Hermit Toad
@glimpseofcoffee.bsky.social
He/him/them
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
PFP by @invisichad
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
PFP by @invisichad
Humans should have more natural predators
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Humans should have more natural predators
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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One cool way to go through life is to know just enough about everything to be annoying but not enough about anything to be helpful
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One cool way to go through life is to know just enough about everything to be annoying but not enough about anything to be helpful
*undulates at you accross the spice aisle, sensually*
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
*undulates at you accross the spice aisle, sensually*
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blender help how to export real animal
pet cat got stuck in blender 4.5 how to extract reddit
pet cat got stuck in blender 4.5 how to extract reddit
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
blender help how to export real animal
pet cat got stuck in blender 4.5 how to extract reddit
pet cat got stuck in blender 4.5 how to extract reddit
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Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sharing one of my favorite playlists for this time of year!
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I was born to get sleepy and head home early
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I was born to get sleepy and head home early
Just got my first Mirror of Kalandra in a league if you even care
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just got my first Mirror of Kalandra in a league if you even care
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Good morning folks, my names Bert Nernie and corporate sent me to go over some of your expense reports that have been- ok, let’s get it all out our systems now guys. Yes like the gay puppets. Let’s all be adults about this.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good morning folks, my names Bert Nernie and corporate sent me to go over some of your expense reports that have been- ok, let’s get it all out our systems now guys. Yes like the gay puppets. Let’s all be adults about this.
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I’m gonna hold on to all of my thanks. Makes me sick watching you just give them away.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m gonna hold on to all of my thanks. Makes me sick watching you just give them away.
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Had some time off, so I made something fun and wildly out there just in time for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Had some time off, so I made something fun and wildly out there just in time for Thanksgiving.
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(Fensler) hey kid. I’m a hamburger. Help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(Fensler) hey kid. I’m a hamburger. Help hamburger
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as far as I know, I have achieved immortality
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
as far as I know, I have achieved immortality
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“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”
You can read the full entry here:
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You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
THAT TIME I WENT TO A BAR
I was horny and I needed to spray my seed, so I went to a bar and met a classy dame. But is that the whole story? Pretty much. Read on!
beefcarcass.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Again the woman threw her drink in my face. Red wine rolled down my chin and stained my favorite tie. ‘I think there’s been a misunderstanding,’ I told her. ‘I said I’d like to have sex with you.’”
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
You can read the full entry here:
beefcarcass.com/that-time-i-...
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Violently ejecting out of my dragula in a rear collision event
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Violently ejecting out of my dragula in a rear collision event
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