Greg Kettinger
@gregkettinger.bsky.social
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Breaking: Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms.
Federal court blocks new Texas congressional map for 2026
The decision is a major blow for Republicans, in Texas and nationally, who pushed through this unusual mid-decade redistricting at the behest of President Donald Trump.
www.texastribune.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Breaking: Federal court blocks Texas from using new congressional gerrymander in 2026 midterms.
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Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
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sharing your food at any velocity is not a crime and a sandwich is not a weapon
Hoping to hear you weigh in on the DC sandwich assault case.
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
sharing your food at any velocity is not a crime and a sandwich is not a weapon
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
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We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
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Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?
September 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?
Surprised to see a Greendale alum on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Surprised to see a Greendale alum on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social
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The Jerk Store is calling
Jerry Seinfeld compares ‘Free Palestine’ movement to KKK in surprise Duke appearance
“By saying Free Palestine, you’re not admitting what you really think,” Seinfeld said. “Compared to the Ku Klux Klan I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here because they can co...
dukechronicle.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Jerk Store is calling
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Okay let’s get back to that birthday book
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Okay let’s get back to that birthday book
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Face The Nation will now only air live or live-to-tape interviews, after Kristi Noem accused the CBS News show of trying to "whitewash the truth."
www.avclub.com/face-the-nat...
www.avclub.com/face-the-nat...
CBS changes Face The Nation interview policy after Kristi Noem complaints
CBS changes Face The Nation interview policy after Kristi Noem complaints
www.avclub.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Face The Nation will now only air live or live-to-tape interviews, after Kristi Noem accused the CBS News show of trying to "whitewash the truth."
www.avclub.com/face-the-nat...
www.avclub.com/face-the-nat...
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the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
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Not the guns, though. Never the guns.
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Not the guns, though. Never the guns.
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
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Guys I just found the Epstein Files on Libby if anyone’s interested
July 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Guys I just found the Epstein Files on Libby if anyone’s interested
The OPP
Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady
July 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The OPP
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Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
July 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else
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"It's like when Dylan went electric," I say, thinking about when Jessica Fletcher switched from a typewriter to a PC.
July 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"It's like when Dylan went electric," I say, thinking about when Jessica Fletcher switched from a typewriter to a PC.
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Yes, it was expensive, but you have to admit the music was good. #TrumpParade #SoundUp
June 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yes, it was expensive, but you have to admit the music was good. #TrumpParade #SoundUp