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A buddy of mine, @cullenbunn.bsky.social,
has started up a great new charity to help spread and promote the kind of stuff we’re all into with those who may not have access. I’m thrilled to be a part of it. Here’s the info

www.midnightlantern.org/about
About | — Midnight Lantern
Midnight Lantern is a nonprofit bringing joy to kids through geek culture, stories, and community efforts. Join us to inspire imagination and provide hope.
www.midnightlantern.org
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Biggest news in Variety since Sticks Nix Hick Pix. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’: Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff Set to Appear in RiffTrax Revival
Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff are set to appear in the upcoming revival of "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
variety.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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i have to fast for a blood test... 75 in a school zone ought to do it
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Several survivors of Epstein's global child trafficking ring are now dangerously exposed because the DOJ is either spectacularly sloppy or trying to intimidate people. Or both.

Attorney General Pam Bondi comes before @democrats-judiciary.house.gov tomorrow. We'll be demanding answers.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Believe all women!
~ Neil Gaiman

No, not those women!
~ Neil Gaiman

That one is crazy!
~ Neil Gaiman
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Geese Tiny Desk Concert just dropped. Indie rock world about to lose it's mind in 3...2...1....

www.npr.org/2026/02/10/g...
Geese: Tiny Desk Concert
The Brooklyn rock band focuses on the quieter moments of its whirlwind phenomenon, Getting Killed, and, as a result, we get Geese in its purest form.
www.npr.org
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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PORTLAND, OR!!
The Siren Theatre - May 1
First show sold out!!!

SECOND SHOW ADDED!!

Get tix here!

portland.boldtypetickets.com/events/18170...
Jimmy Pardo (6:30 show) Tickets | The Siren Theater | Portland, OR | Fri, May 1 at 6:30pm | Mercury Tickets
Jimmy Pardo is back at The Siren Theater! “Watching him do crowd work is like seeing Springsteen at the Meadowlands. The other comics on the bill sneak back in and stare in awe.” —ESQUIRE, Septembe...
portland.boldtypetickets.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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TEMPERATURES, FROM COLDEST TO HOTTEST:

🥶: peak of K2
😃: room temp
🥵: Earth’s molten core
🔥: old public building in winter
December 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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ME: Queen Elizabeth, you better not be dressed like the Magic deck from Balatro when I get there

QUEEN ELIZABETH:
December 27, 2024 at 3:30 AM
This was damned near perfect
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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there has been a repeated and calculated effort to not only go after Black activists and journalists but also to go to extreme lengths to try to rob them of their dignity and create racialized propaganda. this is vile, vicious stuff and it needs to be called out directly
Civil rights lawyer Nekima Levy Armstrong's latest brief reveals the backstory of her arrest in a footnote. Feds refused to let her self-surrender, taped her arrest at a hotel, and broke a promise not to post it on social media, she says.

The White House then digitally altered it to smear her.
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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A buddy of mine, @cullenbunn.bsky.social,
has started up a great new charity to help spread and promote the kind of stuff we’re all into with those who may not have access. I’m thrilled to be a part of it. Here’s the info

www.midnightlantern.org/about
About | — Midnight Lantern
Midnight Lantern is a nonprofit bringing joy to kids through geek culture, stories, and community efforts. Join us to inspire imagination and provide hope.
www.midnightlantern.org
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Hey guys
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A buddy of mine, @cullenbunn.bsky.social,
has started up a great new charity to help spread and promote the kind of stuff we’re all into with those who may not have access. I’m thrilled to be a part of it. Here’s the info

www.midnightlantern.org/about
About | — Midnight Lantern
Midnight Lantern is a nonprofit bringing joy to kids through geek culture, stories, and community efforts. Join us to inspire imagination and provide hope.
www.midnightlantern.org
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Even Trump's wife doesn't want his name on her.
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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If you thought Vance got a cold reception at the Olympics, wait until they introduce Kristi Noem at the Puppy Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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You don't bring a knife to a gunfight, and you don't bring Kid Rock to a culture war.
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Kid Rock actually did the same thing Bad Bunny did where he named all the different places that make up America but he only listed Texas, the part of Detroit where white people live, Funspot in New Hampshire and the defunct Times Square Señor Frog’s.
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Just grabbed tickets to see the incomparable @toddbarry.bsky.social here in Springfield in April. Going to see if he’ll autograph this. If you know, you know!
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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(opens envelope) goddammit i'm the new quarterback for the New England Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Freak Scene
YouTube video by Dinosaur Jr. - Topic
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Not digging this pre-game performance
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM