired.
NATURE FACT: A group of Floridians is called a "felony."
February 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
NATURE FACT: A group of Floridians is called a "felony."
The worst part about working from home is that people keep calling and waking you up.
February 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The worst part about working from home is that people keep calling and waking you up.
Oh, no, not yours. I meant, like, *other people's* kids are stupid.
February 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh, no, not yours. I meant, like, *other people's* kids are stupid.
Every day when I see my colorblind coworker, I tell him which color his shirt is.
January 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every day when I see my colorblind coworker, I tell him which color his shirt is.