Gerald
@grod70.bsky.social
Stage 3 cancer survivor. No one fights alone
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They need a doorbell that sounds like a threatening dog growling and it makes solicitors piss themselves.
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
They need a doorbell that sounds like a threatening dog growling and it makes solicitors piss themselves.
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freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday
September 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday
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My corporeal form exists merely to be a Museum of Fuckery.
March 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My corporeal form exists merely to be a Museum of Fuckery.
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Little known fact: there are actually 51 ways to leave your lover, bc you can just call and break up with them.
March 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Little known fact: there are actually 51 ways to leave your lover, bc you can just call and break up with them.
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me: is that a new coverup?
her: this thing? i've had it forever.
me: so it's the same old sarong
her:
her: this thing? i've had it forever.
me: so it's the same old sarong
her:
March 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
me: is that a new coverup?
her: this thing? i've had it forever.
me: so it's the same old sarong
her:
her: this thing? i've had it forever.
me: so it's the same old sarong
her:
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When there is no "lol" at the end of your sentence, then I am not sure if it was sarcastic lol
February 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
When there is no "lol" at the end of your sentence, then I am not sure if it was sarcastic lol
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We are all of us the 52-hertz whale, singing our weird song whether we are heard or not
February 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We are all of us the 52-hertz whale, singing our weird song whether we are heard or not
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I guess “do you eat your mom‘s pussy out with that mouth?” wasn’t the right phrase to use for that foul language he used.
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I guess “do you eat your mom‘s pussy out with that mouth?” wasn’t the right phrase to use for that foul language he used.
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I woke up alive.
Again!
I rejoice in this gift of another beautiful day in this miracle of a human body with its limitless capacity for awareness, joy, delight, and pleasure. My teacup heart overflows with love for life.
I serve from the saucer with humility and deep, deep gratitude.
🙏☕️🙏
Again!
I rejoice in this gift of another beautiful day in this miracle of a human body with its limitless capacity for awareness, joy, delight, and pleasure. My teacup heart overflows with love for life.
I serve from the saucer with humility and deep, deep gratitude.
🙏☕️🙏
February 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I woke up alive.
Again!
I rejoice in this gift of another beautiful day in this miracle of a human body with its limitless capacity for awareness, joy, delight, and pleasure. My teacup heart overflows with love for life.
I serve from the saucer with humility and deep, deep gratitude.
🙏☕️🙏
Again!
I rejoice in this gift of another beautiful day in this miracle of a human body with its limitless capacity for awareness, joy, delight, and pleasure. My teacup heart overflows with love for life.
I serve from the saucer with humility and deep, deep gratitude.
🙏☕️🙏
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Last time I stopped to think something through some beavers built a dam around me.
February 7, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Last time I stopped to think something through some beavers built a dam around me.
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Do you ever hear about someone's shitty upbringing and want to go back in time and throat punch every single person who hurt them because, despite it all, they're an incredible person and didn't deserve that?
February 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do you ever hear about someone's shitty upbringing and want to go back in time and throat punch every single person who hurt them because, despite it all, they're an incredible person and didn't deserve that?
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I just got back from Dubai, where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboros, but hey, a deal is a deal...
I usually smoke Marlboros, but hey, a deal is a deal...
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I just got back from Dubai, where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboros, but hey, a deal is a deal...
I usually smoke Marlboros, but hey, a deal is a deal...
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*gently cradling your face in my hands* kiddo, you’re not right in the ol’ noodle
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*gently cradling your face in my hands* kiddo, you’re not right in the ol’ noodle
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They had to move the inauguration indoors because it's going to be a cold day in hell
January 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They had to move the inauguration indoors because it's going to be a cold day in hell
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Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
*my sanity, probably
Is it me you're looking for?
*my sanity, probably
January 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hello!
Is it me you're looking for?
*my sanity, probably
Is it me you're looking for?
*my sanity, probably
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How about some cheeseburgers with all that beef ya got?
January 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How about some cheeseburgers with all that beef ya got?
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I'm not everyone's dose of microplastics.
January 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I'm not everyone's dose of microplastics.
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Alexa, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Alexa, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
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We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
December 31, 2024 at 3:43 AM
We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
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If she's surprised a beaver can take two carrots, imagine what she'd do if she found out what two girls can do with one cup.
December 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
If she's surprised a beaver can take two carrots, imagine what she'd do if she found out what two girls can do with one cup.