Grime
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Never thought I’d smell the scent of innocence living in the city made my own mind my nemesis
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the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert lands on me and I'm just absolutely housing a giant Italian sub sandwich
July 18, 2025 at 11:13 AM
the kiss cam at the Coldplay concert lands on me and I'm just absolutely housing a giant Italian sub sandwich
Saw the sickest lawn decoration recently, they had a birdhouse that was a model of their own house with all the little details
June 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Saw the sickest lawn decoration recently, they had a birdhouse that was a model of their own house with all the little details
I’ve seen so many clips of Matt rife recently but have yet to see one where he actually tells a joke instead of just interacting with audience members
May 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’ve seen so many clips of Matt rife recently but have yet to see one where he actually tells a joke instead of just interacting with audience members
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im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
May 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
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Homer of a Lonely Bart
April 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Homer of a Lonely Bart
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congratulations on your ten year warranty against manufacturers defects. please be advised that by definition any problem that happens after one year is normal wear and tear
April 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
congratulations on your ten year warranty against manufacturers defects. please be advised that by definition any problem that happens after one year is normal wear and tear
I work 50% of the days so anytime there’s an event there’s a 50/50 shot I’ll have it off from work, except every single interesting fucking event I see I end up working
April 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I work 50% of the days so anytime there’s an event there’s a 50/50 shot I’ll have it off from work, except every single interesting fucking event I see I end up working
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whenever something goes wrong what you should do is attribute it to the actions of a single foe who is constantly working against you in the shadows and either mutter their name under your breath or shout it to the heavens depending on the severity of the situation
March 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
whenever something goes wrong what you should do is attribute it to the actions of a single foe who is constantly working against you in the shadows and either mutter their name under your breath or shout it to the heavens depending on the severity of the situation
I used to fucking love reading books, gotta get back into that
February 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I used to fucking love reading books, gotta get back into that
A quick scoping intervention is always an acceptable video transition
January 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
A quick scoping intervention is always an acceptable video transition
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mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
December 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
wife: isn’t he good now?
mayor: i don’t buy it
wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort
mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die”
wife: yeah and that rules
mayor:
wife: why are you being such a little bitch
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[victorian child walking into his parents’ room at 3am] i’ve done a deed most foul
December 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
[victorian child walking into his parents’ room at 3am] i’ve done a deed most foul
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I’m an optimist
December 17, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I’m an optimist
Fly like an eagle and I believe I can fly both instantly make me think of spacejam
December 18, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Fly like an eagle and I believe I can fly both instantly make me think of spacejam
Hello all this will be my new social media to yell into the void
October 31, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Hello all this will be my new social media to yell into the void
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Sports gambling guy is one of the worst personalities you can have these days. Worse than weed guy or Rick and Morty guy.
March 21, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Sports gambling guy is one of the worst personalities you can have these days. Worse than weed guy or Rick and Morty guy.
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PRODUCTIVITY HACK: Clear today's to-do list by simply moving several items to tomorrow's to-do list.
March 21, 2024 at 9:51 PM
PRODUCTIVITY HACK: Clear today's to-do list by simply moving several items to tomorrow's to-do list.