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⚧️ Hickory Smoked Yen ⚧️
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🔞 NOT SAFE FOR MINORS 🔞
⚧ very She / sorta It ⚤
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🎮 gamer (derogatory)
🔥 furry (affectionate)
🐰 enamored with my partners
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I'm not gonna lie, asking for help is hard, but I'm already doing a lot of really hard shit this week, so I might as well just fucking do it.

I can't share any details without crying yet, and I need my energy to pack, but I'd appreciate any help I can get.
gofund.me/937d2ab6a
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Hey gang! Ima need to ask that we cycle this and cycle it hard because my house life is evaporating hardcore for my roomie and I here and we need to get the hell outta dodge.

I’m sure blusky will do something shitty about this but here we go again
gofund.me/429701ae7
Donate to Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home, organized by Fable Fortney
Hello everyone, my name is Fable and I'm running into a bout of bad financial bu… Fable Fortney needs your support for Help Fable and Princess Peach Move Home
gofund.me
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Video game giant Rockstar has sacked more than 30 workers across the UK, including my constituents working at their Edinburgh office. I urged Ministers to support workers who have lost their jobs, and stop this from happening again.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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“It’s almost like he thinks my needs are unimportant. Like he doesn’t care about my opinions, or that he doesn’t think about me at all. Now obviously that can’t possibly be true, because I am a big important boy.”
 Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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not true
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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August 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Malort
Word of Power Learned: Gargle Destructive Drink
June 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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So weird how every time TACO Bellend's administration talks about this guy, they accuse him of something new. "illegal", "gang member", "human trafficker", "murderer"

They'd describe him as the reincarnation of Hitler if that wouldn't make a large portion of their voters suddenly like the guy.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is back in the US, charged with human smuggling as attorneys vow ongoing fight
The fight over the mistaken deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to El Salvador now returns to the U.S. court system.
apnews.com
June 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
February 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
theonion.com/ice-age...
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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throwback to @jaidamack.bsky.social keeping my chin up after I spilled my entire water bottle on myself
December 19, 2024 at 11:01 AM
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GGP, extremely foreign to earth concepts, products, and words, often gets confused when others are talking. Seemingly almost deliberately, she starts arguments with the benefit of K-cups when talking about them because she really likes fat tits and does not understand instant coffee.
December 15, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Could really use some help before the end of the month because money is tight tight tight for the season and end of year!

Hesitant to kick this around cause the bad people are showing up
December 11, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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This is also a must read
December 13, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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SMH. Can't be bigoted anymore on Steam, because of woke.
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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Just realized why I dislike those dorks who scream that games "need to stay apolotical".

A decade ago they'd be rightfully saying games are art, but now they're trying to censor that art when it presents uncomfortable truths to them.

They don't want real art in games, they want Kinkade paintings.
November 21, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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I’m right here, dolls.
Form a line and surrender your knives.
November 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Well, still don't know what I'm doing but for the first time everything game together in the early half and that momentum carried me to shave a significant chunk of time off.

It's nice to have something that I can improve on, and apparently Super Metroid satisfies that itch.
Who'da'thunk.
October 23, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Dunno what I'm doing with this but I started playing super metroid and did pretty okay!

Given that this is my first PB after having an internet outage in the hurricane, and the first PB I remembered to record, I'm happy with this.
Racing for a sub-hour and learning new tech each time!
October 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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basically
September 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM