Guy Thoughts
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Guy Thoughts
@guy-thoughts.bsky.social
· Aug 26
Listen, I didn't ask for my opinions either.
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At this time of year, I'm more cookie than human.
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
At this time of year, I'm more cookie than human.
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It’s funny how umm oh crap I forgot
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s funny how umm oh crap I forgot
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I’m gonna sleep so well tonight (please?)
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m gonna sleep so well tonight (please?)
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the Mrs asked me what was wrong as i was looking at my phone but i was just doing a crossword puzzle
i guess i have resting crossword puzzle face
i guess i have resting crossword puzzle face
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the Mrs asked me what was wrong as i was looking at my phone but i was just doing a crossword puzzle
i guess i have resting crossword puzzle face
i guess i have resting crossword puzzle face
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what do you MEAN I'm supposed to do work now, isn't everyone off until the new year
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
what do you MEAN I'm supposed to do work now, isn't everyone off until the new year
Yes I just deleted a reply out of shame over a typo.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yes I just deleted a reply out of shame over a typo.
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To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
To my trans and nonbinary friends, I am so sorry that you have to deal with this hate. And I hope to see us reach the other side of it soon. And, we will reach the other side. This is horrifying, but it is ultimately the latest iteration of a time-worn tale. And their time always comes to an end.
Why do we call it a "gander" when "gooster" is right there
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why do we call it a "gander" when "gooster" is right there
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don't be that guy
i say to myself
i say to myself
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
don't be that guy
i say to myself
i say to myself
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got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants
Seems like a lot of people like to FA that don't enjoy the FO
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Seems like a lot of people like to FA that don't enjoy the FO
Hey @pfrazee.com why no rich text facets for profile descriptions? I got 90% of the way through writing a script to tidy mine up before I realized it was plain text only.
September 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hey @pfrazee.com why no rich text facets for profile descriptions? I got 90% of the way through writing a script to tidy mine up before I realized it was plain text only.
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I would be the best rich person ever.
September 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I would be the best rich person ever.
Replaying the recent Persona games and thinking about the omote and the ura
September 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Replaying the recent Persona games and thinking about the omote and the ura
Might plan for retirement, as a bit
September 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Might plan for retirement, as a bit
"Guy Thoughts" but it's a bunch of reposts of women?
Yeah man, I read them and then I think about them.
Yeah man, I read them and then I think about them.
September 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Guy Thoughts" but it's a bunch of reposts of women?
Yeah man, I read them and then I think about them.
Yeah man, I read them and then I think about them.
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I’m so tired of never being bored.
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m so tired of never being bored.
My fellow dudes, simply remember the convenient mnemonic, LAEKSQQS
What men think women want in a dude:
-Glass hoistin' expertise
-Horny for travel
-Fly fishin addiction
-Money to burn
-Abs for days
What women want in a dude:
-Laughs at her jokes
-Awe of her inner & outer beauty
-Excellent listening skills
-Kindness
-Snacks
-Quiet
-Quieter
-Shhhhh
-Glass hoistin' expertise
-Horny for travel
-Fly fishin addiction
-Money to burn
-Abs for days
What women want in a dude:
-Laughs at her jokes
-Awe of her inner & outer beauty
-Excellent listening skills
-Kindness
-Snacks
-Quiet
-Quieter
-Shhhhh
September 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My fellow dudes, simply remember the convenient mnemonic, LAEKSQQS
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What men think women want in a dude:
-Glass hoistin' expertise
-Horny for travel
-Fly fishin addiction
-Money to burn
-Abs for days
What women want in a dude:
-Laughs at her jokes
-Awe of her inner & outer beauty
-Excellent listening skills
-Kindness
-Snacks
-Quiet
-Quieter
-Shhhhh
-Glass hoistin' expertise
-Horny for travel
-Fly fishin addiction
-Money to burn
-Abs for days
What women want in a dude:
-Laughs at her jokes
-Awe of her inner & outer beauty
-Excellent listening skills
-Kindness
-Snacks
-Quiet
-Quieter
-Shhhhh
August 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What men think women want in a dude:
-Glass hoistin' expertise
-Horny for travel
-Fly fishin addiction
-Money to burn
-Abs for days
What women want in a dude:
-Laughs at her jokes
-Awe of her inner & outer beauty
-Excellent listening skills
-Kindness
-Snacks
-Quiet
-Quieter
-Shhhhh
-Glass hoistin' expertise
-Horny for travel
-Fly fishin addiction
-Money to burn
-Abs for days
What women want in a dude:
-Laughs at her jokes
-Awe of her inner & outer beauty
-Excellent listening skills
-Kindness
-Snacks
-Quiet
-Quieter
-Shhhhh
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im a nerd and i lurk that's why they call me Lurkel
September 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
im a nerd and i lurk that's why they call me Lurkel
If there's enough of you to be an epidemic, how are you all so lonely?
September 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If there's enough of you to be an epidemic, how are you all so lonely?
Listen, I didn't ask for my opinions either.
August 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Listen, I didn't ask for my opinions either.
Ain't no follaback girl
August 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ain't no follaback girl