Greg 🍄
@gmark4311.bsky.social
Curator of comedy. Repost maven. Cleveland sports fan.
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The bloated Department of Defense spends more money than any other government agency. So where is Elon Musk and DOGE?
Hey Elon: We Found a Place to Cut More Than $2 Trillion in Wasteful Spending
The bloated Department of Defense spends more money than any other government agency. So where is Elon Musk and DOGE?
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February 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The bloated Department of Defense spends more money than any other government agency. So where is Elon Musk and DOGE?
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If you are a liberal in deep blue territory, one thing you could try doing right now is figuring out how to replace your Democratic member of Congress next year. With very few exceptions, the typical safe seat Dem is not meeting the moment. Find someone who will and help them.
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you are a liberal in deep blue territory, one thing you could try doing right now is figuring out how to replace your Democratic member of Congress next year. With very few exceptions, the typical safe seat Dem is not meeting the moment. Find someone who will and help them.
pretty fucking shitty that we live in a timeline where delusional fascists, drugged up billionaires, and genocidal dictators fantasize about turning Gaza into some authoritarian Las Vegas
Woke up to see Donald Trump sharing a video on Truth Social about turning Gaza into a holiday resort with a giant gold statue of Trump, ending with a final shot of Trump and Netanyahu enjoying the beach together. Absolutely unhinged.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
February 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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getting real tired of rich assholes calling things like wanting everyone to have their basic needs guaranteed "extremism"
February 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
getting real tired of rich assholes calling things like wanting everyone to have their basic needs guaranteed "extremism"
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The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank.
February 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank.
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Yogi: heyyy boo-boo, we should buy an election
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
February 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yogi: heyyy boo-boo, we should buy an election
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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Being held for questioning sounds so nice
December 12, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Being held for questioning sounds so nice
I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious, I’m dead 😂😂
February 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.
February 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.
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It's not okay to be a grown adult in the year 2025 and still believe unevidenced allegations made by the state of Israel.
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's not okay to be a grown adult in the year 2025 and still believe unevidenced allegations made by the state of Israel.
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I want a motion sensor on my gravestone that plays the opening to 'Thriller' when people walk past.
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I want a motion sensor on my gravestone that plays the opening to 'Thriller' when people walk past.
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All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast
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these mf’s have robot dogs???
February 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
these mf’s have robot dogs???
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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
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The thing about super rich people is that they famously don’t care about money, excellent point
Fox News host John Roberts: "If you're gonna trust anybody with rooting out waste, fraud, and abuse, wouldn't you want it to be a guy who really doesn't need your money?"
(Rich people, famous for not wanting more money ... )
(Rich people, famous for not wanting more money ... )
February 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The thing about super rich people is that they famously don’t care about money, excellent point
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it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history
February 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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ELON MUSK: yes, I do drugs
EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOES DRUGS: please do not associate us with Elon Musk ever
EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOES DRUGS: please do not associate us with Elon Musk ever
February 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
ELON MUSK: yes, I do drugs
EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOES DRUGS: please do not associate us with Elon Musk ever
EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOES DRUGS: please do not associate us with Elon Musk ever
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