Green Becomesher
@greenbecomesher.bsky.social
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I promise, I’ll try to behave here.
Opinions are my own and probably not a hot take.
Formally known as SportsBallEnthusiast™️ in the old shitter…err…twitter
I promise, I’ll try to behave here.
Opinions are my own and probably not a hot take.
Formally known as SportsBallEnthusiast™️ in the old shitter…err…twitter
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I'm an entomologist in a film. I'm here to tell you how long the body has been dead for.
I’m a marine biologist in film. I wear red beanie hats, live on a luxury sailboat, and am studying how to communicating with whales.
I’m a budtender in a film. I wear tie dye and don’t wash my hair. I’m here to tell you to not sweat the small stuff and sell you a $7 preroll.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve see multiple times
Radiohead
Arkells
Blue Rodeo
Lowest of the Low
The Trews
Radiohead
Arkells
Blue Rodeo
Lowest of the Low
The Trews
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
The Replacements
Tori Amos
Tegan and Sara
Sleater-Kinney
The Hold Steady
The Replacements
Tori Amos
Tegan and Sara
Sleater-Kinney
The Hold Steady
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve see multiple times
Radiohead
Arkells
Blue Rodeo
Lowest of the Low
The Trews
Radiohead
Arkells
Blue Rodeo
Lowest of the Low
The Trews
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can we just skip to the part where the nuzzi biopic starring sydney sweeney has the worst box office performance in history
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
can we just skip to the part where the nuzzi biopic starring sydney sweeney has the worst box office performance in history
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ALT Text benefits everyone
Alt text helps with accessibility, identifying/explaining elements you might not get to in your posts and makes your posts/work more discoverable - Make sure to toggle it on to “require alt text” in your settings
Alt text helps with accessibility, identifying/explaining elements you might not get to in your posts and makes your posts/work more discoverable - Make sure to toggle it on to “require alt text” in your settings
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ALT Text benefits everyone
Alt text helps with accessibility, identifying/explaining elements you might not get to in your posts and makes your posts/work more discoverable - Make sure to toggle it on to “require alt text” in your settings
Alt text helps with accessibility, identifying/explaining elements you might not get to in your posts and makes your posts/work more discoverable - Make sure to toggle it on to “require alt text” in your settings
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They glue Daniel Craig back together and he bolts upright and says “see, I was shaken, not stirred”
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They glue Daniel Craig back together and he bolts upright and says “see, I was shaken, not stirred”
Sweet Farts
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sweet Farts
Did I just see that? WOW!!!!!
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October 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Did I just see that? WOW!!!!!
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This gave me chills. Gospel version! Fantastic! What a beautiful arrangement.
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This gave me chills. Gospel version! Fantastic! What a beautiful arrangement.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand :
The weed was moldy.
The weed was moldy.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
We use parenthetical citations.
We use parenthetical citations.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand :
The weed was moldy.
The weed was moldy.
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A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
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October 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
We should have stayed in Afghanistan according to this guy.
September 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We should have stayed in Afghanistan according to this guy.
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the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear:
❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk
✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.
❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk
✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.
September 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the hiring of Olivia Nuzzi by Vanity Fair makes the new rules of media clear:
❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk
✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.
❌ lightly criticizing Charlie Kirk
✅ FaceTime fingerblasting with your story’s subject, RFK Jr.
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NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails.
It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
Jeffrey Epstein Email Trove Reveals Ghislaine Maxwell’s Secrets
A cache of 18,000 messages obtained by Bloomberg News reveals Maxwell’s deep ties and involvement with the disgraced financier and sex offender.
www.bloomberg.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails.
It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
I mean, he didn’t get this idea from nowhere.
Who let him watch Clear and Present Danger? You know he wasn’t going to read the damn book.
September 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I mean, he didn’t get this idea from nowhere.
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obligatory origins repost.
September 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
obligatory origins repost.
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Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
August 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.
Why does he insist on cheapening everything? He taste is so grotesque.
Trump plans to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the adoption of the Declaration of Independence—literally on Independence Day, July 4— by hosting a cage fight between two men at the White House time.com/7309114/ufc-...
White House to Hold UFC Fight on U.S.'s 250th Birthday
The event will be the first-ever professional mixed-martial arts fight at the White House.
time.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Why does he insist on cheapening everything? He taste is so grotesque.
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I’m a budtender in a film. I wear tie dye and don’t wash my hair. I’m here to tell you to not sweat the small stuff and sell you a $7 preroll.
I'm an entomologist in a film. I'm here to tell you how long the body has been dead for.
I’m a marine biologist in film. I wear red beanie hats, live on a luxury sailboat, and am studying how to communicating with whales.
July 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’m a budtender in a film. I wear tie dye and don’t wash my hair. I’m here to tell you to not sweat the small stuff and sell you a $7 preroll.
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maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
I don’t think he’s a very good Christian after all.
And now, Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma school superintendent who (among other morality-boosting moves) wanted to put Trump bibles into every classroom. But he failed, apparently, to close an, erm, browser window during a board meeting
kfor.com/video/invest...
kfor.com/video/invest...
Investigation inquiry underway after reports of naked women on Ryan Walters office TV
Investigation inquiry underway after reports of naked women on Ryan Walters office TV
kfor.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don’t think he’s a very good Christian after all.
No cheating post your Lock Screen
July 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
No cheating post your Lock Screen
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🎵 that's me in the corner. that's me in the spot. light. untucking my penis 🎵
July 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
🎵 that's me in the corner. that's me in the spot. light. untucking my penis 🎵
Happy Bastille Day for all that celebrate it!
July 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Happy Bastille Day for all that celebrate it!