KTP- Pittsburgh Gray Squirrel (King of the Civilized World)
@dinopapazekos.bsky.social
Fans know I’m a real squirrel
PhD in Hating | Active Pitt Panther
Greco-Yinzer loyal to my fucked up soil
Proclaimed King of Civilization by Birth Right
PhD in Hating | Active Pitt Panther
Greco-Yinzer loyal to my fucked up soil
Proclaimed King of Civilization by Birth Right
Pinned
Ok no more whimsy
Time to lock the fuck in
Time to lock the fuck in
Pooping absolutely massive brain turds out of my head and onto word documents. 14 pages of horrible writing, handle without care
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pooping absolutely massive brain turds out of my head and onto word documents. 14 pages of horrible writing, handle without care
Ha yes the Hannibal Lecter football mask. As safe as safe can get.
Today’s Tidbit... Marietta and Sowle Face Masks
www.footballarchaeology.com/p/todays-tid...
www.footballarchaeology.com/p/todays-tid...
Today’s Tidbit... Marietta and Sowle Face Masks
When researching football’s past, I sometimes come across information that doesn’t catch my attention until I stumble upon something else that connects the dots.
www.footballarchaeology.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ha yes the Hannibal Lecter football mask. As safe as safe can get.
Bill Clinton did what? The saxophone guy, that bill clinton? This has to be a mistake.
November 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bill Clinton did what? The saxophone guy, that bill clinton? This has to be a mistake.
Folks…
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Folks…
If you have a “getting punched in the face” super cut, your opinion is no longer valid. That’s the rule. You no longer get to lead anything or speak in public. You have been found inadequate by the court of public opinion, no matter who punched you or why
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you have a “getting punched in the face” super cut, your opinion is no longer valid. That’s the rule. You no longer get to lead anything or speak in public. You have been found inadequate by the court of public opinion, no matter who punched you or why
Shout out to all my space lesbians out there hope your having a good day
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Shout out to all my space lesbians out there hope your having a good day
In the Forbes primantis between classes and if one more person tries to hand me a menu I’ll jump the counter and take over
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In the Forbes primantis between classes and if one more person tries to hand me a menu I’ll jump the counter and take over
That diaphragm control while sitting down is crazy, god teach me the ways
It’s not scientifically possible to make me angry about playoff rankings. It’s just not. What about Miami bitch I am listening to a lady belt it in a Mexican restaurant. Determining the 13th best team in the nation is way over there.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That diaphragm control while sitting down is crazy, god teach me the ways
Least likely to miss time due to BBQ:
1.cricket
2.tennis
3.hockey
Room for swimming or gymnastics to slot in
1.cricket
2.tennis
3.hockey
Room for swimming or gymnastics to slot in
Gonna be honest hockey was probably dead last on my list of “sports where player is likely to miss time after a barbecue injury”
Panthers’ Luostarinen week-to-week after suffering burns in BBQ accident
Florida Panthers forward Eetu Luostarinen is out week-to-week after being burned in a barbecue accident, head coach Paul Maurice told reporters Wednesday.
www.tsn.ca
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Least likely to miss time due to BBQ:
1.cricket
2.tennis
3.hockey
Room for swimming or gymnastics to slot in
1.cricket
2.tennis
3.hockey
Room for swimming or gymnastics to slot in
Crazy hour an hour on the power tools carving is better than months of therapy and meds
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Crazy hour an hour on the power tools carving is better than months of therapy and meds
“They’re not micro plastics, I can see them”
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“They’re not micro plastics, I can see them”
Didn’t that used to be an au bon pain?
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Didn’t that used to be an au bon pain?
Hey we’re boycotting the Pitt store btw. Just fyi. Go to Chaz’s corner of you really need something
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hey we’re boycotting the Pitt store btw. Just fyi. Go to Chaz’s corner of you really need something
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
ELECTRICITY TORNADOES IN MY BRAIN 🌪️⚡️⚡️🌪️⚡️🌪️⚡️
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
ELECTRICITY TORNADOES IN MY BRAIN 🌪️⚡️⚡️🌪️⚡️🌪️⚡️
My best research skill is knowing when to give up. I’m not going to understand that there study, so I’m not gonna waste my time trying. (Study is a “can people tell time”)
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My best research skill is knowing when to give up. I’m not going to understand that there study, so I’m not gonna waste my time trying. (Study is a “can people tell time”)
One of my nervous ticks is taking apart my pen. This makes it very difficult to deal with whatever is making my nervous because I can’t write anything, and my hands are blue
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
One of my nervous ticks is taking apart my pen. This makes it very difficult to deal with whatever is making my nervous because I can’t write anything, and my hands are blue
When class is canceled but I’m already on the bus in:
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When class is canceled but I’m already on the bus in:
My schism radar went off. The frosted pop tarts of the east do not recognize the unfrosted barbarians of the west - emperor of the know world, Pittsburgh Grey Squirrel
"Haha what if the Pop-Tarts do a frosted/unfrosted schism" is great bc the average schism is due to stuff even less consequential than that
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My schism radar went off. The frosted pop tarts of the east do not recognize the unfrosted barbarians of the west - emperor of the know world, Pittsburgh Grey Squirrel
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I GAIN WISDOM THROUGH SUFFERING BUT ALSO THROUGH MINIGAMES
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I GAIN WISDOM THROUGH SUFFERING BUT ALSO THROUGH MINIGAMES
I going to wake up tomorrow and the number is going to be 3.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I going to wake up tomorrow and the number is going to be 3.
Reposted by KTP- Pittsburgh Gray Squirrel (King of the Civilized World)
Reposted by KTP- Pittsburgh Gray Squirrel (King of the Civilized World)
Attention @channel6.bsky.social subscribers, the Top Whatever is in process and will be out in a bit
In the meantime please accept this as an appetizer
In the meantime please accept this as an appetizer
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Attention @channel6.bsky.social subscribers, the Top Whatever is in process and will be out in a bit
In the meantime please accept this as an appetizer
In the meantime please accept this as an appetizer
The bird shit situation is out of control
GO SOUTH YOU NASTY FUCKS LEAVE ME ALONE
GO SOUTH YOU NASTY FUCKS LEAVE ME ALONE
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The bird shit situation is out of control
GO SOUTH YOU NASTY FUCKS LEAVE ME ALONE
GO SOUTH YOU NASTY FUCKS LEAVE ME ALONE
I hope Virginia tech collapses under the baldness of his shiny head. No rest for my enemies/conference-mates
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I hope Virginia tech collapses under the baldness of his shiny head. No rest for my enemies/conference-mates