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abolish time, it's groove time https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hz2nddanc3palswbxogq76vo/feed/aaapkpczlskne
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I actually want to know what his reasoning is here. You see I could dislike him more. I feel I need to.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
I actually want to know what his reasoning is here. You see I could dislike him more. I feel I need to.
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incidentally, I am Back On My Bullshit
Is anyone going to ask questions abut what happened here? It feels quite relevant
Is anyone going to ask questions abut what happened here? It feels quite relevant
here are some ways to explain the betting patterns
1. an absurd amount of money was laundered through the unregulated cryptogambling site Polymarket by people with insider access to Trump's circle. The Nobel committee offered Machado up as an alt to Trump as laureate. Trump told everyone.
1. an absurd amount of money was laundered through the unregulated cryptogambling site Polymarket by people with insider access to Trump's circle. The Nobel committee offered Machado up as an alt to Trump as laureate. Trump told everyone.
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
incidentally, I am Back On My Bullshit
Is anyone going to ask questions abut what happened here? It feels quite relevant
Is anyone going to ask questions abut what happened here? It feels quite relevant
At the Montessori School of the Americas we believe there's no "right" way to teach soldiers to torture suspected political dissidents
Montessori School of the Americas.
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
At the Montessori School of the Americas we believe there's no "right" way to teach soldiers to torture suspected political dissidents
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Mushroom in the Wild Playing Keyboard
YouTube video by BionicandtheWires
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January 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Montessori School of the Americas.
January 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Montessori School of the Americas.
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I know people see posts like this all the time.
Honestly, I’m tired of writing them too. But this isn’t a story, it’s my son’s real life. He needs his meds every day, and I’m doing everything I can to make that happen. Thanks for taking a moment to read.
tinyurl.com/yr6wm9tr
Honestly, I’m tired of writing them too. But this isn’t a story, it’s my son’s real life. He needs his meds every day, and I’m doing everything I can to make that happen. Thanks for taking a moment to read.
tinyurl.com/yr6wm9tr
January 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I know people see posts like this all the time.
Honestly, I’m tired of writing them too. But this isn’t a story, it’s my son’s real life. He needs his meds every day, and I’m doing everything I can to make that happen. Thanks for taking a moment to read.
tinyurl.com/yr6wm9tr
Honestly, I’m tired of writing them too. But this isn’t a story, it’s my son’s real life. He needs his meds every day, and I’m doing everything I can to make that happen. Thanks for taking a moment to read.
tinyurl.com/yr6wm9tr
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Wait hang on what are y’all talking about
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Wait hang on what are y’all talking about
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Similarly a big day to declare that the Prime Minister of the UK can't say anything about international law, unlike everyone else, because he is mummy's special boy.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Similarly a big day to declare that the Prime Minister of the UK can't say anything about international law, unlike everyone else, because he is mummy's special boy.
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Huge day for sensibles to declare that actually international law does not apply if they think a guy has bad vibes on here for some reason.
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Huge day for sensibles to declare that actually international law does not apply if they think a guy has bad vibes on here for some reason.
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taylor swift fan account braver than this woman’s little bitch-ass wehrmacht son
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
taylor swift fan account braver than this woman’s little bitch-ass wehrmacht son
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Me when people make it about what Maduro has done in the context of a clearly illegal attack motivated by oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Me when people make it about what Maduro has done in the context of a clearly illegal attack motivated by oil.
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the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Fixed it for you for later on this year, you abject fucking coward and lackey.
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Fixed it for you for later on this year, you abject fucking coward and lackey.
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Starmer is happy to let anti genocide protesters who are detained without charge die of starvation and you think he gives a shit that our special relationship partners commited a war crime?
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Starmer is happy to let anti genocide protesters who are detained without charge die of starvation and you think he gives a shit that our special relationship partners commited a war crime?
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We take a brief break from endlessly rattling on about how we must Defend Our Borders to take a massive fucking dump on the concept of sovereignty for other nations, thank you for your understanding
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
We take a brief break from endlessly rattling on about how we must Defend Our Borders to take a massive fucking dump on the concept of sovereignty for other nations, thank you for your understanding
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fuck me
literally does not even fucking mention the aggressor
literally does not even fucking mention the aggressor
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
fuck me
literally does not even fucking mention the aggressor
literally does not even fucking mention the aggressor
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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You wouldn't download a Venezuelan dictator.
January 3, 2026 at 10:54 AM
You wouldn't download a Venezuelan dictator.
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you can just do what you want to a head of state now? that's interesting
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
you can just do what you want to a head of state now? that's interesting