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I believe in the wholistic restorative powers of drinking only tap water
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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I’ve been watching Black QBs in Philly since McNabb and if any of them had played as recklessly with the football was Josh Allen does week to week they’d be saying he was incapable of leading an NFL offense.
December 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I think the Eagles should replace Kevin Patullo with me as OC, I will wear a silly Italian flag on my sweater, but will call marginally better plays for way less money where I say “I don’t know, pass it to Geodert” and we win that game
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
No matter how old I get, I’ll never not get romantic about NYC and our biggest cities in general.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
As someone who is alone for 95% of my job, I am regularly punished via the all time worst co-worker conversations whenever I deal with contractors. I’m talking neo-Nazi talking points and holocaust denial shit. I don’t ask for these conversations, but as the only leftist here, I’m a lightning rod.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Chudler, chudler, chudler, can’t you see?
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My hot take of the day is that the insane (misguided?) Charli XCX diss track on the new Swift track rules and the type of thing I support. Thankfully there isn’t a song filled with puns about her fiancé’s penis being big laying in wait in the tracklist to ruin things.
October 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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What these posts make clear is that we need to crush and stamp out the most dangerous ideology of all: centrism
September 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities
September 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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The thing that is hard to communicate is that that specific flavor of “brainrotted 4chan slug with incoherent beliefs” is also downstream of the right wing politics factories dumping glowing nuclear sludge into the river

there’s a reason nihilism has risen and it wears Rush Limbaugh’s face
September 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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remember when near five hundred people got shot in vegas and the FBI concluded that it was weird for sure but probably nothing to worry about
September 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Mainstream pundits have instantly sanitized and ignored Charlie Kirk's core political project and its impacts. He has been remembered by the mainstream press as someone they merely disagreed with, a debate me-guy whose words and actions had zero consequences:

www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk Was Not Practicing Politics the Right Way
The mainstream media seems entirely uninterested in explaining Charlie Kirk's work.
www.404media.co
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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George Floyd was also a father and didn’t receive an ounce of the empathy being shown to Charlie Kirk who mocked and insulted George Floyd.
September 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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ok time to reset the timeline

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September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Raw milk lady already suffered more than any of us can imagine, and if she can get a dairy selling this in human stores and the stores that sell it on the hook for a judgment that makes the industry uninsurable, that's worth more than posting about how you personally drink regular milk only.
August 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Farrah. Farrah was engaged to Muhanad when the war started and they had just bought a small apartment to start their lives together. It was destroyed before they could move in. They married despite the chaos and are now just trying to survive
April 27, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Finally got around to watching Pumping Iron II: The Women and it’s instant classic status on both the “hanging out with a bunch of characters” level of the first and the showcasing of the misogynistic and gendered policing of the sport equaling that of blocking trans women from competing today.
August 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Got to watch Ep 8 of Twin Peaks: The Return in a crowded theater as part of a moderated event with cast members and a key producer - was really conversational and fun, as well as a cathartic end cap on losing my favorite director, but a force for artistic good in the world
August 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM