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Microsoft’s Windows XP Crocs are here
Microsoft’s Windows XP Crocs are here
Windows XP on your feet.
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October 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Microsoft’s Windows XP Crocs are here
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i bet the first guy to suggest lobbing enemy heads over castle walls got made fun of a lot and everyone thought he was just being gross. but he probably figured out germs way before everyone else. if i could have dinner with anyone from history he wouldn’t be my first choice, but not my last either
August 29, 2023 at 12:30 AM
i bet the first guy to suggest lobbing enemy heads over castle walls got made fun of a lot and everyone thought he was just being gross. but he probably figured out germs way before everyone else. if i could have dinner with anyone from history he wouldn’t be my first choice, but not my last either
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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
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The Witcher 4? Very exciting. I sure hope it's not being made by a company with a deserved reputation for releasing broken and unfinished games, and then gradually finishing them over the first three years of release
December 13, 2024 at 1:48 AM
The Witcher 4? Very exciting. I sure hope it's not being made by a company with a deserved reputation for releasing broken and unfinished games, and then gradually finishing them over the first three years of release
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PLEASE do not feed raw milk to your cats. Or your kids. Or yourself. #H5N1
There are two fatal cases of H5N1 in cats in California. Both cats had been fed raw milk from the recalled lot in the ongoing outbreak associated with Raw Farms. The milk wasn’t tested. But an astute veterinarian tested the cats for flu based on clinical suspicion.
#VetMedsky #IDsky #OneHealth
#VetMedsky #IDsky #OneHealth
Cats in L.A. County die after drinking recalled raw milk
Los Angeles County health officials are investigating the deaths of two cats who became ill after drinking recalled H5N1 bird flu-infected raw milk.
www.latimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 4:12 AM
PLEASE do not feed raw milk to your cats. Or your kids. Or yourself. #H5N1
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When you kiss your cat and their head kinda smells like syrup or cereal or cereal with syrup
December 11, 2024 at 11:10 PM
When you kiss your cat and their head kinda smells like syrup or cereal or cereal with syrup
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Think you saw someone worth money?
No you didn't. Even if you're greedy/needy no you didn't, cus you'll never see that money.
No you didn't. Even if you're greedy/needy no you didn't, cus you'll never see that money.
December 10, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Think you saw someone worth money?
No you didn't. Even if you're greedy/needy no you didn't, cus you'll never see that money.
No you didn't. Even if you're greedy/needy no you didn't, cus you'll never see that money.
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if your article or newsletter or whatever has an AI image at the top of it, even if it's there ironically or to make a point or whatever, i'm just going to assume the stuff you wrote is slop too. your name right on the slop list forever. buddy boy??? you've been slopped
December 11, 2024 at 12:42 AM
if your article or newsletter or whatever has an AI image at the top of it, even if it's there ironically or to make a point or whatever, i'm just going to assume the stuff you wrote is slop too. your name right on the slop list forever. buddy boy??? you've been slopped
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me when someone ruins my streak in call of duty
December 11, 2024 at 3:42 AM
me when someone ruins my streak in call of duty
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this should be the slogan for all video platforms and they should be compelled by law to have a banner atop the site or app that says it
wow finally a way for people to make dog shit videos i don't want to see
December 11, 2024 at 6:02 AM
this should be the slogan for all video platforms and they should be compelled by law to have a banner atop the site or app that says it
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mitch mcconnell is reportedly “doing fine” after falling and hitting the floor with a meaty thud
December 11, 2024 at 6:10 AM
mitch mcconnell is reportedly “doing fine” after falling and hitting the floor with a meaty thud
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for a while i wanted to kill the guy who gets paid millions of dollars to run me over with his car every day but then i found out he has a wife and kids.. guess things are never as black and white as they might seem
December 11, 2024 at 7:08 AM
for a while i wanted to kill the guy who gets paid millions of dollars to run me over with his car every day but then i found out he has a wife and kids.. guess things are never as black and white as they might seem
i think i will try and learn a small amount of bash
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 PM
i think i will try and learn a small amount of bash
linux is kinda tricky guys
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 AM
linux is kinda tricky guys
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Love that anyone who plays a strategy game called "CIVILIZATION", "AGE OF EMPIRES", "CRUSADER KINGS" etc is a gentle soft-left liberal internationalist nerd, and anyone who plays one called "MAGIC GIRLS GO!! KIRAKIRA PINK HARMONY" is a full-on Nazi
December 5, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Love that anyone who plays a strategy game called "CIVILIZATION", "AGE OF EMPIRES", "CRUSADER KINGS" etc is a gentle soft-left liberal internationalist nerd, and anyone who plays one called "MAGIC GIRLS GO!! KIRAKIRA PINK HARMONY" is a full-on Nazi
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elon musk is not by any meaningful measure closer to colonizing mars than i am but try telling that to these fat cats holding the purse strings at NASA
December 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
elon musk is not by any meaningful measure closer to colonizing mars than i am but try telling that to these fat cats holding the purse strings at NASA
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Mouthwashing game review: some really clever ideas. Doesn't overstay its welcome. A huge bummer to play the whole time but that's intentional
December 6, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Mouthwashing game review: some really clever ideas. Doesn't overstay its welcome. A huge bummer to play the whole time but that's intentional
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They laugh and call us "dead peasants" while they make a profit off our deaths.
December 6, 2024 at 3:21 AM
They laugh and call us "dead peasants" while they make a profit off our deaths.
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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains unused early status effect messages in its files. The message for losing all effects (i.e. going back to normal) translates to "You've become obscene".
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains unused early status effect messages in its files. The message for losing all effects (i.e. going back to normal) translates to "You've become obscene".
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Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Maybe people wouldn't get so mad at health insurance companies if we accurately described how they work. Paying premiums doesn't buy you care, it buys you the opportunity to pay an unknown amount for care in the future. Hmm ok that may make people more mad actually