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Everything Goes Dumb
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Wellcome.
Im existing and I know it.
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More questions than answers here.
X quote post from OP saying “Nvm wife arrived fun is over” followed by a reply from OP clarifying “I don’t hate her it’s a joke.”
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Shrimp Mode
Viagra Boys amplifier with the words Shrimptech
September 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Oh no
Shelf of multiple flavors of Four Loko pregame drink, all of them unnaturally bright colors.
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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4 panels from Detroiters: Panel 1 (Richardson): I'M NOT FEELING TOO HOT. Panel 2 (Robinson): HOW MANY HOT DOGS DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH? Panel 3 (Richardson): THREE. Panel 4 (Robinson): WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU'RE STARVING!
July 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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First time seeing Streetlight Manifesto perform multiple new songs live since like 2013. Hell yeah.
Streetlight Manifesto at the Stone Pony outdoor Summer Stage. Clouds are in the sky. Horny stage. Toot toot.
June 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Dr. Manhattan “It’s 1985” meme. The top two panels are blank. The bottom panel has Tim Robinson from the “Prank Show” sketch Text in the last panel: I don’t even want to be around anymore.
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Here’s the Q&A from the transcript.
Kevin Roose I’m in the wrong business. “I’m reaching out because I think I’m living in the awkward middle of the AI transformation story — not at a tech startup, not at a Fortune 500, but in the trenches of a mid-sized company where I could and should have massive impact, especially in accounting and HR.” He continues, “I’m trying to get ahead of the curve. I want my current staff to be the ones who survive and thrive as AI reshapes their fields, but I’m hitting resistance. They’ll use AI to clean up an email or write a job posting, but they don’t seem to grasp or want to grasp the bigger opportunity. I believe AI should let us do more with fewer people, and the ones who adapt will stay. But if my current team doesn’t evolve, I’ll be forced to hire different people who will.” Casey, what do you make of this email? Casey Newton So I suspect that this is playing out at a lot of companies where you have managers who are more excited about AI than their workers are. I think this is true of lots of different kinds of software, by the way. I remember I used to get really excited about project management software like Asana, and I would try to get my old company to adopt it. And then that actually happened, the company adopted it, and no one wanted to use it. Because it was like, why do I want to go fill out a new form every day saying what my tasks are? So it’s like, a lot of times software has more obvious value to the manager than it does to the worker who, in many cases, is just trying to get to 5:00 PM so they can get home to their family. So I think this is kind of a durable tension in workplaces. At the same time, I think that this is going to be part of the rough part of this transition, is more and more managers being like, no, really, you actually have to use this thing. Because if you’re doing it another way, it is going to make you slower and worse at your job. And so I expect that there are going to be a lot of clashes. By the way, I think this opens up a lot of opportunity for listeners like Sarah, who can show up at the front door and say, yes, I know how to use AI, and you’re not going to have to twist my arm into doing it. But I think there’s going to be a lot of pain along the way.
June 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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JIM AMENDMENTS III HAS RISEN
Screenshot of Jim Amendments III tweet of a meme. Panel 1: wrestler walking toward another wrestler with the text “700 marines eyeing the futon in me and my roommates flex 2br in Santa Monica” Panel 2: other wrestler with his middle finger up and the text “The Third Amendment”
June 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Sitting around muttering “Ralph Ineson's Galactus Gets First Look in Fantastic Four's Snapple Promo Art” as my new mantra.
Headline: Ralph Ineson's Galactus Gets First Look in Fantastic Four's Snapple Promo Art
May 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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*scoop scoop scoop scoop*
Scoop Dunbarton from F is for Family Animated blond male with a dent in his head wearing a button down shirt and a newspaper article as a necklace
May 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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My SO on the last night of Passover.
Screenshot from Avengers 2 of black widow and hulk. Black widow is saying “hey, big guy. Sun’s getting real low.”
April 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Streetlight Manifesto once again teasing new music, and the show is the same weekend as George Clinton at the Summer Stage? Oh hell yeah.
