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Green Becomesher
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She/her

I promise, I’ll try to behave here.

Opinions are my own and probably not a hot take.

Formally known as SportsBallEnthusiast™️ in the old shitter…err…twitter
What about the conservative politicians people defend who don’t care if I die? What face do you make then?
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know what to tell you bud
a man holding a bottle of water with the words " not really " behind him
Alt: a man holding a bottle of water with the words " not really " behind him, from I Think You Should Leave sketch comedy
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pair it with a Stanzo (they’re nice) and you got yourself a nice little outfit
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
All DMT, all the time.
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by Green Becomesher
can we just skip to the part where the nuzzi biopic starring sydney sweeney has the worst box office performance in history
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
She loved him but not his worn. Tale as old as time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Boy howdy, did you ever.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Donald Trump blowing Bubba Clinton is nothingburger?
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I just read her memoir. It’s heartbreaking and at times very hard to read. She was terribly abused by so many people.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
she really is vile
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He said Megyn Kelly should be put in a wood chipper
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Don’t forget their skin too.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
In the situation room? Does she realize what she just revealed?
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I love Model UN stories. I went with a WNY delegation (representing 20 or so schools) for IMUN in The Hague. I represented Iraq in 1990. 🤦‍♀️
I remember one of the Soviet delegates took his shoe off to hit the podium with it during his speech in the GA. Lots of theatrics. So much fun!
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Please don’t, they are all lined with human skin.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Band of bands
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Why not just use neon once and for all.
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I don’t want anyone going up to these goons with a gun. You will be shot and killed. That’s not what I meant. They have to be convinced to not go along with the regime and put down their weapons against their fellow neighbours.
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I want to know when the good guys with guns are going to show up. This ain’t it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think he might say « giraffe » again.
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jesus wept
November 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM