Fear of Melissing Out
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Melissa
She/her, 28
magic
pfp @thisdogllhunt
She/her, 28
magic
pfp @thisdogllhunt
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
my circulation is going to be especially bad this winter I can tell
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my circulation is going to be especially bad this winter I can tell
"why can't we all just get along
(with me)"
(with me)"
Rhetorical pleas against infighting are always begging the question about who's actually on the same side as you.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"why can't we all just get along
(with me)"
(with me)"
gotta grovel a bit to my dad soon
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
gotta grovel a bit to my dad soon
btw I went 5-2 and kerby went 4-3 crime doesn't pay 😇
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
btw I went 5-2 and kerby went 4-3 crime doesn't pay 😇
found in notes, 8 months after I started playing magic
(Command refers to Command the Dreadhorde)
(Command refers to Command the Dreadhorde)
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
found in notes, 8 months after I started playing magic
(Command refers to Command the Dreadhorde)
(Command refers to Command the Dreadhorde)
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OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
me, thinking about whether to click on another thing on streaming or go to bed a little early: "why let the party stop now"
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
me, thinking about whether to click on another thing on streaming or go to bed a little early: "why let the party stop now"
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
being parentified by my boss
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
being parentified by my boss
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Every time a star wars movie does the Space Intro and cuts to the ground as fast as possible, i throw popcorn at the screen
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Every time a star wars movie does the Space Intro and cuts to the ground as fast as possible, i throw popcorn at the screen
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
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hot take: I think we should go back to assuming peoples pronouns. if we get it wrong, we should be corrected, say "thank you for correcting me", and not get it wrong again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
hot take: I think we should go back to assuming peoples pronouns. if we get it wrong, we should be corrected, say "thank you for correcting me", and not get it wrong again.
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Descriptivism leaving my body when someone says "should of"
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Descriptivism leaving my body when someone says "should of"
it's not a trick Michael. It's an allusion
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
it's not a trick Michael. It's an allusion
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me eating a Kit
OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
me eating a Kit
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Why doesn't Arena let you look at the top cards of your library after you choose to mulligan? If I don't know if I made the right choice how am I ever going to get better?
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Why doesn't Arena let you look at the top cards of your library after you choose to mulligan? If I don't know if I made the right choice how am I ever going to get better?
Some of you:
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Some of you:
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tried inventing a "walouija board" that delivers cryptic messages from questionably-evil but-still-living relatives, but facebook messenger beat me to market
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
tried inventing a "walouija board" that delivers cryptic messages from questionably-evil but-still-living relatives, but facebook messenger beat me to market
when the anthology show's new season has a sequel episode
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
when the anthology show's new season has a sequel episode
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The killers were right jealousy turning saints into the sea
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The killers were right jealousy turning saints into the sea