Red Scott
@redscott.com
Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football
when I’m making coffee first thing in the morning and I drop my full mug onto the floor
Vermont-born Norwegian skier Atle Lie McGrath heads into the final run of the slalom with a massive half-second lead, but misses one of the first gates, hurls his poles as far as he can, and lies down off to the side of the course
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
when I’m making coffee first thing in the morning and I drop my full mug onto the floor
talked to my mom this morning, her internet is all elderly kidnapping, mine is all Olympian almost crashing in his event then skiing to victory backwards I built this algorithm brick by brick
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
talked to my mom this morning, her internet is all elderly kidnapping, mine is all Olympian almost crashing in his event then skiing to victory backwards I built this algorithm brick by brick
sports rule
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
sports rule
Reposted by Red Scott
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
update: I love this jacket so much, snuffleupagus does too
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
update: I love this jacket so much, snuffleupagus does too
i've never been so devastated for someone I found out existed 6 days ago
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
i've never been so devastated for someone I found out existed 6 days ago
the hardest part about figure skating has to be after making a mistake still executing while the entire time in your head you're screaming FUUUUUUUCCKKKK
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
the hardest part about figure skating has to be after making a mistake still executing while the entire time in your head you're screaming FUUUUUUUCCKKKK
The Long Night (8x03) was unwatchable the night it aired. Terrible codecs, low resolution, and low bitrate.
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
Idk what HBO did between then and now but the battle of winter fell watches so much better now.
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The Long Night (8x03) was unwatchable the night it aired. Terrible codecs, low resolution, and low bitrate.
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
I’ve had 3 watch parties to see it in 4k off the disc, but now that it’s streaming in 4k at a higher bitrate with better codecs it looks plenty good streaming as well
Worth a rewatch!
this east coast cold snap has made me look forward to 20 degree (Fahrenheit!!) weather for the first time in my life
it’s nice out!! you barely need gloves
it’s nice out!! you barely need gloves
rarely have I been so pleased to go for a walk in balmy 24 degree weather
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
this east coast cold snap has made me look forward to 20 degree (Fahrenheit!!) weather for the first time in my life
it’s nice out!! you barely need gloves
it’s nice out!! you barely need gloves
One of my favorite episodes of television in a long time I am READY for this trial
We're invoking trial by podcast as we watch the fourth episode of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Seven. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk cousinly betrayals, fancy lads, knight-making, and kings of burgers. #dunkandegg boarsgoreandswords.com/2026/02/09/a...
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
One of my favorite episodes of television in a long time I am READY for this trial
Do they allow fighting in international hockey the way they do in the NHL?
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Do they allow fighting in international hockey the way they do in the NHL?
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed in the quad god’s quadriceps
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed in the quad god’s quadriceps
A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms is the best I’ve seen from the ASOIAF world since the Game of Thrones episode “A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms”
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms is the best I’ve seen from the ASOIAF world since the Game of Thrones episode “A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms”
Reposted by Red Scott
We're aware that this week's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode released early due to the Super Bowl, but the lack of forewarning on HBO's part means that we're recording Monday as usual.
February 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
We're aware that this week's A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode released early due to the Super Bowl, but the lack of forewarning on HBO's part means that we're recording Monday as usual.
i thought Rodger was being crude to a nice young lady and then I hit play
The highlight of the “athletes pronouncing their names for the Olympics website” is American alpine skier Mary Bocock, who clearly agrees it’s a pretty funny name
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
i thought Rodger was being crude to a nice young lady and then I hit play
The USA Olympic Team Is clothed in Polo Ralph Lauren, and the entire outfit is made available for sale.
So, it's dressing one Olympian Michael, how much could it cost, $10?
let's check
So, it's dressing one Olympian Michael, how much could it cost, $10?
let's check
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The USA Olympic Team Is clothed in Polo Ralph Lauren, and the entire outfit is made available for sale.
So, it's dressing one Olympian Michael, how much could it cost, $10?
let's check
So, it's dressing one Olympian Michael, how much could it cost, $10?
let's check
if there’s one thing you can say about me it’s that I’ve always known Czechia is the same as the Czech Republic
February 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
if there’s one thing you can say about me it’s that I’ve always known Czechia is the same as the Czech Republic
this is almost exactly the cold open for the pilot of Silicon Valley
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
this is almost exactly the cold open for the pilot of Silicon Valley
this rules
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
this rules
they're doing a Cape Fear TV series, I can't wait for everyone to ask why they remade a Simpsons episode with Sideshow Bob
February 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
they're doing a Cape Fear TV series, I can't wait for everyone to ask why they remade a Simpsons episode with Sideshow Bob
Peacock Olympic coverage is the best
the Swiss mixed doubles curling team is married and when their game ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 5 minutes with the Olympics music playing
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Peacock Olympic coverage is the best
Gold Zone doesn't start for a few days more, but I'm watching quad box olympic curling and I couldn't be happier. we are so back
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Gold Zone doesn't start for a few days more, but I'm watching quad box olympic curling and I couldn't be happier. we are so back
Welcome back the @westhunder.bsky.social Dunk & Egg theme!!!
Egg gets his big reveal as our watch of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms continues with episode three, The Squire. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk horse scams, firey helms, lady fingers, and practical dragons. #dunkandegg boarsgoreandswords.com/2026/02/02/a...
February 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Welcome back the @westhunder.bsky.social Dunk & Egg theme!!!
it is now established HBO ASOIAF canon that some horses can understand complicated human speech and communicate, knowledge which appears to have been largely lost by Game of Thrones times, making them the largest network of potential spies in the realm
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
it is now established HBO ASOIAF canon that some horses can understand complicated human speech and communicate, knowledge which appears to have been largely lost by Game of Thrones times, making them the largest network of potential spies in the realm