Wry January
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Stormy, husky, brawling … Bareheaded, shoveling, wrecking…
Chicago evangelizer. Views my own and that of your cool cousin.
Chicago evangelizer. Views my own and that of your cool cousin.
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Just want to throw out a Happy Whiskey Friday to all my fellow Dokoupil Heads. We made it, folks.
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Just want to throw out a Happy Whiskey Friday to all my fellow Dokoupil Heads. We made it, folks.
When Violent Femmes tell you to add it up, you add it up
When Montell Jordan tells you this is how we do it, this is how you do it
When Foster the People tells you to run, you better run, better run, faster than my bullet
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
When Violent Femmes tell you to add it up, you add it up
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If you never heard or read anything Terry Boers said or wrote about Chicago sports or the human condition in general, that’s your loss. Unique isn’t a good enough word. He’d be the first to tell you he was imperfect, but the city has had very few who could claim to be a heavier hitter.
RIP Terry Boers. A brilliant guy who made sports radio in Chicago the unserious, hilarious, yet sharply critical place it had to be.
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If you never heard or read anything Terry Boers said or wrote about Chicago sports or the human condition in general, that’s your loss. Unique isn’t a good enough word. He’d be the first to tell you he was imperfect, but the city has had very few who could claim to be a heavier hitter.
RIP Terry Boers. A brilliant guy who made sports radio in Chicago the unserious, hilarious, yet sharply critical place it had to be.
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
RIP Terry Boers. A brilliant guy who made sports radio in Chicago the unserious, hilarious, yet sharply critical place it had to be.
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According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
www.wired.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
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January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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We’ve covered lots of losing local teams on the back page of this paper.
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We’ve covered lots of losing local teams on the back page of this paper.
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
But none with a record as bad as the Chicago DOJ during Operation Midway Blitz:
0 convictions
11 charges dropped
3 no-billed cases
1 jury acquittal
Bills should lose a draft pick if they didn’t receive permission from St. Michael Catholic High School to speak to Rivers.
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Bills should lose a draft pick if they didn’t receive permission from St. Michael Catholic High School to speak to Rivers.
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Mike Tomlin went through this cycle after Antonio Brown got out of Pittsburgh.
Everyone was like oh, OH, ohhhhhhhhh….
Everyone was like oh, OH, ohhhhhhhhh….
i’ve shifted my opinion from
“sean mcdermott firing was weird”
to
“sean mcdermott was done dirty”
to
“sean mcdermott might be the greatest coach ever for holding all these insane people together and winning through the complete nonsense we didnt see”
“sean mcdermott firing was weird”
to
“sean mcdermott was done dirty”
to
“sean mcdermott might be the greatest coach ever for holding all these insane people together and winning through the complete nonsense we didnt see”
January 23, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Mike Tomlin went through this cycle after Antonio Brown got out of Pittsburgh.
Everyone was like oh, OH, ohhhhhhhhh….
Everyone was like oh, OH, ohhhhhhhhh….
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This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges. This leaves in place a federal judge's ruling that the anti-DEI effort violated the First Amendment and federal procedural rules. (Via AP) apnews.com/article/dei-... #ncpol #nced
Trump administration drops legal appeal over anti-DEI funding threat to schools and colleges
The Trump administration is dropping its appeal of a federal court ruling that blocked a campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion threatening federal funding to the nation’s schools and colle...
apnews.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 PM
This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.
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From the article in the quoted post below, this might be the stupidest excuse for AI's blatant theft of intellectual property that I've ever read (and from an art student, no less)
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
From the article in the quoted post below, this might be the stupidest excuse for AI's blatant theft of intellectual property that I've ever read (and from an art student, no less)
(extremely phlegmy Chicago accent) it’s not that cold out.
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
(extremely phlegmy Chicago accent) it’s not that cold out.
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Carrot Top stars in Chairman of the Board of Peace
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Carrot Top stars in Chairman of the Board of Peace
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Going out on a limb, but I think it's bad for the world's richest man to have his own pet federal judge he can direct all his cases to.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Going out on a limb, but I think it's bad for the world's richest man to have his own pet federal judge he can direct all his cases to.
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The exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Philadelphia’s Independence National Historical Park have been removed amid pressure from the Trump admin www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...
January 23, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The exhibits about slavery at the President’s House in Philadelphia’s Independence National Historical Park have been removed amid pressure from the Trump admin www.inquirer.com/politics/nat...
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Ben Luhmann, who filmed this, is one of the two high schoolers from a conservative Christian family I rode along with in Chicago when they were searching for ICE agents there.
When I asked him how his faith informed his efforts to document ICE/DHS, he told me this. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
When I asked him how his faith informed his efforts to document ICE/DHS, he told me this. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Ben Luhmann, who filmed this, is one of the two high schoolers from a conservative Christian family I rode along with in Chicago when they were searching for ICE agents there.
When I asked him how his faith informed his efforts to document ICE/DHS, he told me this. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
When I asked him how his faith informed his efforts to document ICE/DHS, he told me this. religionnews.com/2025/11/25/h...
My buddy was in this contest and should’ve won instead.
Chicago crowned a Caleb Williams look-alike — with painted nails and wired headphones to match. blockclubchi.co/4b65nJh
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 AM
My buddy was in this contest and should’ve won instead.
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World Cup is gonna go great.
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 AM
World Cup is gonna go great.
Brewers love giving up their best pitcher and then winning 90 games anyway.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Brewers love giving up their best pitcher and then winning 90 games anyway.
All the money for 2/3 of the games.
The Mets are taking on the whole of what is left on Robert Jr.'s pact: $20M this year and 2027 $20M club option or $2M buyout.
Luis Robert acquired by Mets in trade
January 21, 2026 at 4:43 AM
All the money for 2/3 of the games.
Wait what
Full trade, per ESPN sources:
Mets receive: CF Luis Robert Jr.
White Sox receive: IF Luisangel Acuña and RHP Truman Pauley
Mets receive: CF Luis Robert Jr.
White Sox receive: IF Luisangel Acuña and RHP Truman Pauley
January 21, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Wait what
Lotta anti-romantics out here not considering that he forgot to kiss wife goodbye, as is their years long tradition, and turned around.
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Lotta anti-romantics out here not considering that he forgot to kiss wife goodbye, as is their years long tradition, and turned around.
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Screaming 😭
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Screaming 😭