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As is traditional, former NYC mayor Eric Adams has been entombed alive inside the New Year’s Eve ball alongside his beloved pet the NYPD subway cop robot.
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends

Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
The Antisemitism Post (tm)
Gotta get the history to know where the tropes live in the discourse today.
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Nobody wants this shit, which is why they keep sneaking it onto our devices like some unwanted U2 album.
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Some pictures of the gorgeous tower in the Frankenstein exhibit at Selfridges. The detail was extraordinary.
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
October 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Mourning those murdered by Hamas isn't incompatible with mourning those murdered by the Israeli state.

Demanding that the hostages return isn't incompatible with naming & demanding an end to genocide.

Naming the power imbalance & impact thereof doesn't desecrate those murdered two years ago today.
October 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?

ME: Slay the Spire.

CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?

ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.

CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?

ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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ah, well
a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
September 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."'

variety.com/2025/film/fe...
August 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Do not.
And I mean do not upload any personal PHI or PII to any Trump lead applications.
August 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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ok ok i wrote about it
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
August 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM