Lloyd
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I've tried nothing, and I'm all out of ideas.
Never warmed to Maresca. Started off as a yes man, then got comfortable and cut away. Live by the sword etc.
A few good results doesn't gloss over the face that Chelsea have been largely boring as hell since he took over.
A few good results doesn't gloss over the face that Chelsea have been largely boring as hell since he took over.
Chelsea have officially confirmed that Enzo Maresca has left the club
January 1, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Never warmed to Maresca. Started off as a yes man, then got comfortable and cut away. Live by the sword etc.
A few good results doesn't gloss over the face that Chelsea have been largely boring as hell since he took over.
A few good results doesn't gloss over the face that Chelsea have been largely boring as hell since he took over.
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"Ooh, January 1.
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"Ooh, January 1.
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
Better get going on those taxes, Neddy."
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In my greatest hour of need, where were you
April 2, 2024 at 5:38 PM
In my greatest hour of need, where were you
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The protagonist in Mr. Brightside?
*turns folding chair around backwards* You know who else did his best work coming out of a cave?
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The protagonist in Mr. Brightside?
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Play Acheampong at right back you useless bald cunt
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Play Acheampong at right back you useless bald cunt
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It’s a good thing I hate this version of Chelsea, otherwise I’d be fuming.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s a good thing I hate this version of Chelsea, otherwise I’d be fuming.
Beer festivals and supporting Chelsea.
What’s the most Tory-coded thing you actively love?
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
Me: Essex. Elgar. Country pubs.
September 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Beer festivals and supporting Chelsea.
Having the adults in the room allows you to have this level of cutting-edge analysis.
September 8, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Having the adults in the room allows you to have this level of cutting-edge analysis.
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Hugh Bonneville, I wasn’t really familiar with your game.
September 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Hugh Bonneville, I wasn’t really familiar with your game.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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On one hand driving above the speed limit is inarguably dangerous, and any current or proposed enforcement mechanism is useless at best and a privacy risk at worst. But on the other hand every minute you shave off of your Google Maps estimated time accrues valuable credits you can spend in Heaven.
May 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
On one hand driving above the speed limit is inarguably dangerous, and any current or proposed enforcement mechanism is useless at best and a privacy risk at worst. But on the other hand every minute you shave off of your Google Maps estimated time accrues valuable credits you can spend in Heaven.
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Reece James remains better than anyone else they try to put into his rightful place in the team.
May 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Reece James remains better than anyone else they try to put into his rightful place in the team.
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“Where has this rise in Reform votes come from?” asks the same media who wank themselves into a frenzy at every single utterance from Nigel Farage.
May 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
“Where has this rise in Reform votes come from?” asks the same media who wank themselves into a frenzy at every single utterance from Nigel Farage.
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"The 1st of May. International Workers' Solidarity Day", soviet poster, 1963
May 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
"The 1st of May. International Workers' Solidarity Day", soviet poster, 1963
I originally thought Maresca wouldn't last past Halloween, so he's at least overshot my expectations.
That #MarescaOut might bubble up a bit more if this carries on
April 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I originally thought Maresca wouldn't last past Halloween, so he's at least overshot my expectations.
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Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
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university is SUPPOSED to challenge your beliefs! unless of course your belief is that trans people are awful, in which case awwww poor ickle baby, did the nasty mean people exist near you, awwwww poor baby, here let me give you a book deal and a podcast so you can tell us how scared you were
March 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
university is SUPPOSED to challenge your beliefs! unless of course your belief is that trans people are awful, in which case awwww poor ickle baby, did the nasty mean people exist near you, awwwww poor baby, here let me give you a book deal and a podcast so you can tell us how scared you were
Erin Cuthbert. Proper Chels.
March 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Erin Cuthbert. Proper Chels.
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
The moments when Chelsea looked at their best was jumping on mistakes and then quickly breaking in as few a passes as possible.
Probably something to think about.
Probably something to think about.
March 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The moments when Chelsea looked at their best was jumping on mistakes and then quickly breaking in as few a passes as possible.
Probably something to think about.
Probably something to think about.