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Greg Ward
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Hello Dere!
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i'm stand-upping at THE PUNCH LINE in San Francisco this weekend (Thursday Friday Saturday) with the almighty DANA GOULD if you're into that sort of thing @danagould.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Has anyone compiled a list of those Trump has pardoned, and their subsequent crimes? If so, please point me to it
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“And the Best Shit in the Stool Globe goes to…DIARRHEA!!”
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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How I look reading your posts
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Our Brilliant Ruin: Horror at Crane Mansion is available now in a hardcover collection! Details: https://bit.ly/4ln2Xax

Collects all 3 issues of the series from @cullenbunn.bsky.social, @christophermitten.bsky.social, more. With Studio Hermitage, @ourbrilliantruin.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How I look reading your posts
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Gosh, what jocularity!
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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a book is being burned in a fire
ALT: a book is being burned in a fire
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.

He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And not the great band Toadies, the bootlicking scum of this party. I meant no offense @realmarkrez.bsky.social
We are close to him saying, “Shut your whore mouth” or calling a reporter a cunt, and Mike Johnson and The Toadies saying it’s just “Oval Office talk”. Bastards, every one.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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We are close to him saying, “Shut your whore mouth” or calling a reporter a cunt, and Mike Johnson and The Toadies saying it’s just “Oval Office talk”. Bastards, every one.
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We are close to him saying, “Shut your whore mouth” or calling a reporter a cunt, and Mike Johnson and The Toadies saying it’s just “Oval Office talk”. Bastards, every one.
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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good cop: we should lob a couple of bath bombs in there first so they're nice and relaxed when we kick the door down
bad cop:
good cop: there's a Lush at the Galleria
bad cop:
good cop: you know what, the one at the Westfield in Studio City might be closer
bad cop:
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Uhhhhhhhh is the New England Patriots team plane doing an ICE flight right now?

It just took off out of ICE detention hub airport. Military charter flights go out of there occasionally too, but with a different callsign. Not certain but very weird! 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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“quiet, piggy”

if u were wondering why female rage is at the surface rn
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I love water towers, and I’m sad that now every time I hear one mentioned I’m going to think about that unholy “love” triad.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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pretty clear a big part of the mainstream media-led backlash to #metoo is the number of people in media who take advantage of and abuse others.

they made it seem like it's about fairness, but they just didn't want to face any real consequences for their behavior.
So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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KEEP SHARING YOUR STORIES about increased ACA premiums due to the disappearance of subsidies. The stories clearly are having an impact, they help people feel less helpless, and they create solidarity that leads to action.

Mine went from $395→ $821. What happened for you?
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Got this cool kickstarter in the mail yesterday! A box set of 15 pre-code horror comics “Authentic Editions” replicas from Macroverse. They’re really beautiful, on newsprint and everything, and housed in a lovely illustrated box.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Piggy in Chief told McDonald’s to fight increasing the Minimum Wage. And the poorest and dumbest keep voting to fuck themselves. If the Left doesn’t put this on a loop in their commercials, there’s no hope.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM