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Gabsta
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🇨🇦 settler • 🇲🇽 immigrant • maturing rec athlete • disc golfing • riding emtbs • new to drumming (yes, that kind🥁) / I dig most (women’s) sports • anthropology • archaeology • laughter

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October 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study.
Study finds mRNA coronavirus vaccines prolonged life of cancer patients
A study found that covid-19 vaccines appeared to awaken the immune system in lung and skin cancer patients, helping them live longer than those not vaccinated.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
June 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
May 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
INVENTOR OF SLICED BREAD: hey check it out

EVERYONE: wow that is the greatest thing ever

INVENTOR OF THE KNIFE: what the actual fuck
April 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
April 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
April 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
April 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Hoping Toronto really shows up for the Tempo when they debut
@tempobasketball.bsky.social on Bluesky
Toronto - we love how many of you in our Tempo community showed up for our watch party! 💜💙
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April 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
April 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Sorry for what I did in aisle 3 when Return of the Mack came on
April 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I told my kid that in France, sometimes they put meat and beans inside their crêpes and call them Frenchiladas and now I have another meeting with his teacher.
April 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works
March 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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[game show]

HOST: what is a word that rhymes with dive

ME: live

HOST: sorry no

ME: live

HOST: correct
March 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Hi, I’d like to return this dog. He doesn’t play basketball
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Remember the 90s when everybody only hurt sometimes.
March 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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we gotta start being meaner to people who refuse to do one second of research on things that can be factually verified, and just come online and lie. "if i recall correctly" you don't. i don't care if you had good intentions or meant well, you just lied. why are you lying
March 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Too much talk about teaching your daughters how to protect themselves from predatory men and not enough talk about teaching your sons not to emulate them.
March 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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i wonder if maybe we should stop writing post-apocalyptic fiction just until we're sure that's not where rich people are getting their ideas
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Is there a way to cross post from #Loops to #Pixelfed? I’d get it not going the other way around since Loops is short-form video only, but Pixelfed could support either…? 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ButWhatDoIKnow

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March 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Women are so powerful
September 24, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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my sister accused me of stealing clothes and i nearly shit her pants
March 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I would much rather be a socially awkward adult who is super obsessed with plushies and furbies and Neopets than experience having measles for one minute
Vaccines don't cause autism but if they did a bunch of alive autistic adults is much better than polio and having polio and dying of polio
March 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Watches a romance flick backwards to see an insipid woman living solely for a man blossom into an individual with her own life.
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs
March 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM