Blair Campbell 🇨🇦
@grassyknoll.bsky.social
Notoriously awkward hugger. Bacon enthusiast. Madder than a bag of frogs.
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At this stage in life when I stare into the abyss I can't even get it to look up from its phone.
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese
2025 felt like my car broke down in the middle of the uncanny valley...
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
2025 felt like my car broke down in the middle of the uncanny valley...
Got my NYE plans in place!
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Got my NYE plans in place!
I have seen the future and it lies within the lines of Iggy Pop's face...
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have seen the future and it lies within the lines of Iggy Pop's face...
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Sometimes I lie awake at night worried that someone, somewhere is going to discover I don't care about gravy.
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sometimes I lie awake at night worried that someone, somewhere is going to discover I don't care about gravy.
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There’s no difference between a red hat and a white hood.
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
There’s no difference between a red hat and a white hood.
In Croatia they have a word for the art of doing nothing "fjaka" (pronounced fyah-kah).
It describs a state of profound relaxation, a feeling of complete contentment where time seems to stand still and the mind and body drift in a completely relaxed state.
It's the art of doing fjaka all. . .
It describs a state of profound relaxation, a feeling of complete contentment where time seems to stand still and the mind and body drift in a completely relaxed state.
It's the art of doing fjaka all. . .
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
In Croatia they have a word for the art of doing nothing "fjaka" (pronounced fyah-kah).
It describs a state of profound relaxation, a feeling of complete contentment where time seems to stand still and the mind and body drift in a completely relaxed state.
It's the art of doing fjaka all. . .
It describs a state of profound relaxation, a feeling of complete contentment where time seems to stand still and the mind and body drift in a completely relaxed state.
It's the art of doing fjaka all. . .
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i find it very difficult to keep track of all these american politicians y'all are talking about. in canadian politics there are only 11 people you need to remember and 6 of them have the same name but with a french accent. this is good government.
September 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i find it very difficult to keep track of all these american politicians y'all are talking about. in canadian politics there are only 11 people you need to remember and 6 of them have the same name but with a french accent. this is good government.
My muscle memory has amnesia.
September 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My muscle memory has amnesia.
Nostalgia is that warm feeling that fills your soul with the realization that you don't actually remember how terrible things were in the past.
August 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Nostalgia is that warm feeling that fills your soul with the realization that you don't actually remember how terrible things were in the past.
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We should bring back the term benignant. It's that superficial kindness and goodheartedness that's on the silver spoon your mouth was born with.
August 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We should bring back the term benignant. It's that superficial kindness and goodheartedness that's on the silver spoon your mouth was born with.
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Dentist: *screaming*
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
August 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Dentist: *screaming*
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
Gift-horse: “I fuckin’ warned you, man”
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I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card.
August 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just pulled a muscle tearing up my gym membership card.
That moment in life when you ask a photographer to shoot your good side and you realize it's the back of your head.
July 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That moment in life when you ask a photographer to shoot your good side and you realize it's the back of your head.
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My friends & I all bought matching loincloths and formed a paleolithic hunting tribe to combat the tyranny of our neighbors' robot lawnmowers
July 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My friends & I all bought matching loincloths and formed a paleolithic hunting tribe to combat the tyranny of our neighbors' robot lawnmowers
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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.
July 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.
Eating French Bistro fancy tonight - I plan to eat un chien chaud avec moutarde, relish et oignon haché.
I have the palate of an 8 year old.
I have the palate of an 8 year old.
July 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Eating French Bistro fancy tonight - I plan to eat un chien chaud avec moutarde, relish et oignon haché.
I have the palate of an 8 year old.
I have the palate of an 8 year old.
Triathlons - for when running isn't awful enough.
July 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Triathlons - for when running isn't awful enough.
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If this is the end of world, I’m taking it well.
July 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If this is the end of world, I’m taking it well.
What are occasional chairs when they're not chairs?
July 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
What are occasional chairs when they're not chairs?
If anti-pasta touches regular pasta on your plate they annihilate each other. Cause physics.
June 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If anti-pasta touches regular pasta on your plate they annihilate each other. Cause physics.
Well crap, another genius gone from a world in short supply of them. RIP Brian Wilson.
June 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Well crap, another genius gone from a world in short supply of them. RIP Brian Wilson.
Every time a mullet reaches shoulder length an angel gets its jean jacket.
June 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every time a mullet reaches shoulder length an angel gets its jean jacket.
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I'd like to be a baby marmoset being gently groomed with a toothbrush
Me: I'd like to be a baby marmoset being gently groomed with a toothbrush
May 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I'd like to be a baby marmoset being gently groomed with a toothbrush
Me: I'd like to be a baby marmoset being gently groomed with a toothbrush
Question - if i skip leg day have i gone gluten free?
May 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Question - if i skip leg day have i gone gluten free?