Streetlight manifesto instagram post. Bottom part of poster including the text June 27, Stone Pony Summer Stage, Asbury Park, NJ. Text: smanifesto The Long Summer Night 2025 Well, well, well. It's going to be a good year. A big year. A unique year. A year unlike the last dozen or so, at least in Streetlightville. Today we are simply and humbly announcing our yearly The Long Summer Night concert at the Stone Pony Summer Stage on Friday, June 27th. This will be a quite important and monumental show for us and hopefully for you as well. We can't say more about this show for now, but we will be announcing details and other news about this concert and our plans for the rest of the year in about a month. News that we've all been waiting for for quite some time. Please allow us a little more time to get our ducks in a row, and hopefully deliver on something we've been diligently working on for seemingly WAY too long. Thanks for sticking with us for all this time. It's going to be a good year. Tickets on sale this Friday, with a few presales happening tomorrow and Thursday. Hope you're all well, excited to see you soon! Love, The Streetlight Gang
March 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I'm so excited for Gyllenhaal to get the Trap treatment.
Vince McMahon meme 1. New Jake Gyllenhaal movie 2. Supernatural romantic thriller 3. Original story by M. Night Shyamalan 4. And Nicholas Sparks
February 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Can’t believe they cast VT basketball coach Mike Jones as Gil for the Simpsons live action episode.
Virgins Tech basketball coach Mike Jones
February 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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This is wild and broke my brain.
Trump Truth Social Post on January 16, 2025 It is my honor to announce Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone, to be Special Ambassadors to a great but very troubled place, Hollywood, California. They will serve as Special Envoys to me for the purpose of bringing Hollywood, which has lost much business over the last four years to Foreign Countries, BACK-BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! These three very talented people will be my eyes and ears, and I will get done what they suggest. It will again be, like The United States of America itself, The Golden Age of Hollywood!
January 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Or it’s just this.
Screenshot of an instagram ad for a sperm bank. The image is of Sydney Sweeney on hot ones (I think?) with the text “How my GF looks when I tell her how much I make as a sp3rn donor”.
December 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Reading this in the Master and Commander font.
Weezer Blue Album cover with text under it: Let's say it's 1994. Kurt Cobain is dead. Grunge is over, if it was ever real to begin with, but "alt...
December 21, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Every time I go to the theater, I bring this and make a smoothie. Some people complain it’s too loud, but the Rock is right. I paid my money so I get to enjoy the movie however i
Hand holding a pink portable blender. Something that should not be used in a movie theater.
November 27, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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George Bush being told “Another Ackman post has hit X”
November 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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I take it back. It was the first one.

But look what I found.
Photo of CD case of LEGO Island for PC.
November 10, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
Screenshot from Jesus Christ Superstar: Judas with a thumbs down.
November 5, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Midway through Authority while waiting for the @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social signed copy of Absolution to ship.
Screenshot from Celery Man. Paul Rudd at a computer in an empty room with blue walls. Paul Rudd labeled as Control in red text, the computer labeled as First Expedition Video in red text. Very sloppily made.
October 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Took a while to find the right ad, but I can't stop thinking about the decision to use a Leftovers song. It doesn't make me want to use AT&T but it does make me hurt.
October 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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This is Attenstupid.
Photoshop split screen from midsommar Attenstupa scene. Top screen is the cliff, with Elon Musk doing his stupid jump, bottom screen is Florence Pugh covering her mouth in horror.
October 10, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Hell yeah (slowly morphing into a ball of depression)
According to a computer analysis by The New York Times, Mr. Trump’s rally speeches now last an average of 82 minutes, compared with 45 minutes in 2016. Proportionately, he uses 13 percent more all-or-nothing terms like “always” and “never” than he did eight years ago, which some experts consider a sign of advancing age. Similarly, he uses 32 percent more negative words than positive words now, compared with 21 percent in 2016, which can be another indicator of cognitive change. And he uses swearwords 69 percent more often than he did when he first ran, a trend that could reflect what experts call disinhibition. (A study by Stat, a health care news outlet, produced similar findings.)
October 6, 2024 at 4:36 PM