Scott English
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Look out, honey, cuz I’m using technology.
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If Bluesky isn’t structurally, mechanically, far superior to every other social media site how do you explain that Ricky Gervais is here but I don’t see his posts unless I intentionally seek them out
August 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If Bluesky isn’t structurally, mechanically, far superior to every other social media site how do you explain that Ricky Gervais is here but I don’t see his posts unless I intentionally seek them out
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people need to see the upside of ai. if gpt girlfriends mean your wife can't leave you and robotaxis mean your truck can't break down there's going to be a lot less country music in the world.
August 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
people need to see the upside of ai. if gpt girlfriends mean your wife can't leave you and robotaxis mean your truck can't break down there's going to be a lot less country music in the world.
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In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
June 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
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Always an Onion article.
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
WASHINGTON, DC—The National Anti- Quartering Association, America’s foremost Third Amendment rights group, held its annual gala in Washington Monday to honor 191 consecutive years of advocating the pr...
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June 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Always an Onion article.
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This is just weird — and trashy. But mainly weird.
I’m over here filling up my Japanese koi pond with dirt because I decided that’s where I want to put my barbecue grill
I’m over here filling up my Japanese koi pond with dirt because I decided that’s where I want to put my barbecue grill
June 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is just weird — and trashy. But mainly weird.
I’m over here filling up my Japanese koi pond with dirt because I decided that’s where I want to put my barbecue grill
I’m over here filling up my Japanese koi pond with dirt because I decided that’s where I want to put my barbecue grill
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AIDS Memorial Quilt on display October 11-13 1996 on the National Mall in Washington D.C. Let us never forget.
June 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
AIDS Memorial Quilt on display October 11-13 1996 on the National Mall in Washington D.C. Let us never forget.
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PSA: Do not let the Musk & Trump feud distract you from the fact that both want to rob us of basic healthcare, civil rights, & economic security—all while lining the pockets of billionaires.
This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.
This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
PSA: Do not let the Musk & Trump feud distract you from the fact that both want to rob us of basic healthcare, civil rights, & economic security—all while lining the pockets of billionaires.
This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.
This childish feud is a distraction. Stay focused on ensuring we stop this horrific bill from becoming law.
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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Ugh, he just gets better. 😩
June 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ugh, he just gets better. 😩
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If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered
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The Space Ghost Coast To Coast Collection. : Mike Lazzo : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Space Ghost Coast to Coast is an American adult animation created by Mike Lazzo for Cartoon Network and first broadcast in 1994. It takes the form of a surreal...
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May 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you haven't seen Space Ghost Coast to Coast in full yet, Internet Archive has you covered
archive.org/details/ghos...
archive.org/details/ghos...
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Nottoway Plantation was reportedly the largest antebellum plantation in the South.The woman in the center of the photo is Dr. Mia A Crawford-Johnson.
May 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nottoway Plantation was reportedly the largest antebellum plantation in the South.The woman in the center of the photo is Dr. Mia A Crawford-Johnson.
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Talking Heads at CBGB, 1977
May 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Talking Heads at CBGB, 1977
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Oh shut the fuck up you fuckass we KNOW it's illegal go do something about it
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:
“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”
“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”
May 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Oh shut the fuck up you fuckass we KNOW it's illegal go do something about it
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it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly
May 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
it would be the honor of a lifetime for kosmos 482, the half-ton titanium shielded soviet space probe designed to withstand the heat and pressure of venus's surface, descended from the upper stratosphere of earth and impacted into the side of my office at 150 miles per hour, killing me instantly
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Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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“When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into school 10 minutes late or repeatedly hitting classmates with a thumbs-ups can be a red flag that a child is experiencing some totally sick behavior behind the scenes,”
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Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home
TUCSON, AZ—Expressing concerns after she observed several of the telltale warning signs, fourth-grade teacher Patricia Cormac told reporters Wednesday that she could tell a student in her class with spiky hair and sunglasses came from a rad home. “When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into […]
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May 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“When you’ve been in this profession as long as I have, little behavioral tics like skateboarding into school 10 minutes late or repeatedly hitting classmates with a thumbs-ups can be a red flag that a child is experiencing some totally sick behavior behind the scenes,”
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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
MONTGOMERY, AL—Following the approval by state legislators of a bill that declares every human sperm has a God-given soul, a new measure signed into law Tuesday requires women in Alabama to leave seme...
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May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a criminal presidency
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Skull Goblet and new member Gene G.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a criminal presidency
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Skull Goblet and new member Gene G.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
February 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a criminal presidency
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Skull Goblet and new member Gene G.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a criminal presidency
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Brought to you by the Inner Hive, including longtime member Skull Goblet and new member Gene G.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
Damn, that Robyn/David Byrne performance at the SNL concert blew my socks off!!
February 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Damn, that Robyn/David Byrne performance at the SNL concert blew my socks off!!