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can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
July 2, 2023 at 6:24 PM
can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull
Who’s gonna take one for the team and deal with Ron desantis
July 2, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Who’s gonna take one for the team and deal with Ron desantis
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Tragedy has struck. Elon Musk died today after a piano fell on him, he came out of the top of it and his teeth were all keys.
July 2, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Tragedy has struck. Elon Musk died today after a piano fell on him, he came out of the top of it and his teeth were all keys.
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attention new bluesky users:
July 1, 2023 at 10:30 PM
attention new bluesky users:
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I am also extremely worried about this.
Imperfect as it was, Twitter was THE place to go for up to date disaster information for many, many years.
That’s gone now.
Imperfect as it was, Twitter was THE place to go for up to date disaster information for many, many years.
That’s gone now.
We have not responded to any major disaster in the United States for almost two decades without twitter and I do not want to know how a response would go without it.
July 2, 2023 at 1:23 AM
I am also extremely worried about this.
Imperfect as it was, Twitter was THE place to go for up to date disaster information for many, many years.
That’s gone now.
Imperfect as it was, Twitter was THE place to go for up to date disaster information for many, many years.
That’s gone now.
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You’ve gotta give Elon Musk some credit: Sure, he transformed Twitter into a haven for misinformation where the worst people on earth can pay to be first in your replies, but at least it doesn’t work
July 1, 2023 at 11:01 PM
You’ve gotta give Elon Musk some credit: Sure, he transformed Twitter into a haven for misinformation where the worst people on earth can pay to be first in your replies, but at least it doesn’t work
The teamsters have UPS by the balls rn and we’ve voted to strike if our demands aren’t met so if they don’t give us what we want y’all will not be getting your packages
July 2, 2023 at 3:31 AM
The teamsters have UPS by the balls rn and we’ve voted to strike if our demands aren’t met so if they don’t give us what we want y’all will not be getting your packages
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"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that.
July 1, 2023 at 11:39 PM
"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that.
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Limiting the number of posts that users can read is a great choice. I’m sure advertisers will love it
July 1, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Limiting the number of posts that users can read is a great choice. I’m sure advertisers will love it
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Elon is such a dick that Mark Zuckerberg got his first piece of positive buzz in a decade at the prospect of beating him to a pulp
July 1, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Elon is such a dick that Mark Zuckerberg got his first piece of positive buzz in a decade at the prospect of beating him to a pulp
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running around in circles in my enclosure bc i've been deprived of my required daily posts on the other site
July 1, 2023 at 7:30 PM
running around in circles in my enclosure bc i've been deprived of my required daily posts on the other site
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this screencap is my new most valuable possession
July 1, 2023 at 5:00 PM
this screencap is my new most valuable possession
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You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?
July 1, 2023 at 6:56 PM
You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?
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i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please
July 1, 2023 at 6:47 PM
i’m begging elon musk to purchase the company that has my private student loans, put them out of business due to stupidity please
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In order to stop myself from shitting the bed, we’ve decided to get rid of beds.
July 1, 2023 at 7:06 PM
In order to stop myself from shitting the bed, we’ve decided to get rid of beds.
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This is the thing about the "now that the internet is dying, it's time to rejoin the real world." Lol, the real world is dying too. It was also killed by billionaires.
July 1, 2023 at 7:48 PM
This is the thing about the "now that the internet is dying, it's time to rejoin the real world." Lol, the real world is dying too. It was also killed by billionaires.
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“Elon must be destroying the site on purpose he can’t be that stupid!” Last week a billionaire imploded, literally, because he thought he could outsmart the laws of physics. Never being told “no” makes a person stupid.
July 1, 2023 at 7:09 PM
“Elon must be destroying the site on purpose he can’t be that stupid!” Last week a billionaire imploded, literally, because he thought he could outsmart the laws of physics. Never being told “no” makes a person stupid.
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I turn off all the servers!
I don't pay-a the rent!!
Ohhh!!
I don't pay-a the rent!!
Ohhh!!
July 1, 2023 at 6:37 PM
I turn off all the servers!
I don't pay-a the rent!!
Ohhh!!
I don't pay-a the rent!!
Ohhh!!
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The truth is a lot of rich people get that way destroying businesses not running them well
July 1, 2023 at 6:38 PM
The truth is a lot of rich people get that way destroying businesses not running them well
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As we all know, there is nothing more dangerous than users on your post-making app wanting to view posts on your post-making app
July 1, 2023 at 5:37 PM
As we all know, there is nothing more dangerous than users on your post-making app wanting to view posts on your post-making app
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Let's all do our part to ensure musked up permanently enters our lexicon
It’s not us; someone seems to have royally musked up at the other place
July 1, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Let's all do our part to ensure musked up permanently enters our lexicon
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I hope Elon Musk’s whole asshole falls out
July 1, 2023 at 7:10 PM
I hope Elon Musk’s whole asshole falls out
Yesterday was my birthday
July 1, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Yesterday was my birthday