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nb he/any. loud sound, move fast, bright color
ask me about pdh

i play a lot of magic the gathering; pdh, pauper, modern, and cube are my favorite formats
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January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Entering our Too Lazy to Manufacture Consent era
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Druneth: yeah I use AI - artificial insemination
October 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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There is a dark side to The Military-Industrial Complex
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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you don't know me
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Do you like playing Pauper? Then I have a little holiday present for you!

My 2025 update for my Comprehensive Guide to Pauper Playables list is live over at @coolstuffinc.com! It's a great evergreen tool for you to explore your deckbuilding options!

#MTGPauper

www.coolstuffinc.com/a/paigesmith...
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Just got back from our LGS,(SHOUTOUT KNIGHTHOOD GAMES) who loaded us UP with prizes for donations-we’ll post pics, but we’ve got boosterboxes, gear, tons of awesome stuff to add to the prize pool. go to tilt.fyi/eFQy0DaLkZ to donate to @translifeline.org and get in on the prize drawing On Feb 1st!
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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”why learn to throw pots when you can go to Target and buy a perfect mug with a funny picture of a flamingo on it for five dollars” idk man
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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the entire debate cis people have about trans people is moronic to start but it’s also a debate most trans people don’t care about, being that if we are viewed as “real women or men” or not. no one gives a fuck. it changes nothing about the reality that transitioning rocks
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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You've heard of ants on a log, now get ready for 🐓 in a 🧦!

#Gastronauts
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The way tech companies constantly do stuff that nobody asked for really tells you a lot about their bigger ideology. They tell themselves that you will like it over time. What they mean is you’ll learn to endure it, or you’ll give up. quality of UI is not actually anywhere on their radar
new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I like Magic: The Gathering and being nonbinary
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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We now have is:sourcematerial for those cards that Look Like That.

scryfall.com/search?q=is%...
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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this is a fight i lost and i'm too tired to keep being a blowhard about it but i do think less of people who use spotify
spotify wrapped? more like “spotify warped music and devalued labor while paying those who made the songs you love fractions of pennies,” thank you
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM