Amy the Amazonian
@amytheamazonian.bsky.social
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Everything enthusiast, twitch partnered streamer, engineer, and card gamer. she/her/they/them ✉️ amyzonian@gmail.com
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Everything enthusiast, twitch partnered streamer, engineer, and card gamer. she/her/they/them ✉️ amyzonian@gmail.com
I ran into a former coworker while I was chilling on a snowy bench downtown and got to catch up on the hot office goss.
Between that and when a former coworker found me at a MagicCon, I get an annual update on all the reasons I'm glad I don't work there any more.
Between that and when a former coworker found me at a MagicCon, I get an annual update on all the reasons I'm glad I don't work there any more.
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I ran into a former coworker while I was chilling on a snowy bench downtown and got to catch up on the hot office goss.
Between that and when a former coworker found me at a MagicCon, I get an annual update on all the reasons I'm glad I don't work there any more.
Between that and when a former coworker found me at a MagicCon, I get an annual update on all the reasons I'm glad I don't work there any more.
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Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.
Nick made me a bouquet for Valentine's Day - one made with real Sasuke Soda.
February 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Nick made me a bouquet for Valentine's Day - one made with real Sasuke Soda.
does anyone else want to talk about Magic: The Gathering?
February 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
does anyone else want to talk about Magic: The Gathering?
My $8 Haymarket haul features 8lbs of strawberries and a large number of mango. Yum!
February 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
My $8 Haymarket haul features 8lbs of strawberries and a large number of mango. Yum!
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S VALENTIMES!
IT'S VALENTIMES!
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S VALENTIMES!
IT'S VALENTIMES!
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if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you’re seeing this it was meant to find you today
To show you the power of Flex Tape:
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
To show you the power of Flex Tape:
Me and this pot roast split a bottle of wine and now I'm super sleepy on the sofa.
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Me and this pot roast split a bottle of wine and now I'm super sleepy on the sofa.
Fun Fact for Friday:
It's Friday the 13th in February, and it isn't a leap year, which means we will also have a Friday the 13th in March (and November).
That's just how the dates line up when you have a 28 day month.
Enjoy your back to back cursed dates!
It's Friday the 13th in February, and it isn't a leap year, which means we will also have a Friday the 13th in March (and November).
That's just how the dates line up when you have a 28 day month.
Enjoy your back to back cursed dates!
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Fun Fact for Friday:
It's Friday the 13th in February, and it isn't a leap year, which means we will also have a Friday the 13th in March (and November).
That's just how the dates line up when you have a 28 day month.
Enjoy your back to back cursed dates!
It's Friday the 13th in February, and it isn't a leap year, which means we will also have a Friday the 13th in March (and November).
That's just how the dates line up when you have a 28 day month.
Enjoy your back to back cursed dates!
No regular stream on Friday. Might hop on in the afternoon and make pot roast or something. I'm making a pre-Valentine's day dinner.
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
No regular stream on Friday. Might hop on in the afternoon and make pot roast or something. I'm making a pre-Valentine's day dinner.
Working out more has not fixed my depression, but my arms look fantastic.
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Working out more has not fixed my depression, but my arms look fantastic.
I have to put a little dish of fresh water next to some of my large plants or the cat will drink from the dirty plant water.
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I have to put a little dish of fresh water next to some of my large plants or the cat will drink from the dirty plant water.
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TRIGGER WARNING: This week's brand new episode of Elder Dragon Hijinks has SO MANY lifegain triggers!
🐐 @amytheamazonian.bsky.social on Bre
🐼 @aliasv.bsky.social on Hei Bai
🙏 @goberthicks.bsky.social on Orah
🔥 @timmeh.darkness429.com on Ashling
Watch the episode here:
youtu.be/many-rglSKQ
🐐 @amytheamazonian.bsky.social on Bre
🐼 @aliasv.bsky.social on Hei Bai
🙏 @goberthicks.bsky.social on Orah
🔥 @timmeh.darkness429.com on Ashling
Watch the episode here:
youtu.be/many-rglSKQ
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
TRIGGER WARNING: This week's brand new episode of Elder Dragon Hijinks has SO MANY lifegain triggers!
🐐 @amytheamazonian.bsky.social on Bre
🐼 @aliasv.bsky.social on Hei Bai
🙏 @goberthicks.bsky.social on Orah
🔥 @timmeh.darkness429.com on Ashling
Watch the episode here:
youtu.be/many-rglSKQ
🐐 @amytheamazonian.bsky.social on Bre
🐼 @aliasv.bsky.social on Hei Bai
🙏 @goberthicks.bsky.social on Orah
🔥 @timmeh.darkness429.com on Ashling
Watch the episode here:
youtu.be/many-rglSKQ
My internet died when I was inquiring about Kozilek and it was against someone I know.
I guess the stream is cancelled for now. Sorry y'all.
I guess the stream is cancelled for now. Sorry y'all.
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
My internet died when I was inquiring about Kozilek and it was against someone I know.
I guess the stream is cancelled for now. Sorry y'all.
I guess the stream is cancelled for now. Sorry y'all.
I have a heavy need for a tungsten cube.
February 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I have a heavy need for a tungsten cube.
age verification?
I text with a numpad.
I text with a numpad.
age verification?
i owned a sidewinder pro.
i owned a sidewinder pro.
Age verification?
I can quote the entirety of the simpsons seasons 2-8
I can quote the entirety of the simpsons seasons 2-8
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
age verification?
I text with a numpad.
I text with a numpad.
There is a Hybrid Mana Matters commander, but it only exists in Arena. Check out Providence of Night!
youtu.be/627QvvBymE4
youtu.be/627QvvBymE4
Brawl Stars: Hybridization - Providence of Night Brawl
YouTube video by Amazonian
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February 10, 2026 at 1:04 PM
There is a Hybrid Mana Matters commander, but it only exists in Arena. Check out Providence of Night!
youtu.be/627QvvBymE4
youtu.be/627QvvBymE4
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Terrible news. Rofellos remains. I will postpone his burning at the stake for the next B&R.
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Terrible news. Rofellos remains. I will postpone his burning at the stake for the next B&R.
Shout out to my grandpa for teaching me the delicious treat that is sardines in mustard. RIP Grandpa, your taste was just as bad as mine.
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Shout out to my grandpa for teaching me the delicious treat that is sardines in mustard. RIP Grandpa, your taste was just as bad as mine.
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The only Super Bowl ad I really enjoyed was the one for a blood screen for prostate cancer featuring 'relaxed tight ends'.
Good joke. Whoever came up with it did a good job.
Good joke. Whoever came up with it did a good job.
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The only Super Bowl ad I really enjoyed was the one for a blood screen for prostate cancer featuring 'relaxed tight ends'.
Good joke. Whoever came up with it did a good job.
Good joke. Whoever came up with it did a good job.