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bikes, public transit, safe streets + baseball shitposting
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God bless the Valley 🫡
This is why I love the 818. Even A listers are out here and no one gives a fuck
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
God bless the Valley 🫡
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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![Advertising poster promoting cycling for transport featuring four people in a row on bikes. At the top the text says, "You'd be better on a bicycle", and then in a bubble it says "Still [emphasized with big, red, italicized letters] the cheapest, handiest, healthiest way of getting about."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7vpdxcialxa6j5s7yh5g5jhf/bafkreihcp247ahol26isqxpjmh54kczqp6ieyycvhakzjug6ysgeqndpb4@jpeg)
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We have to ban this. It's just not okay, and it's gonna kill sports if we let it.
I hate people so much. If a ballgame isn't exciting enough to you on its own terms, you've fucked up.
I hate people so much. If a ballgame isn't exciting enough to you on its own terms, you've fucked up.
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
We have to ban this. It's just not okay, and it's gonna kill sports if we let it.
I hate people so much. If a ballgame isn't exciting enough to you on its own terms, you've fucked up.
I hate people so much. If a ballgame isn't exciting enough to you on its own terms, you've fucked up.
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Biked to the shoot today in the rain this morning.
There’s no such thing as bad weather just bad clothing. Wear the appropriate clothing and biking in the rain is not a problem.
There’s no such thing as bad weather just bad clothing. Wear the appropriate clothing and biking in the rain is not a problem.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Biked to the shoot today in the rain this morning.
There’s no such thing as bad weather just bad clothing. Wear the appropriate clothing and biking in the rain is not a problem.
There’s no such thing as bad weather just bad clothing. Wear the appropriate clothing and biking in the rain is not a problem.
smacked so many hoods today
drivers, get out of the bike lane and be aware of your surroundings.
I need to start keeping my ulock handy because maybe that is the only way they’ll learn
drivers, get out of the bike lane and be aware of your surroundings.
I need to start keeping my ulock handy because maybe that is the only way they’ll learn
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
smacked so many hoods today
drivers, get out of the bike lane and be aware of your surroundings.
I need to start keeping my ulock handy because maybe that is the only way they’ll learn
drivers, get out of the bike lane and be aware of your surroundings.
I need to start keeping my ulock handy because maybe that is the only way they’ll learn
bike camera is not working at the moment so of course I’ve had to deal with more than usual because that’s usually when they come out. They see a camera and behave. No camera and they want to kill you.
pray for me on this cold morning
pray for me on this cold morning
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
bike camera is not working at the moment so of course I’ve had to deal with more than usual because that’s usually when they come out. They see a camera and behave. No camera and they want to kill you.
pray for me on this cold morning
pray for me on this cold morning
benny biceps 😔
Reds claimed catcher Ben Rortvedt off waivers from the Dodgers
Wasn’t on 40-man roster until September, then started 19 of 25 games behind the plate, including first four games of postseason as Will Smith’s hand healed
Tied for team lead in sacrifice bunts. Wild ride for Benny Biceps
Wasn’t on 40-man roster until September, then started 19 of 25 games behind the plate, including first four games of postseason as Will Smith’s hand healed
Tied for team lead in sacrifice bunts. Wild ride for Benny Biceps
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
benny biceps 😔
so out of shape. going to see if I can go back to working out regularly like I used to.
getting older is rough.
getting older is rough.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
so out of shape. going to see if I can go back to working out regularly like I used to.
getting older is rough.
getting older is rough.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
losing the World Series has blue jays fans hoping the Yankees get top free agents vs the dodgers 😭
dodgers broke their brains
dodgers broke their brains
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
losing the World Series has blue jays fans hoping the Yankees get top free agents vs the dodgers 😭
dodgers broke their brains
dodgers broke their brains
the human rain delay 😭
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the human rain delay 😭
so there’s no one left from the 2017 team?
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
so there’s no one left from the 2017 team?
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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Democrats were overwhelmingly united on their shutdown demands.
Americans understood that Trump and Republicans were to blame.
Voters made it known last Tuesday that they'll elect leaders who stand up to Trump.
Democrats held the cards — and folded for no reason.
Americans understood that Trump and Republicans were to blame.
Voters made it known last Tuesday that they'll elect leaders who stand up to Trump.
Democrats held the cards — and folded for no reason.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Democrats were overwhelmingly united on their shutdown demands.
Americans understood that Trump and Republicans were to blame.
Voters made it known last Tuesday that they'll elect leaders who stand up to Trump.
Democrats held the cards — and folded for no reason.
Americans understood that Trump and Republicans were to blame.
Voters made it known last Tuesday that they'll elect leaders who stand up to Trump.
Democrats held the cards — and folded for no reason.
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*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
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what if instead we just
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
what if instead we just
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entitlement.jpg
The sidewalk is not for parking at all but this one just decided to block this pretty wide sidewalk entirely
The sidewalk is not for parking at all but this one just decided to block this pretty wide sidewalk entirely
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
entitlement.jpg
The sidewalk is not for parking at all but this one just decided to block this pretty wide sidewalk entirely
The sidewalk is not for parking at all but this one just decided to block this pretty wide sidewalk entirely
the wall of speakers lmao
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
the wall of speakers lmao
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UPDATE: if you are in city of LA, the following council members need to be bullied:
Nazarian, Yaroslavsky, Padilla, Harris-Dawson, McOsker.
Nazarian especially needs to be bullied (he's a landlord!!!) and cosplayed as an affordable housing supporter.
toolkit below:
Nazarian, Yaroslavsky, Padilla, Harris-Dawson, McOsker.
Nazarian especially needs to be bullied (he's a landlord!!!) and cosplayed as an affordable housing supporter.
toolkit below:
Okay so I know we are all bullying our federal senators but if you live in Los Angeles, the city council on wednesday will be voting on reforms for the rent stabilization ordinance and we are urging council to cap rent at 3%. Some are waffling (nazarian, lmao) so toolkit here: laforward.org/larso
LARSO ACTION — LA Forward
laforward.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
UPDATE: if you are in city of LA, the following council members need to be bullied:
Nazarian, Yaroslavsky, Padilla, Harris-Dawson, McOsker.
Nazarian especially needs to be bullied (he's a landlord!!!) and cosplayed as an affordable housing supporter.
toolkit below:
Nazarian, Yaroslavsky, Padilla, Harris-Dawson, McOsker.
Nazarian especially needs to be bullied (he's a landlord!!!) and cosplayed as an affordable housing supporter.
toolkit below:
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traci park is a demon and needs to leave this city
Councilwoman Traci Park held a Venice town hall yesterday; here’s her joking about putting “spike strips” to deter people riding bikes in Venice. She then said that she “wasn’t kidding”
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
traci park is a demon and needs to leave this city