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An absurdly determined dove (thank jpbrammer for the phrase)
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Today I got told that Suge Knight is a good dude bc of the Diddy documentary and idk who needs to hear this but multiple people can be pieces of shit. It doesn't have to be JUST one bad guy in a narrative
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Today I got told that Suge Knight is a good dude bc of the Diddy documentary and idk who needs to hear this but multiple people can be pieces of shit. It doesn't have to be JUST one bad guy in a narrative
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TL;DR please sometimes choose violence as a treat
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
TL;DR please sometimes choose violence as a treat
Day whatever of snow and my cat is looking at the window like a disgruntled super villain who got some very bad news (I'd show a picture but I do value some privacy so you'll just have to believe me)
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Day whatever of snow and my cat is looking at the window like a disgruntled super villain who got some very bad news (I'd show a picture but I do value some privacy so you'll just have to believe me)
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
It's snowing and my cat has a lot of feelings about it
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's snowing and my cat has a lot of feelings about it
In positive news, my friend bought another friend a cardboard cutout of herself for their Christmas gift and this delights me so much
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
In positive news, my friend bought another friend a cardboard cutout of herself for their Christmas gift and this delights me so much
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
I guess Roy Cohn really did teach his mentee everything he knows, huh
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I guess Roy Cohn really did teach his mentee everything he knows, huh
My cat's new favorite toy: the hair upon my head
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My cat's new favorite toy: the hair upon my head
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
My phone keyboard now red underlines every swear word or the word sex, so whatever phone update that got pushed out to me was mandated by a prude. Also it still won't correct my actual typos.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My phone keyboard now red underlines every swear word or the word sex, so whatever phone update that got pushed out to me was mandated by a prude. Also it still won't correct my actual typos.
I cant see the aurora from where I live so keep those pics coming
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I cant see the aurora from where I live so keep those pics coming
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Taxes on high earners are too low bsky.app/profile/popc...
Kim Kardashian shares her frustration in a new TikTok after failing the California bar exam, calling out psychics who told her she’d pass.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Taxes on high earners are too low bsky.app/profile/popc...
Nothing hits quite like a lemon slice after a good meal
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nothing hits quite like a lemon slice after a good meal
I'm watching this show and it's not good but Sarah Snook is making the best of it so I can't stop
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm watching this show and it's not good but Sarah Snook is making the best of it so I can't stop
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
I feel like I missed my true calling as an artist for wikihow tutorials
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I feel like I missed my true calling as an artist for wikihow tutorials
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This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
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While the NYT's asks if feminism ruined the workplace, the Washington Post gives us a look into a workplace without feminism
Reporting this story, I heard near universal concern from Heritage staff of discrimination against unmarried women.
Then I obtained a letter to the Heritage board from anonymous staffers that alleged the same thing — and more.
Heritage is aware that alleged behavior could create legal trouble.
Then I obtained a letter to the Heritage board from anonymous staffers that alleged the same thing — and more.
Heritage is aware that alleged behavior could create legal trouble.
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
While the NYT's asks if feminism ruined the workplace, the Washington Post gives us a look into a workplace without feminism