Bassman
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Former Chelsea managerial candidate
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Bassman
@bassman93.bsky.social
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Right that time of year. Here's the estimated accounting values for our squad for next season.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Have to say the Chelsea commentary is making this even more depressing
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Have to say the Chelsea commentary is making this even more depressing
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Sweet "Why isn't that 1 xG?" shot by Evanilson.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sweet "Why isn't that 1 xG?" shot by Evanilson.
Guiu is gonna be blowing by 60 mins of ye plays like he normally does
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Guiu is gonna be blowing by 60 mins of ye plays like he normally does
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Three points to Arsenal’s best post-Wenger manager
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Three points to Arsenal’s best post-Wenger manager
I did wonder if he'd still be resting players for midweek but nope, seems to have gone almost entirely the other way. Delap is spared for some reason.
🚨Chelsea XI to face Bournemouth: Sanchez; Gusto, W Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; James, Fernandez; Neto, Palmer, Garnacho; Delap.
Follow today's matches on @BBCSport 👇
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Follow today's matches on @BBCSport 👇
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Premier League LIVE: Aston Villa vs Arsenal - scores, stats & updates
Build up to seven games including, Aston villa v Arsenal, Bournemouth v Chelsea, Everton v Nottingham and more.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I did wonder if he'd still be resting players for midweek but nope, seems to have gone almost entirely the other way. Delap is spared for some reason.
I've always felt it was inevitable that trying to replicate Italian ultras would end up with people trying to replicate the entire experience not just the flares and black shirts.
This is deeply concerning: the return of organised racist gangs on the terraces.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Crystal Palace fans are literally fighting each other. How has it come to this?
Clashes between rival factions are the culmination of a long-running feud involving claims of racism
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I've always felt it was inevitable that trying to replicate Italian ultras would end up with people trying to replicate the entire experience not just the flares and black shirts.
It's just a ham sandwich
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's just a ham sandwich
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
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Canada Italy in Toronto will genuinely result in the destruction of the city
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Canada Italy in Toronto will genuinely result in the destruction of the city
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Respect to Wayne Gretzky for not preparing for this at all. You miss 100% of the pronunciations you don't practice for.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Respect to Wayne Gretzky for not preparing for this at all. You miss 100% of the pronunciations you don't practice for.
Absolutely butchered every pronunciation bar Turkiye
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Absolutely butchered every pronunciation bar Turkiye
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“Paraguay can’t go into C”
Yes, because they’re landlocked
Yes, because they’re landlocked
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Paraguay can’t go into C”
Yes, because they’re landlocked
Yes, because they’re landlocked
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BBC recap fella losing his mind here
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BBC recap fella losing his mind here
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Whoever put Australia in the USAs group
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Whoever put Australia in the USAs group
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Enzo Maresca on experience: "Who was the most experienced player for us in the week? Tosin. Did he play good? So it is not about experience."
When people talk about adding experienced players to the team, they mean international level players who have played at the highest level and won. Not this:
When people talk about adding experienced players to the team, they mean international level players who have played at the highest level and won. Not this:
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Enzo Maresca on experience: "Who was the most experienced player for us in the week? Tosin. Did he play good? So it is not about experience."
When people talk about adding experienced players to the team, they mean international level players who have played at the highest level and won. Not this:
When people talk about adding experienced players to the team, they mean international level players who have played at the highest level and won. Not this:
If only there were means available to the manager to change the players at some point during the game. Someone should look into that.
Maresca: “One of the regrets I have after Leeds is that I didn't play with Josh Acheampong”.
Performative. 🥱 If Tosin played the exact same way and we somehow walked away with a draw, Maresca would be saying the opposite.
Performative. 🥱 If Tosin played the exact same way and we somehow walked away with a draw, Maresca would be saying the opposite.
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If only there were means available to the manager to change the players at some point during the game. Someone should look into that.
As always it's a nice cathartic experience to listen to @kierdoyle.bsky.social after a shit show from Chelsea
youtu.be/2p-4NpcYZcc?...
youtu.be/2p-4NpcYZcc?...
Statford Bridge E80 - Tosin is...
YouTube video by KierDoyle
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
As always it's a nice cathartic experience to listen to @kierdoyle.bsky.social after a shit show from Chelsea
youtu.be/2p-4NpcYZcc?...
youtu.be/2p-4NpcYZcc?...
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Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.