Look at Mohammed bin Salman. Look at the look on his face. That face says "I am going to take this fucking rube's dumb ass to the cleaners." America is cooked.

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

wolf gang odd future KILL THEM ALL

HAIL TO PITT

If Pat McAfee says one more thing about “the paisanos” I’m going to get in the car and drive to the north side right now to kick him in the teeth

These Pats uniforms are classy. I still hate the Patriots! But I cannot deny the uniforms look good.

Got the Wordle in two today, which makes up for not getting Connections, Sports Connections, OR today's Moviegrid, I guess 😑

I was all excited that this week's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social opened with an Antioch appearance but it was the Tasmanian Devil instead.

A̷͎̞̹̻̘̽n̵̨̖͔̟̜͇̪̰͖̠̆̾̐ͅt̷̻̣͈̤́̚i̴̛̺̙͔̬͉͇͙̦̠̹̤̙̩̮̲̿́̈́o̴͇̮̫̙͚͍̘̜͉̮̗̘͒̊́̋̔̿͗͆͜͝c̴̛̥̐͂̍̎̓̈̓̈́̎͊h̷̡͖̪̭͖̭̞̻̩̍͒͆̀́͘ͅͅ ̵̛̛̩͉͔̗̼̱̣̱͇͕͚̹̠̺͐̎̽́̏̇̐͗͆̐̉̾͋d̸̡̖̲̱̖̩͍̤̮̝͆̀̆̎̆͆̆̈́͂̀̏́͐̚ę̴͇͕̈́̓̏̆̅̋̈́̓̒͑́̒͌̑͘͜m̶̛̬̘͓̞̬̫͇̯̯̗̤̻͗̍̈́̏͒͑͛̊̿̉̿͆̕͝ä̶̟̥͕̰͙̪́̈́͂͂͝͠ͅn̷̡̟͚̞̲̩̯͔̠͖̥̥̑̽̓̈̕d̶̨̛̛͍̩̺͕̳̿̀̃̈́͒̈͛͘͘ͅs̶̨͈͎͖̦̤̣̱̬̱̉͆̿̒̈͛͜͜͝ͅ ̶̡̨͇̞͖͚̭͎͚͙̜̫͎̘͛̂̽ÿ̶̨̝̹́́͂͂o̵̝͑̆̽̂͗̑̈́͘͝u̶̮̹̟͆̓̔̈́̚ͅŕ̵͍͇̫͖̺́̒̅̇̀͑̃̃͝ ̴͍̬̘̭̐͠f̸̧̱̮̥̜͍̄͛̍̽̒́͋̋̚ȩ̴͚͕̼̩̈̌͂͂̔́̿͋̓̚͝͝ä̴̧̤̫͍̤̘̫́͊̏l̸̰̖͔͖̣̲̤̻̦̖̞̥̔t̶̛͙͎̗̺̦̖̩̤̹̉̾́͗̅̑̐͂̉͐̊̕͝y̷̨̖̫̼͈̯̺̌̈́̓́͌̐̑̈̈̎͘

The Eagles are making it ✌️interesting✌️ again

If Verstappen wins this race I am going to light myself on fire in the middle of Washington Avenue

YASSSS NICO YASSSSSSSSS

The pilot doing the overhead shots at Interlagos needs to turn his damn ADS-B on #skycards

GODDAMMIT MAX LEAVE NICO ALONE

THE FERRARI BOYS ARE CURSED

OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED

Wordle 1,603 1/6

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Since I moved into my place in 2020, I usually throw away the mail for the woman who lived in my unit before me. Once, her parents knocked on my door asking if I knew where she was. Today a Cologuard kit arrived for her.

Michele Thornton, call your parents and get a colonoscopy.

If you pronounce the word "vodka" "vokka," know that I think you were raised in a barn.

Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead 🪶

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Big win for Josh Allen’s Blueberries!! 🦬🫐

Kirk, that’s an awful lot of bronzer and eyebrow dye for someone complaining about a kicker’s booty shorts

My old boss got canned on Halloween, and our VP called his team into a meeting to tell us he got laid off. Nothing puts the fear of god into you like thinking you're going to get laid off while wearing a unicorn costume.

This week’s America’s Test Kitchen is about ice cream cake. Sounds great right? ITS A PISTACHIO AND APRICOT ICE CREAM CAKE WITH **WHITE** CAKE. WHO WANTS THAT?????

Mr. Steal Your Girl

Minus the Bear is playing yacht rock (Lonely Boy, which dad loved, and What a Fool Believes) before their set.

They are doing this FOR ME and no one can tell me otherwise.