Simon Simmons
@glassstanley.bsky.social
“You’re all a load of useless bloody loonies!”
@tenacrebooks.bsky.social Just received my "damaged stock" copy of Adventures in Type and Space. I can't find anything wrong with it! Glad to have had a chance to catch a copy. It accidentally snuck to the top of my to-read pile.
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@tenacrebooks.bsky.social Just received my "damaged stock" copy of Adventures in Type and Space. I can't find anything wrong with it! Glad to have had a chance to catch a copy. It accidentally snuck to the top of my to-read pile.
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“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man falling through a bar— forever. ”
― George Orwell, 1984
― George Orwell, 1984
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a man falling through a bar— forever. ”
― George Orwell, 1984
― George Orwell, 1984
Ordered. But will it be better than www.redheadmusic.co.uk/musical.php?... ?
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ordered. But will it be better than www.redheadmusic.co.uk/musical.php?... ?
You, boy, did #RussellToveyFuckeAFyshe ?
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
You, boy, did #RussellToveyFuckeAFyshe ?
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Lads, I just saw something over on Instagram that blew my tiny mind.
I’d not seen any of this before, so I just had to share.
You ready?
I’d not seen any of this before, so I just had to share.
You ready?
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Lads, I just saw something over on Instagram that blew my tiny mind.
I’d not seen any of this before, so I just had to share.
You ready?
I’d not seen any of this before, so I just had to share.
You ready?
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“Just touch these two strands together and the Daleks are finished. Have I that right?”
“To destroy the Daleks? You can't doubt it.”
“I don’t, I’m asking have I got this right? These two strands, yes?”
“Oh, yes. That’s right.”
“Cool. Bye bye Daleks, yer dicks.”
“To destroy the Daleks? You can't doubt it.”
“I don’t, I’m asking have I got this right? These two strands, yes?”
“Oh, yes. That’s right.”
“Cool. Bye bye Daleks, yer dicks.”
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
“Just touch these two strands together and the Daleks are finished. Have I that right?”
“To destroy the Daleks? You can't doubt it.”
“I don’t, I’m asking have I got this right? These two strands, yes?”
“Oh, yes. That’s right.”
“Cool. Bye bye Daleks, yer dicks.”
“To destroy the Daleks? You can't doubt it.”
“I don’t, I’m asking have I got this right? These two strands, yes?”
“Oh, yes. That’s right.”
“Cool. Bye bye Daleks, yer dicks.”
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A bit previous, but yesterday I felt like doing a GRUNTLEIGHNUTS for the first time in a while, perhaps fearing that it had been so long that I may have forgotten how to draw...
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
A bit previous, but yesterday I felt like doing a GRUNTLEIGHNUTS for the first time in a while, perhaps fearing that it had been so long that I may have forgotten how to draw...
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[daytime, exterior]
Bond emerges from a garden shed.
Bond [to self]: Ah! That was a magic wank I just had! I'm so glad I sent that life-like robot version of me to get fucked to absolute bits by missiles on that island so I could stay here and have that really magic wank I just had in that shed.
Bond emerges from a garden shed.
Bond [to self]: Ah! That was a magic wank I just had! I'm so glad I sent that life-like robot version of me to get fucked to absolute bits by missiles on that island so I could stay here and have that really magic wank I just had in that shed.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
[daytime, exterior]
Bond emerges from a garden shed.
Bond [to self]: Ah! That was a magic wank I just had! I'm so glad I sent that life-like robot version of me to get fucked to absolute bits by missiles on that island so I could stay here and have that really magic wank I just had in that shed.
Bond emerges from a garden shed.
Bond [to self]: Ah! That was a magic wank I just had! I'm so glad I sent that life-like robot version of me to get fucked to absolute bits by missiles on that island so I could stay here and have that really magic wank I just had in that shed.
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Full credit to Politico for continuing to employ a guy who usually does slightly off Disney characters on ice cream vans as their artist-in-residence.
October 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Full credit to Politico for continuing to employ a guy who usually does slightly off Disney characters on ice cream vans as their artist-in-residence.
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No, Roy. *defecation*.
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
No, Roy. *defecation*.
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When redacting goes wrong :)
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When redacting goes wrong :)
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Enjoy this terrifying description of the Cosmic Microwave Background radiation that I found online.
ned.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/March...
ned.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/March...
September 29, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Enjoy this terrifying description of the Cosmic Microwave Background radiation that I found online.
ned.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/March...
ned.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/March...
I’m the same.
Facsimile is the one that always trips me up.
Hello, I'm a professional author and I can never spell permanently or camouflage on the first try.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
Come, make me feel better and share your nemesis words.
September 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m the same.
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“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
September 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
I’m sure I’m not the first to find it, but it’s still exciting to me - I now have dates for the serialisation of Terry Nation’s Dalek story in the London Evening News :)
September 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m sure I’m not the first to find it, but it’s still exciting to me - I now have dates for the serialisation of Terry Nation’s Dalek story in the London Evening News :)
Currently listening to the audio of missing Mystery & Imagination ep The Body Snatcher. I can make out one word in every ten. I’m going to have to read Stevenson’s original, aren’t I?
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Currently listening to the audio of missing Mystery & Imagination ep The Body Snatcher. I can make out one word in every ten. I’m going to have to read Stevenson’s original, aren’t I?