Gooff Jonkins
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Also NYTimes: Results of our panel of 11 Democrats placed in a blender as read by our expert haruspex for signs "The Resistance" is faltering
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Also NYTimes: Results of our panel of 11 Democrats placed in a blender as read by our expert haruspex for signs "The Resistance" is faltering
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This is Minneapolis:
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is Minneapolis:
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
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NEW: House Republicans uphold President Trump’s veto of a clean drinking water project in Colorado. The bill passed Congress unanimously last year. Two-thirds were needed for an override. Trump has promised “harsh measures” against Colorado over false election rigging claims.
January 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
NEW: House Republicans uphold President Trump’s veto of a clean drinking water project in Colorado. The bill passed Congress unanimously last year. Two-thirds were needed for an override. Trump has promised “harsh measures” against Colorado over false election rigging claims.
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Aimee Mann
The Hush Sound
Robyn
Alanis Morissette
Kevin Devine
Aimee Mann
The Hush Sound
Robyn
Alanis Morissette
Kevin Devine
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
The Replacements
Tori Amos
Tegan and Sara
Sleater-Kinney
The Hold Steady
The Replacements
Tori Amos
Tegan and Sara
Sleater-Kinney
The Hold Steady
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Aimee Mann
The Hush Sound
Robyn
Alanis Morissette
Kevin Devine
Aimee Mann
The Hush Sound
Robyn
Alanis Morissette
Kevin Devine
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Virginia state Senator Louise Lucas (a Democrat who is the chamber's president pro tempore) just tweeted this:
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Virginia state Senator Louise Lucas (a Democrat who is the chamber's president pro tempore) just tweeted this:
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Dr. Dmitri Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC says that RFKJr said he believes that Avian flu should be allowed to "burn through" the chickens and then children and others, so we can propagate a "stronger species". RFKJr believes in eugenics.
RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Dr. Dmitri Daskalakis, who resigned from the CDC says that RFKJr said he believes that Avian flu should be allowed to "burn through" the chickens and then children and others, so we can propagate a "stronger species". RFKJr believes in eugenics.
RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
RFKJr needs to resign or be fired.
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
Honestly my favorite: when the pharmacy decorates with old merch for banned drugs
August 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Honestly my favorite: when the pharmacy decorates with old merch for banned drugs
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The conundrum we face: If Democrats take the “moral high ground” by not gerrymandering, Republicans could lock them out of the House & would just never pass reforms.
If it’s widely seen as bipartisan & favors neither side, GOP incentives change. Until then, counter-gerrymandering is harm reduction
If it’s widely seen as bipartisan & favors neither side, GOP incentives change. Until then, counter-gerrymandering is harm reduction
fighting gerrymanders can seem hopeless, but there is a solution. big moment right now for people to see districting and the two-party system as inherently linked, and a relic of our archaic electoral rules. congress has the power to ban partisan gerrymandering and establish multi-member districts.
August 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The conundrum we face: If Democrats take the “moral high ground” by not gerrymandering, Republicans could lock them out of the House & would just never pass reforms.
If it’s widely seen as bipartisan & favors neither side, GOP incentives change. Until then, counter-gerrymandering is harm reduction
If it’s widely seen as bipartisan & favors neither side, GOP incentives change. Until then, counter-gerrymandering is harm reduction
32 with apologies to the South
July 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
32 with apologies to the South
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I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I would rather die than create an account to continue
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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this is called the reverse noem
June 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
this is called the reverse noem
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When you are faced with the mendacity of Trump, Hegseth, & Johnson, it’s pointless to try & get clarity from them.
Go to the trusted sources. If you want to understand how we got here and what Trump & Netanyahu are up to, I present to you she who knows: Christine Amanpour. Breaking. It. Down.
Go to the trusted sources. If you want to understand how we got here and what Trump & Netanyahu are up to, I present to you she who knows: Christine Amanpour. Breaking. It. Down.
June 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When you are faced with the mendacity of Trump, Hegseth, & Johnson, it’s pointless to try & get clarity from them.
Go to the trusted sources. If you want to understand how we got here and what Trump & Netanyahu are up to, I present to you she who knows: Christine Amanpour. Breaking. It. Down.
Go to the trusted sources. If you want to understand how we got here and what Trump & Netanyahu are up to, I present to you she who knows: Christine Amanpour. Breaking. It. Down.
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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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This is still Trump's best Elon work but I have high hopes for the next 24 hours
June 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is still Trump's best Elon work but I have high hopes for the next 24 hours
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The town's tumultuous history since Sept, when Trump attacked Charleroi Haitians after his dogs and cats bit, shows the effects of his racial politics. Trump doesn't just tap racial aggression. He manufactures it. Now, he's targeting Haitians again. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/feat...
Immigrants Rebuilt a Pennsylvania Town — Then Became Targets
Haitians in Charleroi filled pews and revived stores. Now they face deportation and backlash.
www.bloomberg.com
June 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The town's tumultuous history since Sept, when Trump attacked Charleroi Haitians after his dogs and cats bit, shows the effects of his racial politics. Trump doesn't just tap racial aggression. He manufactures it. Now, he's targeting Haitians again. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/feat...
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Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
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Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.
May 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.
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Dem collaborators in The Plot to Enslave America bsky.app/profile/murs...
🚨🚨🚨 HEADS UP - Democratic Senators Gillibrand, Gallego, Warner, and Alsobrooks are scheming to hand Trump a major gift by advancing a shady crypto bill - the GENIUS Act today.
They aren’t even pretending that this bill will rein in any corruption issues.
☎️ Senate 202-224-3121 to say no to crypto.
They aren’t even pretending that this bill will rein in any corruption issues.
☎️ Senate 202-224-3121 to say no to crypto.
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dem collaborators in The Plot to Enslave America bsky.app/profile/murs...
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Position player Jhonny Pereda had Shohei in hell with this sequence
May 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Position player Jhonny Pereda had Shohei in hell with this sequence