Rob Haneberg
@g2fsa.bsky.social
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I happen to think that Rob Reiner had a much bigger cultural impact than Charlie Kirk did.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I happen to think that Rob Reiner had a much bigger cultural impact than Charlie Kirk did.
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Can one of you goddamn reporters ask him to describe what 500 to 700 percent reduction means?
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can one of you goddamn reporters ask him to describe what 500 to 700 percent reduction means?
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
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am i the only person who cares about housing prices? is this like a niche political interest or something?
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
am i the only person who cares about housing prices? is this like a niche political interest or something?
Shouldn't Chotiner interview Ezra Klein at some point?
CHOTINER: So your thinking was that you could contribute to this meme format a full day after it was popular?
ME: Well, James Comey had been indicted, I thought maybe I could have some fun with that
CHOTINER: Fun enough to justify being a day late to the format?
ME: I mean who can say
ME: Well, James Comey had been indicted, I thought maybe I could have some fun with that
CHOTINER: Fun enough to justify being a day late to the format?
ME: I mean who can say
September 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Shouldn't Chotiner interview Ezra Klein at some point?
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13-10.
Who won the National Title? OSU. And we didn't have to cheat nor plant our flag on anyone's logo. Now go cry in your Michigan coffee cups. Boo hoo. Shouldn't have tried to plant that flag, Bozos.
August 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
13-10.
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
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Starting a new religion that says reading SCOTUS opinions by Alito or Thomas is a sin and my kids should be able to opt out, for their own protection and religious freedom.
It's not a new observation, but it's wild that in Alito's mind, gay people are an abstraction who can safely be kept Out There, when lots of kids (mine included) have gay, married parents who pick them up at school together, show up at birthday parties, etc.
June 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Starting a new religion that says reading SCOTUS opinions by Alito or Thomas is a sin and my kids should be able to opt out, for their own protection and religious freedom.
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I think it’s even worse than that. If they somehow succeeded at completely forcing trans folks out of public life, they’d move on to some other group. Because ultimately they don’t really care about trans people that much either. They just care about having an Other to demonize.
May 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I think it’s even worse than that. If they somehow succeeded at completely forcing trans folks out of public life, they’d move on to some other group. Because ultimately they don’t really care about trans people that much either. They just care about having an Other to demonize.
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I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
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hi just want to say I love it when I can see the top of a thread, and then the bottom of a thread, and have to guess the wondrous, wild-ass path from there to here
April 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
hi just want to say I love it when I can see the top of a thread, and then the bottom of a thread, and have to guess the wondrous, wild-ass path from there to here
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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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What’s the matter with these people?
The Department of Defense deemed a story about baseball hero and civil rights leader Jackie Robinson's time in the Army as "DEI" and deleted it.
March 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What’s the matter with these people?
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Conservatives called it a Flight 93 election, but instead of terrorists, the pilot was just a little annoying and so they stormed the cockpit and started mashing random buttons trying to find the woke one. It'd be comical if we weren't all on the plane too.
The university thing too. There are policy levers you could pull to make academia more conservative. Instead they do dipshit Maoism looking for the “woke” switch and turn off NIH funding and manage to somehow get STEM on the same side as admin staff, a group of people many of them normally despise.
March 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Conservatives called it a Flight 93 election, but instead of terrorists, the pilot was just a little annoying and so they stormed the cockpit and started mashing random buttons trying to find the woke one. It'd be comical if we weren't all on the plane too.
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I live in West Hollywood now, it's a long ass drive, unlike the ones they couldn't make even from Michigan's goddamn 10 yard line
Ohio State may charter a bus fill it with superfans and send them to Utah!
March 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I live in West Hollywood now, it's a long ass drive, unlike the ones they couldn't make even from Michigan's goddamn 10 yard line
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Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
February 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
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I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny
February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny
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Das beste Bild des Tages. #NieWieder ❗️
January 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Das beste Bild des Tages. #NieWieder ❗️
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The Department of Justice building last night in Washington, DC
January 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The Department of Justice building last night in Washington, DC
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Hahahahahaha I just remembered Michigan beat Ohio State in Columbus today
December 1, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Hahahahahaha I just remembered Michigan beat Ohio State in Columbus today
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Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport
December 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport