Zachtacular
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
September 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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"Might as well pay attention because you can't afford free speech" -- Parliament
"Think! It ain't illegal yet." -- Funkadelic
"Think! It ain't illegal yet." -- Funkadelic
a man with a beard is singing into a microphone in a dark room
ALT: a man with a beard is singing into a microphone in a dark room
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Might as well pay attention because you can't afford free speech" -- Parliament
"Think! It ain't illegal yet." -- Funkadelic
"Think! It ain't illegal yet." -- Funkadelic
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Complete Alt Text for the message: USC law students want to help people avoid ICE detention by changing in-person immigration hearings to online. They set up a hotline!
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Complete Alt Text for the message: USC law students want to help people avoid ICE detention by changing in-person immigration hearings to online. They set up a hotline!
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Since I looked it up: The Bismarck was laid down by the Nazi government in 1936, christened by Hitler himself on Valentine’s Day 1939, and damaged so badly in battle by the Royal Navy in 1941 that the Nazis scuttled her. The ship never saw any other government of Germany.
This is Heritage Foundation Chief Economist EJ Antoni, Trump's new nominee for Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner.
And THAT is his Nazi battleship wall art/Zoom background.
And THAT is his Nazi battleship wall art/Zoom background.
August 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Since I looked it up: The Bismarck was laid down by the Nazi government in 1936, christened by Hitler himself on Valentine’s Day 1939, and damaged so badly in battle by the Royal Navy in 1941 that the Nazis scuttled her. The ship never saw any other government of Germany.
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There's no rule that says a dog can't be a priest
August 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
There's no rule that says a dog can't be a priest
I'm trying to do everything I can and yet it never feels like it's enough.
August 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm trying to do everything I can and yet it never feels like it's enough.
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*searches*
OK, this is particularly insane even by her standards. An employee in the clothing section of a department store asked a mother and her daughter if they needed help. That's it. And nobody's even confirmed that the employee was trans in the first place. www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/06/j...
OK, this is particularly insane even by her standards. An employee in the clothing section of a department store asked a mother and her daughter if they needed help. That's it. And nobody's even confirmed that the employee was trans in the first place. www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/06/j...
August 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
*searches*
OK, this is particularly insane even by her standards. An employee in the clothing section of a department store asked a mother and her daughter if they needed help. That's it. And nobody's even confirmed that the employee was trans in the first place. www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/06/j...
OK, this is particularly insane even by her standards. An employee in the clothing section of a department store asked a mother and her daughter if they needed help. That's it. And nobody's even confirmed that the employee was trans in the first place. www.thepinknews.com/2025/08/06/j...
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Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
July 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.
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> the year 2035
> every game dev has been fired
> no AAA games have been made in years
> shareholders make billions speculating in a theoretical games market
> youtube full of ai slop trailers for fake games
> i am crossing the canadian border with a whole sega genesis up my ass
> every game dev has been fired
> no AAA games have been made in years
> shareholders make billions speculating in a theoretical games market
> youtube full of ai slop trailers for fake games
> i am crossing the canadian border with a whole sega genesis up my ass
July 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
> the year 2035
> every game dev has been fired
> no AAA games have been made in years
> shareholders make billions speculating in a theoretical games market
> youtube full of ai slop trailers for fake games
> i am crossing the canadian border with a whole sega genesis up my ass
> every game dev has been fired
> no AAA games have been made in years
> shareholders make billions speculating in a theoretical games market
> youtube full of ai slop trailers for fake games
> i am crossing the canadian border with a whole sega genesis up my ass
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if you hold the door open for a man and they are visibly uncomfortable about it, you can give them a playful slap on the ass for encouragement
July 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
if you hold the door open for a man and they are visibly uncomfortable about it, you can give them a playful slap on the ass for encouragement
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National Guard soldiers stationed in LA for Trump’s crackdown have been shitting in Humvees and showers to protest their deployment.
July 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
National Guard soldiers stationed in LA for Trump’s crackdown have been shitting in Humvees and showers to protest their deployment.
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This is definitely the best way to get people to stop talking about Epstein
July 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This is definitely the best way to get people to stop talking about Epstein
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You can't even build an anti-Catholic Wicker Man anymore, because of woke
One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
July 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can't even build an anti-Catholic Wicker Man anymore, because of woke
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The sex minigame in LIKE A DRAGON: ISHIN, which is a shoot-em-up where you blast away intrusive thoughts like “the proletariat” and “why must I fight?” so you can stay hard until your partner achieves orgasm, makes every BioWare style over-the-clothes heavy petting scene look like absolute trash.
June 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The sex minigame in LIKE A DRAGON: ISHIN, which is a shoot-em-up where you blast away intrusive thoughts like “the proletariat” and “why must I fight?” so you can stay hard until your partner achieves orgasm, makes every BioWare style over-the-clothes heavy petting scene look like absolute trash.
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is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
June 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
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Amazing how we figured out a decade ago that reblogging bad faith actors to dunk on them or rant about them was actually increasing their reach, and yet nobody can stop themselves from making a hundred posts a day warning about the fake park service blog.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Amazing how we figured out a decade ago that reblogging bad faith actors to dunk on them or rant about them was actually increasing their reach, and yet nobody can stop themselves from making a hundred posts a day warning about the fake park service blog.
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Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
June 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George
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<thread>
On the left:
June 12, Judge Breyer writing that THE test for whether the US Marines/Guard violate Posse Comitatus will be whether they've engaged in "detaining" civilians.
On the right:
June 13: See for yourself.
Note: The DoD has confirmed the detention of civilian to Reuters.
On the left:
June 12, Judge Breyer writing that THE test for whether the US Marines/Guard violate Posse Comitatus will be whether they've engaged in "detaining" civilians.
On the right:
June 13: See for yourself.
Note: The DoD has confirmed the detention of civilian to Reuters.
June 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
<thread>
On the left:
June 12, Judge Breyer writing that THE test for whether the US Marines/Guard violate Posse Comitatus will be whether they've engaged in "detaining" civilians.
On the right:
June 13: See for yourself.
Note: The DoD has confirmed the detention of civilian to Reuters.
On the left:
June 12, Judge Breyer writing that THE test for whether the US Marines/Guard violate Posse Comitatus will be whether they've engaged in "detaining" civilians.
On the right:
June 13: See for yourself.
Note: The DoD has confirmed the detention of civilian to Reuters.
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you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations arstechnica.com?p=1997521
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations
The big conclusion: "If bigfoot is there, it could be a bear."
arstechnica.com
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together
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We now live in a country where the President can personally threaten a 16-year-old girl in the morning and by the afternoon a Democratic state will agree to target and segregate her from her peers for the crime of being transgender.
May 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We now live in a country where the President can personally threaten a 16-year-old girl in the morning and by the afternoon a Democratic state will agree to target and segregate her from her peers for the crime of being transgender.