Mike Sacks
@mikebsacks.bsky.social
Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 12 Books, Writer, New Audio Project with Jon Hamm, John Waters, Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, STANLAND, on Sonar Network https://www.stanlandseries.com/
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Mike Sacks
@mikebsacks.bsky.social
· Sep 20
You’ve Never Heard of Alt-Comedy’s Favorite Writer (He Wants It That Way)
Mike Sacks’ bizarre books and podcasts have drawn a cult following among celebrities from Jon Hamm to Bob Odenkirk. And if you don’t know his name, well, that’s entirely his fault.
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If I ever have a job where I'm required to refer to my co-workers as a "team," and it doesn't involve sports, fucking kill me. Thanks!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If I ever have a job where I'm required to refer to my co-workers as a "team," and it doesn't involve sports, fucking kill me. Thanks!!!
REALLY excited about my Valentine's Day card going out to all my old lovers!
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
REALLY excited about my Valentine's Day card going out to all my old lovers!
"Hi! It's me! Mike! I slipped through your work security! Listen, I know we've only been on one OKCupid date but I take Valentine's Day REAL seriously. Got time for lunch?!"
February 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"Hi! It's me! Mike! I slipped through your work security! Listen, I know we've only been on one OKCupid date but I take Valentine's Day REAL seriously. Got time for lunch?!"
Every fucking day.
"Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"
"Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Every fucking day.
"Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"
"Do you ever get the feeling that there's something going on that we don't know about?"
AI never stayed home from prom to watch TV alone. AI will never be able to truly write humor.
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
AI never stayed home from prom to watch TV alone. AI will never be able to truly write humor.
Hey! All my Jewish MAGA friends and relatives. You think these people are your friends? They're not.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Hey! All my Jewish MAGA friends and relatives. You think these people are your friends? They're not.
Reposted by Mike Sacks
Off to my Gooning Cave. If anyone needs me over the next 18 hours, please send me a notification on my beeper. Thanks.
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Off to my Gooning Cave. If anyone needs me over the next 18 hours, please send me a notification on my beeper. Thanks.
Well, that's the last time I ever schedule a first date on a night that I'm prepping for a colonoscopy!
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Well, that's the last time I ever schedule a first date on a night that I'm prepping for a colonoscopy!
Off to my Gooning Cave. If anyone needs me over the next 18 hours, please send me a notification on my beeper. Thanks.
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Off to my Gooning Cave. If anyone needs me over the next 18 hours, please send me a notification on my beeper. Thanks.
Another cool response to my anti-Pam-Bondi comment yesterday
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Another cool response to my anti-Pam-Bondi comment yesterday
Can someone please shoot a remake of the "Star Wars" cantina scene starring my mother as she complains to the manager about smoke and noise?
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Can someone please shoot a remake of the "Star Wars" cantina scene starring my mother as she complains to the manager about smoke and noise?
What’s this about a “clitoris”?
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
What’s this about a “clitoris”?
RIP to the great Bud Cort, costar of the brilliant “Harold and Maude,” directed by genius Hal Ashby. I remember seeing it for the first time and gasping when I saw the Auschwitz tattoo on Ruth Gordon’s arm, so similar to many of the tattoos I would see on my grandfather‘s friends arms. RIP. ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
RIP to the great Bud Cort, costar of the brilliant “Harold and Maude,” directed by genius Hal Ashby. I remember seeing it for the first time and gasping when I saw the Auschwitz tattoo on Ruth Gordon’s arm, so similar to many of the tattoos I would see on my grandfather‘s friends arms. RIP. ❤️
Fuck anyone who would turn their backs on any of the hundreds (if not thousands) of women abused by the scumbags MAGA is choosing to defend. Especially as a goddamn woman. The fuck went wrong in your life that you're like this? I mean, what?!
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Fuck anyone who would turn their backs on any of the hundreds (if not thousands) of women abused by the scumbags MAGA is choosing to defend. Especially as a goddamn woman. The fuck went wrong in your life that you're like this? I mean, what?!
Hey, remember that Seinfeld episode that was about Jerry looking at his girlfriend and she was either ugly or beautiful depending on the light? And his mood? Yeah, never liked that episode.
February 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Hey, remember that Seinfeld episode that was about Jerry looking at his girlfriend and she was either ugly or beautiful depending on the light? And his mood? Yeah, never liked that episode.
Ceremony and announcement on February 23!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Ceremony and announcement on February 23!!!!!
Totally nude except for my ankle monitor
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Totally nude except for my ankle monitor
Until I was about 20, I would misread “misled” as “missiled”
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Until I was about 20, I would misread “misled” as “missiled”
Fuck off with your nonsense
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Fuck off with your nonsense
My first hand modeling gig!
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My first hand modeling gig!
Reposted by Mike Sacks
The Washington Post layoffs were a bigger bloodbath than you thought. New figures reveal 44 to 47.5 percent of the paper's newsroom was eliminated during last week's cuts.
Actually, the Washington Post Layoffs Were a Bigger Bloodbath Than You Thought - Washingtonian
The layoffs announced last week at the Washington Post were disfiguring to the esteemed news organization, with whole sections and departments—sports, books, staff photography—wiped away, and…
washingtonian.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The Washington Post layoffs were a bigger bloodbath than you thought. New figures reveal 44 to 47.5 percent of the paper's newsroom was eliminated during last week's cuts.
A black velvet painting I had made of David Letterman and Chris Elliott as “Skylark, the Chris Elliott Impersonator.” #latenightwithdavidletterman
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
A black velvet painting I had made of David Letterman and Chris Elliott as “Skylark, the Chris Elliott Impersonator.” #latenightwithdavidletterman
Showing up to the office tomorrow in these bad boys
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Showing up to the office tomorrow in these bad boys