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Take it up with the fresh prince of bel air
Five guys sitting around a boombox captioned with 'when a couple of guys, they were up to no good'
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Abe Simpson yelling at a cloud
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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sniffing the sounds
A tabby kitten sniffing a speaker
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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it comes with two of these
Lego model of a boeing 767
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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aaaaaahaha
2025 post from aid thompson where he mentions his live show which apparently features a morris dancing hip hop crossover gameshow
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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omg romance
a straight white couple embracing and touching nose warmers, in a field, it's shot like a wedding photo
January 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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they do a black one, for goths
young white woman with black hair wearing a black woollen nose warmer
January 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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A tabby kitten looking out from the top of a wardrobe, reflected in the mirrored doors. Sticker reading eat shit in red capital letters depicting a person wearing a hoodie and mask lobbing horse shit at a horse cop
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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KEEP FIGHTING, KEEP DANCING...
double panel from mini zine IYKYK, illustration of five cats dancing, text around them reading: During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced at night, the dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for. It didn't look like we were going to win but we could. Keep fighting, keep dancing... -Dan Savage, author + activist
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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Capetillo says hello
a fluffy tabby kitten standing on a sewing machine, there is an Anni Jynn print on the wall behind them
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Capetillo ❤️
a fluffy little tabby kitten on a bed with mushroom covers
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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incredible stuff
councillor paul peacock @paulspeacock.bsky.social (muted by "the labour party") 22m: Explain their austerity and failure ..... I'm here for a while quote post by jack jackinpogform@bsky.social 20m: Labour Councillors are never not posting. reply from councillor paul peacock @paulspeacock.bsky.social (muted by "the labour party") dec 3 2025 6:18pm: I happen to be having a break, still I never fail to post the truth
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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this was a great juxtaposition to get when I refreshed the page
Lee's post above but the top of the image is obscured by Fugazi
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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calm down cornelius hawthorne
He is also after a "good breeder" so he can have a male heir. Sir Benjamin, a baronet descended from Charles Il, says she can't come from countries beginning with '"' that have green in their flag. He said: "I don't mind Canadians, Americans, Germans and Northern Europeans - what I like to call similar people. I don't thinkmarrying an Eskimo is for me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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the dutch are not okay
What is the meaning of piss diefje? (auto translated from dutch) Dictionary of Popular Language MARC DE COSTER (2020-2025) piss thief (18th century) A pet name for a small child. Also a nickname for the mandrake (also called the love herb or the devil's testicles). According to popular belief, this plant grew under the gallows, from the urine of the hanged. The root resembles a small man. Hence the pet name. . It's a piss thief. This is said of a small man. If thieves in th...
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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okay
Books on a shelf, mostly horticultural reference books. Resting horizontally atop the others is a small hardback titled View of Wessex. There is snail (Cornu aspersum) on it, dormant, attached to the pages at the bottom
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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if ya know what I mean
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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🌱🌼🪴 flowers
Othonna capensis, a trailing succulent with a few bright yellow daisy-like flowers on long stems, protruding far out of the pot and over a rosette forming succulent next to it on the windowsill ×Pachysedum 'Ganzhou', a glaucous green-blue succulent tinged with mauve pink, the inflorescence forming on a short stem growing from the centre of the loose rosette. In a terracotta pot on a wooden windowsill
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Hadn't seen the video before, total commitment to the choreography
Donna Allen pointing at a photo frame
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Fucking get in, I'm gonna eat this whole thing myself
A 750g pasta bake for 2 reduced from £4.80 to £1.73, use by date today
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Listen to BLOOD WORK
B&W image of a toyato hilux with a huge anti-aircraft gun mounted in the back firing down a desert road. The driver and gun operator are both masked. The vehicle has 'Mark-1 Plumbing' insignia and a phone number on the door
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Cathy Dennis is crying now but I'm like this
Tyres off of Spaced (Michael Smiley)
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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FUCK ALL OF THIS
The home secretary warned in an article for the Guardian that anger about illegal migration could turn on second-generation immigrants such as her and rupture community relations. "I know that a country without secure borders is a less safe country for those who look like me," she said. But the Guardian understands the harshness of Mahmood's plans has led to signifcant unease among senior Labour aides and ministers, with at least one on resignation watch. Two said they were particularly concerned about the plans to ramp up deportations of refugee families, including those with children. Charities warned it would risk "another Windrush scandal" and leave refugees in near-permanent limbo, with children liable to be unrooted from schools and adults unable to build careers, and make integration harder.
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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FUCK THIS
"I know that a country without secure borders is a less safe country for those who look like me," she said.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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@annijyn.com
A4 print of Primal 2.0 by Anni Jynn, in a white frame on a green wall A loose flowing illustration of a person with long hair kneeling down, their arms are stretched upwards behind their head. There are light green swirls on a white background as well as dark green splotches in the centre of the drawing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM