Hermit Toad
@glimpseofcoffee.bsky.social
He/him/them
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
PFP by @invisichad
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
PFP by @invisichad
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Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
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I was born to get sleepy and head home early
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I was born to get sleepy and head home early
Just got my first Mirror of Kalandra in a league if you even care
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just got my first Mirror of Kalandra in a league if you even care
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Good morning folks, my names Bert Nernie and corporate sent me to go over some of your expense reports that have been- ok, let’s get it all out our systems now guys. Yes like the gay puppets. Let’s all be adults about this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good morning folks, my names Bert Nernie and corporate sent me to go over some of your expense reports that have been- ok, let’s get it all out our systems now guys. Yes like the gay puppets. Let’s all be adults about this.
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I’m gonna hold on to all of my thanks. Makes me sick watching you just give them away.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m gonna hold on to all of my thanks. Makes me sick watching you just give them away.
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Had some time off, so I made something fun and wildly out there just in time for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Had some time off, so I made something fun and wildly out there just in time for Thanksgiving.
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(Fensler) hey kid. I’m a hamburger. Help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(Fensler) hey kid. I’m a hamburger. Help hamburger
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as far as I know, I have achieved immortality
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
as far as I know, I have achieved immortality
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“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”
You can read the full entry here:
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You can read the full entry here:
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THAT TIME I WENT TO A BAR
I was horny and I needed to spray my seed, so I went to a bar and met a classy dame. But is that the whole story? Pretty much. Read on!
beefcarcass.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
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Violently ejecting out of my dragula in a rear collision event
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Violently ejecting out of my dragula in a rear collision event
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i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i never put my nose to the grindstone it’s all rough and scratchy and my nose is so delicate
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To get hit by a car from scratch one must first invent the combustion engine
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
To get hit by a car from scratch one must first invent the combustion engine
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I took another stab at this, showing more of the sky including the satellites and planes zooming across the horizon, and this time better utilizing the foreground 🛰️ 🗺️
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I took another stab at this, showing more of the sky including the satellites and planes zooming across the horizon, and this time better utilizing the foreground 🛰️ 🗺️
Did you remember to put out forest fires today
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Did you remember to put out forest fires today
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it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
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