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Metal, cats, nature, art and shitposting
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)

to the Aurora Police

following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests

So here it is!
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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the FBI doesn’t even try anymore
Not "Fuck ICE" or "Death to ICE", you know something that makes sense, but "Anti ICE" lol. The FBI is really bad at this, but maybe it doesn't even matter anymore.
September 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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oh my god someone slashed our tire
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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this is money cat, repost to get money
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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If somebody asked me to sum up what the internet has done to my brain I'd tell them that when I see Dr. Manhattan blasting a dude & his ass isn't phat I'm like, "Hm. That's weird."
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Beautiful 1860s Victorian butterfly, which was used to store small packets of sewing needles on the underside of the wings. This was a collaboration between a London-based drapers company and a sewing needle manufacturer. On exhibit at Tatter Blue, a Brooklyn textile museum.

IG tatterbluelibrary
August 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Welcome to Jurassic Pork 🦕🥟🦖
#Delicious #Dinosaur #Dumplings
July 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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DuckDuckGo has added a feature to filter out AI images from search results.
August 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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If you’re feeling overwhelmed, stop for a moment and watch this little roadrunner utterly ecstatic to show his mama the treasure he found 🥹🥹🥹
June 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Oh NASA, you have outdone yourself. I'm sure heads will roll for this one. How DEI of NASA. Not only is it Gay Pride, but it is the LGBTQIAS inclusive.
June 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Good morning ☕ It's World Goth Day! My bf likes to remind me of the time we were at Blizzcon 7 years ago and walking to get coffee. Me in my normal black shirt and pants, my bf in ADIDAS PANTS and a black t-shirt, and a random guy walked up to us and was like, "omg are you guys goth?!"
#gothday
May 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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*taps the sign*
May 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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thinking about the forbidden orange slices
April 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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i hate these stupid mobile game ads that are like "my husband cheated! help me get revenge!" and then the revenge is a makeover. girl fuck that, hit him with your car
April 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste
April 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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bluesky needs more ideological diversity, a thread:

1/1 shut up
April 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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you have been visited by the luck poster! reskeet this post to receive 100 lucky brain farts!
April 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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If obscene wealth actually could make someone content, you’d never hear from the kid wizard author lady.
April 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Some tips as someone who loves food, has a bunch of health-related food restrictions, and has been food insecure for ~3 years

1. If you can afford it, a Costco membership is the best possible investment in not starving. $5 rotisserie chicken + bulk frozen vegetables have gotten me through so much.
April 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Sorry, sorry, new missing poster with up to date details, shares appreciated ty
April 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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People should not be dying at 65, they should just be entering their Leslie Nielsen in Naked Gun slapstick era. RIP Val Kilmer
April 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Anyone else want to watch Stephen Chow as Garfield getting the shit kicked out of him from the Hong Kong 1994 movie Love on Delivery cause I can’t stop watching it
March 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM