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Masha T. Sunfish, mogastyle, [🙂 %49] . I like to do things for fun

each animal is beloved by god. never forget that you too are an animal.
fka. Slipni
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everyday i wake up and everybody shuffling, i go to bed by harlem shaking into bed
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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What i pray for everyday
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Instead of eating food today I bought an orchid. I can live without food for a day, but I have saved the life of living creature forever now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Why the Moon has Holes my new book is coming out only on the kindle
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Where are we going?
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I honestly think numbers should require a licensing exam to be able to use.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is sort of the fashion in which a modern day Pirosmani would appear in
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
the dark meaning behind the lyrics of "M.A.S.H". you wouldnt believe the sick truth behind this beloved theme song.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
i did not take ibuprofen until age 21 because i was afraid it would be addictive and in the last two years since i have only had it 3hrice
u think u can outsmoke slipni? u can. im one of the most soberest people to ever have lived
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
u think u can outsmoke slipni? u can. im one of the most soberest people to ever have lived
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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ill see you off
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
detective: "body found at 3AM, what uh, what position was he found in? i mean hell of a way to go"
policeman: "he was found fujo'd out sir."
detective: "god damn these dealers lacing fent with uke"
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
gold is litterally worthless you know? i mean they used to make money outta that crap
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Round these parts the light tends to be too much for figures like you n me
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The Mitsuishi Ainu Society is holding an Ainu Music Festival on Sunday at the Hamanasu Hall in Shinhidaka. Free entry, doors open at 12pm and performances start at 1pm.
Ainu artists Oki & Rekpo, Marewrew, Nin Cup and Kapiw & Apappo are among those performing.

More info: kaih.at/iEHLM
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i fell asleep during the day and woke up in the directionless night and ill i have left is the stirrings of the heart from when i was awake
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
would you rather have a cow sized horse or a horse sized cow
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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divorce is funny and fun and im sick of pretending its not
August 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Buddha got drunk as fuck and said this in a voice call with the followers and some of y’all took it seriously 🤣
Rawdog life challenge
No drugs
No alcohol
No friends
either outside 16 hour a day or 0 hours
No sugar
No caffeine
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Rawdog life challenge
No drugs
No alcohol
No friends
either outside 16 hour a day or 0 hours
No sugar
No caffeine
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m like mama to this Worm
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
as I learned Concrete Design code, an interesting thing happened to me: look at curbs and roads and beams, they started to become transparent, I could see the rebar underneath and where it was placed and how - it made me think, if I learned physiology would people become transparent? Would the world
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
On my ride home there is a store named “cruel donuts”, which has always struck me:

Thinking it was perhaps a Cambodian last name, I found a quote from the owner: Ma decided to name her store Cruel Donuts. “It is a cruel world”
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM