@girldetectivex.bsky.social
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I have committed a Gift Guide and also I have left Substack for Buttondown. Happy holidays!
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Third Place Gift Guide 2025
A few objects I’ve liked this year.
buttondown.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have committed a Gift Guide and also I have left Substack for Buttondown. Happy holidays!
buttondown.com/MaxGladstone...
buttondown.com/MaxGladstone...
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Heated Rivalry, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Heated Rivalry, 2025
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I am undoubtedly at risk of having too much of my worldview based on The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but so much of the corporate world's rationale for its heedless destruction sounds to me like "It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I am undoubtedly at risk of having too much of my worldview based on The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but so much of the corporate world's rationale for its heedless destruction sounds to me like "It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."
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Dear woman in the grocery store wearing a “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one” t-shirt with a drawing of two hands separated by glass: I was not expecting to get emotionally clotheslined by my eternal fandom while picking out carrots, but I respect your choices
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Dear woman in the grocery store wearing a “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one” t-shirt with a drawing of two hands separated by glass: I was not expecting to get emotionally clotheslined by my eternal fandom while picking out carrots, but I respect your choices
Watch with me, @somepoems.bsky.social?
Just watched ShowBusiness: The Road To Broadway, a terribly-titled but excellent documentary about the 2003-4 Broadway season. The creators had BANANAS good luck with their storyline: It’s about the production & Tony’s race for Wicked, Avenue Q, Caroline: or Change and the Boy George musical Taboo…
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Watch with me, @somepoems.bsky.social?
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this giving tuesday please give your nonprofit employees a raise
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
this giving tuesday please give your nonprofit employees a raise
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During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
Spending the day listening to "Brat" and "Virgin" so I can balance the scales a little bit.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Spending the day listening to "Brat" and "Virgin" so I can balance the scales a little bit.
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5yo to 2yo: THE LIZARD ON YOUR SHIRT HAS A TAIL
2yo (turning around to look at her butt): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL
5yo: NO ON YOUR SHIRT
2yo (crying): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!!!
Another successful sibling interaction
2yo (turning around to look at her butt): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL
5yo: NO ON YOUR SHIRT
2yo (crying): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!!!
Another successful sibling interaction
September 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
5yo to 2yo: THE LIZARD ON YOUR SHIRT HAS A TAIL
2yo (turning around to look at her butt): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL
5yo: NO ON YOUR SHIRT
2yo (crying): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!!!
Another successful sibling interaction
2yo (turning around to look at her butt): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL
5yo: NO ON YOUR SHIRT
2yo (crying): NO I DONT HAVE A TAIL!!!!!!!!
Another successful sibling interaction
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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In case you want some sweet news today.
I’m volunteering at the book fair at my kid’s school, and discovered Dav Pilkey paid for the whole thing.
For the entire school.
Every kid pre-k through fifth grade (the whole school) goes home with two free books.
I’m volunteering at the book fair at my kid’s school, and discovered Dav Pilkey paid for the whole thing.
For the entire school.
Every kid pre-k through fifth grade (the whole school) goes home with two free books.
March 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
In case you want some sweet news today.
I’m volunteering at the book fair at my kid’s school, and discovered Dav Pilkey paid for the whole thing.
For the entire school.
Every kid pre-k through fifth grade (the whole school) goes home with two free books.
I’m volunteering at the book fair at my kid’s school, and discovered Dav Pilkey paid for the whole thing.
For the entire school.
Every kid pre-k through fifth grade (the whole school) goes home with two free books.
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Go ahead, keep complaining…
March 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Go ahead, keep complaining…
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Opinion | I am a strong defender of free speech. Unless that free speech criticizes the Israeli government.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
March 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Opinion | I am a strong defender of free speech. Unless that free speech criticizes the Israeli government.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
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Love finding new things to live for.
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Love finding new things to live for.
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these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
these cabinet announcements are like an advent calendar counting down to the apocalypse
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Wes Anderson’s latest, ‘The Phoenician Scheme’, will arrive in theaters this May, starring Benicio Del Toro, Michael Cera, and Kate Winslet’s daughter, Mia Threapleton.
You Mean to Tell Me Michael Cera’s Never Done a Wes Anderson Movie Until Now?
Wes Anderson’s latest, ‘The Phoenician Scheme’, will arrive in theaters this May, starring Benicio Del Toro, Michael Cera, and Kate Winslet’s daughter, Mia Threapleton.
www.vulture.com
February 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Wes Anderson’s latest, ‘The Phoenician Scheme’, will arrive in theaters this May, starring Benicio Del Toro, Michael Cera, and Kate Winslet’s daughter, Mia Threapleton.
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every paragraph of this is a banger
February 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
every paragraph of this is a banger
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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I find myself thinking this a lot these days.
February 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I find myself thinking this a lot these days.
This is literally so insane. Surely they can't actually be touring as a band again?!
February 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is literally so insane. Surely they can't actually be touring as a band again?!
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Adding "don't get in online fight with menswear guy" to the list whose only previous entry was "don't answer telephone call from Isaac Chotiner"
January 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Adding "don't get in online fight with menswear guy" to the list whose only previous entry was "don't answer telephone call from Isaac Chotiner"
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