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Red Scott
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Stand-Up comic. Co-host of Boars, Gore, & Swords and Failure to Adapt. Comedy, photography, audio, history, & american football
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sorry to link to twitter, but I just went through this thread that starts at the actual announcement of the press conference, through its discovery and press leaving as the race is called for Biden. The funniest thing I've ever witnessed in real time.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
day 1 post Mamdani election in NYC I saw Tony Nominee Patrick Page MAKING LIGHT of assassinating the political opposition and not just while endorsing Jay Jones
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
strawberry frank
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
rolled credits on Hades, God Mode made it to -40% damage before I started clearing it regularly lol, the story gets really good once you can actually progress it at a reasonable pace!

I think it was run ~144
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My "I am not a secret Nazi" Henley has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
the christian bale cloning program is coming along nicely
October 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
one standard Chicago breakfast
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
banana lamp
October 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
my buzzfeed gamer quiz says "i'm just following orders"
October 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
this is the best phishing text message anyone will ever receive
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
getting ready to talk season 2 Peacemaker with @ivanhernandez.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
four pictures of Jim Downey, supposedly one human being with a constant human skin
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'd say Jim Downey is *unrecognizable* in One Battle After Another, but the truth is every image of Jim Downey looks nothing like every other image of Jim Downey. THE MAN'S A SHAPESHIFTER
October 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
oh my god
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
[Smee growls]
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
yeah I don't know about this Alien: Earth merch
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the Elizabeth Gilbert trilogy has taken us so far (from the original coyote ugly in the east village to an apartment arguably in Chelsea three blocks north)
August 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
what's your favorite cursed element of capitalism that makes you emotional

mine is walk-on football players who find out they're getting scholarships in front of the team
August 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
uhhhhhhhh this man directed THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
August 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
found a rare red scott at my uncle’s house
August 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
first date fit
August 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i put this on randomly to have in the background just because I like Nick Mohammed and it's FUCKING GREAT??? And Hilarious?! How have I never heard of this????

the cast is fucking nutso
August 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm calling the cops
August 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
just found out an uncle has a cache of 70+ year old medium format negatives from my Great Grandmother that nobody's ever seen and this meme has never applied to anyone more than me right now
August 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM