JennyLynn
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Every day I’m not haunting a Victorian mansion is a day wasted.
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
theonion.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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I yearn for the early days of social media when all we did was debunk spirit photography and lounge around in the parlour, sipping on laudanum whilst slowly dying of consumption.
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I yearn for the early days of social media when all we did was debunk spirit photography and lounge around in the parlour, sipping on laudanum whilst slowly dying of consumption.
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I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.
From Around the Horn:
From Around the Horn:
March 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.
From Around the Horn:
From Around the Horn:
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babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
March 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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I hate when my doorbell rings and I have to stop whatever I’m doing to be quiet and not answer the door.
February 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I hate when my doorbell rings and I have to stop whatever I’m doing to be quiet and not answer the door.
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
Victorian London police must have been pretty bad. They didn’t even catch Jack the Ripper, and honestly how many guys could have had that name? 2? Maybe 3? It’s like they weren’t even trying.
January 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Victorian London police must have been pretty bad. They didn’t even catch Jack the Ripper, and honestly how many guys could have had that name? 2? Maybe 3? It’s like they weren’t even trying.
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Not to be mean, but why did Jonathan Harker not realize there’d be a Dracula at Dracula’s Castle
January 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Not to be mean, but why did Jonathan Harker not realize there’d be a Dracula at Dracula’s Castle
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Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
January 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful
I wonder if the Great British Baking show would let me just live in their tent if I promised to be quiet.
January 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I wonder if the Great British Baking show would let me just live in their tent if I promised to be quiet.
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Tom Bombadil is Cottagecore Cthulhu. I will not be taking questions at this time.
January 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tom Bombadil is Cottagecore Cthulhu. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Wisdom from his many years.
January 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wisdom from his many years.
The scariest thing about Nosferatu was the lady who insisted on sitting RIGHT next to my family in an otherwise empty matinee and then coughed right on me.
a woman in a white dress with ruffles on the sleeves
Alt: a woman in a white dress with ruffles on the sleeves; she’s screaming.
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The scariest thing about Nosferatu was the lady who insisted on sitting RIGHT next to my family in an otherwise empty matinee and then coughed right on me.
I wish I could be a cat in the sun.
January 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wish I could be a cat in the sun.
She’s ready for a fancy dress ball!
December 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
She’s ready for a fancy dress ball!
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BREAKING: Jimmy Carter has died at 100. The 39th president of the United States, who served from 1977 to 1981, was perhaps more famous for the life he led after leaving office — as an advocate for peace and human rights.
Read about his lasting legacy.
Read about his lasting legacy.
Jimmy Carter, former U.S. president and peace activist, dies at 100
Carter was president from 1977 to 1981, but he was perhaps more famous for the life he led after he left office. He was one of the biggest advocates for peace, democracy and human rights.
www.npr.org
December 29, 2024 at 9:52 PM
BREAKING: Jimmy Carter has died at 100. The 39th president of the United States, who served from 1977 to 1981, was perhaps more famous for the life he led after leaving office — as an advocate for peace and human rights.
Read about his lasting legacy.
Read about his lasting legacy.
I’m sad about Jimmy Carter. He was a good man and he was what a President should be. We didn’t deserve him.
December 29, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I’m sad about Jimmy Carter. He was a good man and he was what a President should be. We didn’t deserve him.
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ME: idk I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread
WAITER: no I meant are you okay as in like do you need more Diet Coke or anything
WAITER: no I meant are you okay as in like do you need more Diet Coke or anything
December 28, 2024 at 11:04 PM
ME: idk I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread
WAITER: no I meant are you okay as in like do you need more Diet Coke or anything
WAITER: no I meant are you okay as in like do you need more Diet Coke or anything
It’s that weird time of year where nothing matters. Today I had gingerbread and tortilla chips for lunch.
a woman wearing glasses and a wig is eating a sandwich on a subway .
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a wig is eating a sandwich on a subway .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2024 at 10:46 PM
It’s that weird time of year where nothing matters. Today I had gingerbread and tortilla chips for lunch.
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In 1950 the A.C. Gilbert Company, introduced the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab. Marketed as a cutting-edge science kit, it was designed to teach children about atomic energy and included real radioactive materials…
It was removed from shelves in 1951
It was removed from shelves in 1951
December 25, 2024 at 11:59 PM
In 1950 the A.C. Gilbert Company, introduced the Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab. Marketed as a cutting-edge science kit, it was designed to teach children about atomic energy and included real radioactive materials…
It was removed from shelves in 1951
It was removed from shelves in 1951
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Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
December 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
Scrooge better get some cheeses for the meeces right the fuck now.
December 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Scrooge better get some cheeses for the meeces right the fuck now.
Dude, I’m over here trying to find suckling pigs and heron, not to mention the wine; I don’t have time for wassail related shenanigans!
December 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Dude, I’m over here trying to find suckling pigs and heron, not to mention the wine; I don’t have time for wassail related shenanigans!
This feels 100% accurate
PRODUCER 1: What happens next?
PRODUCER 2: Enter the mice.
PRODUCER 1: Mice?
PRODUCER 2: They’re everywhere!
PRODUCER 1: Who plays the mice?
PRODUCER 2: Little kids who can’t dance at all.
PRODUCER 1: So wait, there’s dancing?
PRODUCER 2: Enter the mice.
PRODUCER 1: Mice?
PRODUCER 2: They’re everywhere!
PRODUCER 1: Who plays the mice?
PRODUCER 2: Little kids who can’t dance at all.
PRODUCER 1: So wait, there’s dancing?
A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
(A production office. PRODUCER 1 sits at a desk. Enter PRODUCER 2.) PRODUCER 1: Take a seat. You said you have something Christmassy for me? PRODUC...
buff.ly
December 22, 2024 at 1:04 PM
This feels 100% accurate