Everything Goes Dumb
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Wellcome.
Im existing and I know it.
Im existing and I know it.
youtu.be/gWlfmUrazFw
y’all ain’t lived until you’ve seen this ad on an IMAX screen.
y’all ain’t lived until you’ve seen this ad on an IMAX screen.
Planning a Quick Getaway? Just Ask Google
YouTube video by Google
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November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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y’all ain’t lived until you’ve seen this ad on an IMAX screen.
y’all ain’t lived until you’ve seen this ad on an IMAX screen.
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synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
This game is so amazing (derogatory). I forgot it was on.
November 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This game is so amazing (derogatory). I forgot it was on.
Foo fighters need to get a better opener.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Foo fighters need to get a better opener.
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literally one episode in and this dumb fucken show rules
October 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
literally one episode in and this dumb fucken show rules
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I was feeling down and then I saw that video of the Boston cop going down the slide again and I had a good belly laugh. so maybe you guys should try that
October 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I was feeling down and then I saw that video of the Boston cop going down the slide again and I had a good belly laugh. so maybe you guys should try that
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Jack Gleeson, the actor who played Joffrey, kinda now looks like if Jeff Foxworthy was a Fremen
October 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jack Gleeson, the actor who played Joffrey, kinda now looks like if Jeff Foxworthy was a Fremen
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The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
October 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town
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ME, AFTER A LONG DAY, NORMALLY: hello how was your day
DARLING WIFE: have you seen Eric Adams' Rosh Hashanah outfit?
DARLING WIFE: have you seen Eric Adams' Rosh Hashanah outfit?
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
ME, AFTER A LONG DAY, NORMALLY: hello how was your day
DARLING WIFE: have you seen Eric Adams' Rosh Hashanah outfit?
DARLING WIFE: have you seen Eric Adams' Rosh Hashanah outfit?
I didn’t know the Panthers were allowed to do this
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I didn’t know the Panthers were allowed to do this
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WATCHING ALIENS AS A KID: This movie rules but do they really think a corporation will be that powerful in the future?
WATCHING ALIEN: EARTH NOW: That's exactly how it's gonna go down
WATCHING ALIEN: EARTH NOW: That's exactly how it's gonna go down
August 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
WATCHING ALIENS AS A KID: This movie rules but do they really think a corporation will be that powerful in the future?
WATCHING ALIEN: EARTH NOW: That's exactly how it's gonna go down
WATCHING ALIEN: EARTH NOW: That's exactly how it's gonna go down
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might choke to death on one though, i'll let you know if that happens
peanut butter pretzels are so good mmm peanut butter pretzels i often say
September 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
might choke to death on one though, i'll let you know if that happens
This game just started and it’s a mess. I understand Rob Lowe’s NFL hat.
September 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This game just started and it’s a mess. I understand Rob Lowe’s NFL hat.
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spit before a snap is WILD
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
spit before a snap is WILD
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The Senior | Official Trailer | In Theater Sep 19 | Angel
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September 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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HEREDITARY (2018)
DUCK DOWN, PUDDLES HAS LOST HIS HEAD (h/t @kwade.bsky.social)
August 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
HEREDITARY (2018)
Help! I listened to a Rob Zombie song and now my algorithm is convinced I need more Rob/White Zombie in my recommendations.
August 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Help! I listened to a Rob Zombie song and now my algorithm is convinced I need more Rob/White Zombie in my recommendations.
Toxic Avenger finally releasing *and* The Lowdown show? What a time for Macon Blair.
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Toxic Avenger finally releasing *and* The Lowdown show? What a time for Macon Blair.
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Counterpoint. George R. R. Martin should purposely not finish these books and have a stipulation in his will that no one else can do so after he dies.
Fans Have a Point — George R.R. Martin Should Let This Acclaimed Fantasy Author Finish 'Winds of Winter' Instead
George R.R. Martin is taking forever to finish Winds of Winter, so why not hand it to fellow fantasy author Brandon Sanderson?
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August 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Counterpoint. George R. R. Martin should purposely not finish these books and have a stipulation in his will that no one else can do so after he dies.
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Psychiatrist: Daryl I need you to speak to me
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers: slamma banana in a hotbox jamma
Psychiatrist: Daryl you must be present with me
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis: touchi titty in the state of Mississippi
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers: slamma banana in a hotbox jamma
Psychiatrist: Daryl you must be present with me
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis: touchi titty in the state of Mississippi
August 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Psychiatrist: Daryl I need you to speak to me
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers: slamma banana in a hotbox jamma
Psychiatrist: Daryl you must be present with me
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis: touchi titty in the state of Mississippi
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers: slamma banana in a hotbox jamma
Psychiatrist: Daryl you must be present with me
Man who formed a cult based around Anthony Kiedis: touchi titty in the state of Mississippi