Red Scott
@redscott.com
Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football
in case any writers are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus, the author event is WELL ATTENDED
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
in case any writers are worried about being triggered watching Pluribus, the author event is WELL ATTENDED
excited for Season 2 to launch against the 2028 Presidential Primaries
INBOX: Noah Hawley Sets New Overall Deal with FX and Disney Entertainment Television // GLOBAL HIT DRAMA SERIES ALIEN: EARTH RENEWED FOR SEASON TWO
a woman in a sleeveless burgundy shirt holds something in her hand
Alt: a woman in a sleeveless burgundy shirt holds something in her hand
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November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
excited for Season 2 to launch against the 2028 Presidential Primaries
i don’t understand how this is complicated, every time there’s a new actor hired to play Bond, that’s a reboot of the series, this one’s just more explicit than usual
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i don’t understand how this is complicated, every time there’s a new actor hired to play Bond, that’s a reboot of the series, this one’s just more explicit than usual
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1. Watch The Lowdown, one of the best shows I've seen in quite some time.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
wrote an essay about the lowdown, and how it can be hard to think about drama at a time when there never seem to be consequences for bad guys, and how the lowdown offers us a way out
www.vulture.com/article/the-...
www.vulture.com/article/the-...
Drama in a Time of No Consequences
The Lowdown finds hope in a world where most crimes go unpunished.
www.vulture.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1. Watch The Lowdown, one of the best shows I've seen in quite some time.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
2. Read Kathryn on The Lowdown, one of the best TV columns I've read in quite some time.
3. Profit.
love my nieces to death but I will never understand little girl snitch culture they love snitching so much this household is all K-Pop Demon Hunters and snitching on each other
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
love my nieces to death but I will never understand little girl snitch culture they love snitching so much this household is all K-Pop Demon Hunters and snitching on each other
[watching k-pop demon hunters with my niece]
me: rank your top 3 favorite demon hunters
niece: me, myself, and i
me:
me: rank your top 3 favorite demon hunters
niece: me, myself, and i
me:
a man with a mustache says " i 'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is .. "
Alt: Ted Lasso says " i 'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is .. "
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
[watching k-pop demon hunters with my niece]
me: rank your top 3 favorite demon hunters
niece: me, myself, and i
me:
me: rank your top 3 favorite demon hunters
niece: me, myself, and i
me:
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Disgusting how many people we have working on bullshit AI and how few on improving zeppelin technology.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Disgusting how many people we have working on bullshit AI and how few on improving zeppelin technology.
i'm just trying to ~match your energy~
reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but…
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i'm just trying to ~match your energy~
Sorry to link to twitter, but I just went through this thread that starts at the actual announcement of the press conference, through its discovery and press leaving as the race is called for Biden. The funniest thing I've ever witnessed in real time.
x.com/_RichardHall...
x.com/_RichardHall...
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sorry to link to twitter, but I just went through this thread that starts at the actual announcement of the press conference, through its discovery and press leaving as the race is called for Biden. The funniest thing I've ever witnessed in real time.
x.com/_RichardHall...
x.com/_RichardHall...
day 1 post Mamdani election in NYC I saw Tony Nominee Patrick Page MAKING LIGHT of assassinating the political opposition and not just while endorsing Jay Jones
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
day 1 post Mamdani election in NYC I saw Tony Nominee Patrick Page MAKING LIGHT of assassinating the political opposition and not just while endorsing Jay Jones
if you love insane accent choices you are going to LOVE Talamasca: The Secret Order
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
if you love insane accent choices you are going to LOVE Talamasca: The Secret Order
my football team is impossibly injured and objectively below average from a skill level and yet they keep winning games and that fucking rules
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my football team is impossibly injured and objectively below average from a skill level and yet they keep winning games and that fucking rules
if left alone with an unlimited amount of dried mango I would simply continue eating dried mango until it killed me
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
if left alone with an unlimited amount of dried mango I would simply continue eating dried mango until it killed me
rolled credits on Hades, God Mode made it to -40% damage before I started clearing it regularly lol, the story gets really good once you can actually progress it at a reasonable pace!
I think it was run ~144
I think it was run ~144
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
rolled credits on Hades, God Mode made it to -40% damage before I started clearing it regularly lol, the story gets really good once you can actually progress it at a reasonable pace!
I think it was run ~144
I think it was run ~144
The Lowdown has found the limit to fake film grain I am willing to endorse slash tolerate
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Lowdown has found the limit to fake film grain I am willing to endorse slash tolerate
this show is one of the top 10 prequel series released this year based on a 40+ year old IP and I stand by that
HBO goes crawling back to a clown as we watch Stephen King adaptation prequel It: Welcome to Derry. @ivanhernandez.bsky.social and @redscott.com talk CGI scares, the turtle god, music men, King connections, and the cursed land of Maine. #welcometoderry boarsgoreandswords.com/2025/10/28/i...
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
this show is one of the top 10 prequel series released this year based on a 40+ year old IP and I stand by that
me listening to the marimba on the Stardew Valley soundtrack
a man is making a funny face with his mouth open while sitting in a crowd of people .
Alt: a man in a crowd, lit with bisexual lighting (purple from one direction, blue from the other) starts with his jaw open in immersion, then shifts to wide-eyed, jaw on the floor shock
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October 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
me listening to the marimba on the Stardew Valley soundtrack
gunna try this Sneakers flick
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
gunna try this Sneakers flick
been wearing flannels beanies and not sweating, fall is the best
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
been wearing flannels beanies and not sweating, fall is the best
my uncle flew his Cessna into a crater on a mountain and his engine failed
but!
there was a fire road to land on
but!
there was a tree across the road and he hit it. he crashed, breaking many bones
but!
para rescuers?! training WITHIN LINE OF SIGHT were on the scene within minutes
he was fine
but!
there was a fire road to land on
but!
there was a tree across the road and he hit it. he crashed, breaking many bones
but!
para rescuers?! training WITHIN LINE OF SIGHT were on the scene within minutes
he was fine
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
my uncle flew his Cessna into a crater on a mountain and his engine failed
but!
there was a fire road to land on
but!
there was a tree across the road and he hit it. he crashed, breaking many bones
but!
para rescuers?! training WITHIN LINE OF SIGHT were on the scene within minutes
he was fine
but!
there was a fire road to land on
but!
there was a tree across the road and he hit it. he crashed, breaking many bones
but!
para rescuers?! training WITHIN LINE OF SIGHT were on the scene within minutes
he was fine
when any money amount is spoken on House of Guinness, the inflation adjusted amount is posted on the screen in text so large it blocks out 2/3 of the image GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME EVERY EMMY TO HOG
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
when any money amount is spoken on House of Guinness, the inflation adjusted amount is posted on the screen in text so large it blocks out 2/3 of the image GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME EVERY EMMY TO HOG
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Literally the symbol that clues them in in the “are we the baddies?” skit: youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?...
October 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Literally the symbol that clues them in in the “are we the baddies?” skit: youtu.be/ToKcmnrE5oY?...
My "I am not a secret Nazi" Henley has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My "I am not a secret Nazi" Henley has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
the christian bale cloning program is coming along nicely
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the christian bale cloning program is coming along nicely