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Serve me the sky with a big slice of lemon.
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I don't know why I did this.
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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Some extracts from the Tim Shipman long read "Keir and Loathing" (at least the PM is a gift to headline writers) This on the "island of strangers" speech
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Genuinely furious to discover that almonds aren't even a fucking nut. They're a fucking drupe. First peanuts and then cashews and now almonds. Do nuts even exist? I've been lied to my whole life.
February 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Yaxley Lennon is an unemployed beggar with an expensive drug habit. He doesn't hold out his hat on the street, he cons idiots into online donation by playing the victim.
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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“I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated.“
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I reckon @movingthrough.bsky.social is enjoying this Delap performance.
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Getting rid of Jackson for delap says everything about our sporting directors
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I have finished work early and will spend the rest of the afternoon baking bread and listening to music.
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Just seen the cricket score. Lovely stuff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 AM
😂
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I’m sorry if you were offended by me smashing your head in with a baseball bat.
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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1) Today (23:59) is the deadline for submitting responses to the Home Office "consultation" on their plans to make life a lot more difficult for foreigners living in the UK: www.gov.uk/government/c...
A Fairer Pathway to Settlement: statement and accompanying consultation on earned settlement (accessible)
www.gov.uk
February 12, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I see the government has gone for the “legitimate concerns” line in response to Ratcliffe. Useless racist fucking pricks.
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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OK wow. Simon McDonald is no wingnut, he’s one of the most decent and impressive public servants I’ve ever known.
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
These people need to be wiped out.
February 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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I have just gone through the Home Office questionnaire and it is squarely in the "Are We The Baddies?" territory.

Hard to believe anyone involved in this questionnaire didn't feel physically sick at what they were writing.
The UK government is proposing radical and punitive changes to settlement rules. This is settlement, not citizenship. The consultation is open until 12 February; please respond to it and oppose these evil proposals. Amnesty have a good guide: www.amnesty.org.uk/resources/gu...
Guidance for responding to 'A Fairer Pathway to Settlement' consultation
We are Amnesty International UK. We are ordinary people from across the world standing up for humanity and human rights.
www.amnesty.org.uk
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This is all very odd.
Originally scheduled for 10 days, the Temporary Flight Restriction closing airspace around El Paso to all traffic due to “security concerns” has been lifted after just a few hours. Flights are scheduled to begin operating to ELP in about 30 minutes. www.flightradar24.com/airport/elp/...
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Done. There's still time to respond if you've not done so.
anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
media.amnesty.org.uk
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I hate this club.
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Gusto is so bad. A dreadful footballer.
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
We’re so shit. Put us under any kid of presser and we crumble.
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Ffs.
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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I had hoped the part sale of the women would've spared them the chuckle brothers but alas
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM