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Glonzo Ball
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not the washed up UCLA men's basketball star slash cavs point guard. semi-retired forums poster and eternal goony fuck (he/him) waiting for elon to go the way of richard lowtax kyanka
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The thing that always gets me about the whole “mass migration means immigrants recreate the conditions of their country of origin!” thing is that it is so transparently fucking nuts that there is not a single example of it ever being true in all of human history
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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I remember watching Jake Paul fight Tyson immediately after the election in 2024 and thinking an inability to laugh Paul out of the ring was a great example of the rot in America that led to Trump coming back, it was good to see Anthony Joshua do that. It felt like the culture starting to shift back
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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we gotta bunch of old white ladies chanting “fuck ice” in somali- we are going to win
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Adam McCay punching at “white liberals” on global warming is so fucking funny. Who do you think these people are and what do you think their stance on global warming is and has been for decades?
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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This isn’t going great for the regime
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I mean it should also be noted shit like this is why the admin is falling g apart and you have senators from Wyoming retiring
DHS just shared this video to X with the caption "This Christmas, our hearts grow as our illegal population shrinks."

The video is set to a version of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and has text that reads "Christmas after mass deportations." The end reads "Mirthnuke."

Evil shit.
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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This group is awfully quiet today…
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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the index of consumer sentiment (current expectations) is at an all time low because trump voters are catching on to the facts the rest of us have been covering for a year
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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President Nixon released all files according to court order.
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The Independent has identified Eric Lendrum as the DHS PR officer responsible for a relentless flood of social media posts on DHS pages using Nazis memes, slogans and images. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DHS speechwriter linked to hateful social accounts
‘They are not migrants. They are not ‘undocumented.’ They are an invading army. The largest invasion in American history,’ DHS speechwriter writes on X
www.independent.co.uk
August 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Being an anti-woke lesbian Jew is a luxury identity that's only made possible by decades of struggle by the people Bari denounces as totalitarian scolds. But Bari thinks she'll always be one of the good ones because she's white abd went to the right schools.
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"village" mentality is what sustains conservatism. not being able to do anything without the Grandma Gestapo reporting your every move. depending on the easily withdrawn kindness of others instead of impersonal but reliable services. and of course obeying aristocratic landowners
Its gonna be hard to have a family in a single family house when you have to bring your prospective girlfriends to your parents' house instead of your own place.
Addison highlights these types of comments from American conservatives, and I’ve seen this all the time and always think it’s especially deranged. America has the lowest density, most “single-family” housing stock of basically any modern nation and it’s still not enough for these people!
December 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Reiterating my theory that Gen Z as a group is not in fact meaningfully more conservative - this should be pretty obvious talking to any random Zoomer - but that the specific people who identify as Gen Z Republicans are psychotic freaks in a way previous generations didn’t use to (publicly) be.
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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One big takeaway from Mamdani bringing YIMBYs into his transition is that advocates can often gain a lot of power by

1.) having useful answers to questions and accurate information

2.) being reasonably polite and pleasant to elected officials

3.) understanding the actual mechanics of government
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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not that the present economic picture is rosy, but i do think that popular culture — and specifically nostalgia bait television — is a big part of the reason that our public memory of the 1970s, 1980s and even 1990s seems to miss the real economic pain that marked each of those decades.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Casten is the single most informed federal elected official on the energy system. If he said this about something I penned on energy I would die of shame. Unfortunately, the neighborhood troll has none.
This Yglesias piece in the NYT is horrifically bad. Almost every "fact" it cites is provably false. At best it is cocktail party banter from a pundit who knows nothing of energy. At worst, it was cut/paste from oil industry talking points. So, a rebuttal: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/o...
Opinion | Obama Supported It. The Left in Canada and Norway Does. Why Don’t Democrats?
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This true not just for economic vibes. The entire movement of, let's call it medical skepticism, relies on having a completely warped views of what health outcomes used to be even three decades ago
not that the present economic picture is rosy, but i do think that popular culture — and specifically nostalgia bait television — is a big part of the reason that our public memory of the 1970s, 1980s and even 1990s seems to miss the real economic pain that marked each of those decades.
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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NYT has been running a catch and kill on this story for over a decade now.
This is just so wildly irresponsible and grossly misleading “journalism” @nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The only way to be good at something is to be bad at it first, a truism that we all repeat and this site of like 85% gifted kid burn outs refuses to instantiate.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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jesus
Maria has been accused over the years of fabricating her story that she had gone to the FBI. After finding the document in the trove, I called her. She broke down in tears.

“I’ve waited 30 years. I can’t believe it. They can’t call me a liar anymore.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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this is the case with every trump story in the history of trump stories, it is *always* worse than it looks at first
everything we find out about this is worse and worse and worse
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I don't do much looking back at my own writing, but I've been thinking about this piece a lot today. From tenderly protecting Trump from criminal consequences to enthusiastically helping him dismantle the administrative state, Roberts owns it all.
The worst chief justice of all time
Move over, Roger Taney and Melville Fuller.
open.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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These guys are so BAD at this. This is like dictators getting 99.9% of the vote. You don’t do that. You go for, like, 68%.

Everyone KNOWS Trump is in the Epstein Files. You gotta leave his name in in SOME places. Choose the least bad, claim critics now overreacting.

But we KNOW *THIS* is a lie.
Searching for Trump yields 0 items. Searching for Clinton: 109.
DOJ Epstein Library says: "Due to technical limitations and the format of certain materials (e.g., handwritten text), portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or may produce unreliable search results." Searches for "Trump" or "Wexner" yield 0 results.
www.justice.gov/epstein
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM